POV: You’re twelve hours into a porn marathon that started with some gentle and sensual erotic massage porn that has now escalated into the upper echelons of German creampie gangbangs and triple anal penetration from the Czech Republic. You’ve got access to all of the porn you need.
Now, the only thing you’re missing is some debauched harlot to watch it with and replicate everything taking place on the screen with her hungry pussy, insatiable asshole, and alluring tits. I’m sure you can relate to this, right?
Hell yeah, I can relate, Porn Dude! But finding a porn-loving woman who is keen to copy everything taking place in my favorite porn movies sure isn’t easy! I hear you ask. Well, you’re right. If you want to replicate the kind of stuff coming out of Czech and German porn studios these days, you either need to hire a pornstar escort or be one of the luckiest motherfuckers in the world.
But achieving the heights of porn-fuelled pleasure doesn’t happen through luck alone, and I know that there are only a few people who can fork out the required fee for a pornstar escort. This means that I have a mission to complete: to find an alternative and budget-friendly alternative for you all.
Today, my search for a substitute for a porn-crazed whore takes me between the lifelike bosom of a site called Xtorso.com. Now, I’ve reviewed a tonne of sex doll websites in the past, but this website takes a different approach to the ever-growing world of high-tech love dolls specializing in just the torso while forgoing the arms, legs, and heads that come with standard sex dolls.
It sure sounds interesting, but I’m keen to get stuck into this site and find out if the forfeit of losing the arms, legs, and heads of a sex doll is worth it, the benefits it can bring, and equally, whether this is a site that is worthy of your custom. Now, let’s begin!
What is Xtorso.com?
Xtorso.com is an online sex toy store that specializes in sex doll torsos of various types. Across the site’s varied categories page, you can find male, shemale, and female sex doll torsos as well as various accessories like cleaning kits, repair tools, and heating equipment to ensure the most lifelike experience when you’re fucking your doll.
Naturally, there’s no shortage of people who are skeptical about sex doll torsos. After all, why buy one of these when you can pay a little extra for a full-sized one, right? Well, by opting for a torso over a full-sized love doll, people are afforded all of the best features that people come to expect, such as a fuckable ass, a welcoming pussy, and a suckable pair of tits, all with the bonus of lower costs, less space consumption, and more maneuverability.
But while the torsos offer many benefits, it remains to be seen whether Xtorso.com can provide the kind of lifelike love dolls that can do the torso genre justice. Next, let’s take a look at what kind of sex doll torsos you can find on the site.
What are the Sex Doll Torsos Like on Xtorso.com?
The three main categories of sex doll torsos on Xtorso.com are female, shemale, and male. To give you the best insight into what this site can offer through the product selection, I explored each category in depth to find the highlights of each one. Now, are you ready to meet them?
● Channing the Male Sex Doll Torso – Do you remember the Party Boy character from the Jackass movies played by Chris Pontius? This sex doll is dressed exactly like him! Underneath his black underwear is an erect cock with a pink head that you can ride all day. Alternatively, you can bend ‘’Channing’’ over and slide inside his welcoming asshole!
● Cecelia the Half-Body Female Sex Doll Torso – Okay, this sex doll torso is a little bit more than a torso as it comes with a head. However, I had to feature it on the list due to how lifelike the head looks. I mean, she might be lacking arms and legs, but you’d struggle to notice when locking eyes with her and emptying your balls in her lifelike pussy and ass! Alternatively, it’s a face that’s just begging for a hearty addition of cum!
● Sarina the Transsexual Sex Doll Torso – Take a deep breath, my friends, because this shemale sex doll torso is packing more sausage than a butcher’s slab! Fuckin’ hell, this love doll should come with a warning because that dick is enormous! Matching her giant trouser snake is a gorgeous pair of titties that look like a lot of fun to suck on when you’re not deepthroating her anaconda!
The Design of the Site
With lifelike sex dolls being such a profitable industry in recent years, there’s been no shortage of companies and websites popping up across the scene. This means any aspiring sex doll store has to stay on its toes in terms of design to stay ahead of the competition. So, let’s see how Xtorso.com has done when it comes to customizing its site.
From the second I arrived at Xtorso.com, it flawlessly grabbed my attention. The site welcomes you in with a vast hero section (which I’ll cover in more detail soon) that provides a background to the header section. The latter is home to the professionally-designed logo, a main menu, and a search bar.
The site’s logo spells out its name in stylish and modern-looking text with a pink and royal blue color scheme. The main menu takes you to various dropdown menus showcasing the site’s products, featuring sex doll brands, new arrivals, best sellers, a VIP section, and a range of help and information sections.
After the hero section that informs you about the numerous features of Xtorso.com, there is a sleek-looking collage of popular categories to be found across the site. These are displayed in a group of five captivating featured images that showcase different niches such as BBW, big ass, big boobs, skinny, and life-size. This is underlined by an easy-to-read block of text explaining what the site is about and how they chose each doll featured.
Then, the site displays a range of sex dolls according to different filters, such as best-selling and latest arrivals. These are presented in rows of four large featured images, along with the title, price, and any current discounts being offered. When you hover over each image, an automatic slideshow activates to show you a gallery of different angles, details, etc.
Towards the bottom of the site is a selection of photos showing the inside of a sex doll factory where many of the featured dolls are made. There’s also a frequently asked questions section and a newsletter sign-up box that allows you to stay updated with the site’s latest offers and products.
What I Like Most About it
I love the niche that Xtorso.com is aiming to dominate. There’s clearly a market for sex doll torsos, and it’s trying its best to supply a decent selection ranging from big boobs and thick asses to skinny and more. The only section that lets it down is its shemale sex doll section, but I’ll cover that in more detail shortly.
Before we talk about shemale sex dolls, let’s get back to the hero section I mentioned earlier. This is a slideshow of various images showcasing the numerous features that Xtorso.com has to offer. This is a genuinely eye-catching feature of the site that looks immense upon arrival. The site’s designers have handpicked each image, and all are just as captivating as the last. My personal favorite was a busty sex doll torso being presented between the thighs of a real naked chick in the shower, as the water droplets on both of their naked bodies are a truly dick-tingling sight.
The rest of the site’s homepage also offers a great introduction to what Xtorso.com is all about. I particularly liked the behind-the-scenes insight into the sex doll manufacturing process and the selection of frequently asked questions that do a great job of providing a better insight into what the company is all about.
What I Don’t Like
The main issue I had with Xtorso.com was the disappointing shemale sex doll torso category. As this is one of the three central categories on the site, I was expecting a decent selection to choose from. Instead, I only found one. To make matters worse, the sole shemale sex doll sitting alone in this part of the site was fitted with an enormous cock that looked downright ridiculous, and it will be downright unusable for everybody except the most dedicated size queens of the kink world.
Suggestions I Have for Xtorso.com
If you’re going to add a dedicated shemale sex doll category and feature it as one of the central categories of the site, then it needs to have more options within it. I’d suggest taking the category down for now until it’s suitably populated with shemale love dolls for buyers to choose from. Otherwise, they’ll only be disappointed by the current offering.
Conclusion
Overall,Xtorso.com ticks most of the boxes when it comes to being a decent sex doll torso website. The site’s design is pretty badass, and the imagery used never fails to grab you by the balls. But while there’s a generally good range of products on offer, it lets itself down when it comes to shemale sex doll torsos.