X Hentai! Don’t get me wrong. Real women are extraordinary. I love seeing them naked, getting railed out by giant cocks. But, women have a built-in fault – their flesh is weak. The bones can only hold up so much weight before they crumble under mechanical stress. This puts a hard limit on how big a set of tits or ass cheeks can be before the owner can’t go on living. I want to see a humongous pair of jiggly tits as much as the next guy, but not if they are hanging off some paralyzed bitch.
On second thought, you guys should look into fucking paralyzed bitches. They don’t get much dick, and life sucks for them anyway, so they won’t even notice that your dick skills are horrific at best. What the fuck do they know? Even if they did notice, what would they do about it? How shitty would you feel if you were fucking some sexless bitch with no legs, but she still tells you to stop? You might as well lop off your penis after that. On third thought, don’t fuck these paralyzed bitches. All my readers will cut off their dicks, and I’ll have none left.
Instead of the infirmed, why not try jerking off to hentai instead? Hentai has all the absurd bodily proportions you crave but only includes the handicapped if you want it to. There’s nothing in real life to compare bitches in hentai to. Some of these bitches’ tits make up seventy percent of their total mass. If you put those things on a real woman, her spine would compress down to the size of a click pen spring. She would become a puddle of tits and nipples slowly soaking into the carpet.
Titty Physics
I wouldn’t want to see one of these cunts breastfeed. The hydrodynamic pressures that milk is under are similar to the forces the core of a neutron star experiences. A quark-gluon plasma is produced as the weak and strong nuclear forces fail to maintain cohesion between subatomic particles. When it fires out of the nipple tip, it’s like a fucking gamma-ray burst. Not only will it cleave your baby’s head in two, but it will also reach through higher dimensional planes to cleave the head of every copy of that baby in the multiverse.
That bitches tits would be like a biological rail gun working at relativistic speeds. Depending on how close to the line of fire you are, your experience of time will be vastly different than that of someone just a few feet closer or farther away. Depending on the osmotic strength of space-time in that localized area, a rift in subspace may form. Don’t get pulled into that shit if you ever want to see your family again.
There’s one positive in this pile of bullshitery. Breast milk filtered through the fabric of the space-time continuum tastes excellent and has all the vitamins and nutrients a growing baby needs. But, of course, your baby isn’t growing at all. That’s because no matter how nutritious a beverage is, when consumed at eighty percent of the speed of light, it will atomize your body along with any nearby surroundings.
On the other hand, you don’t have to worry about turning this mortal plane inside out with titty milk when you watch hentai. All you have to worry about is not covering your roommates’ duvet in sticky cum. I always hate when my roommate does that shit to me.
There’s no shortage of places to get your hentai porn fix on the internet. Not only are there tons of specialized porn sites for it, but all the major tube sites carry anime also. Unfortunately, what there’s no lack of is shitty fucking anime sites. No one wants to fuck around with a garbage website while they have a hard cock in their hands. That’s why I recommend all of my readers check out Xhentai.
Xhentai has everything I look for in an excellent hentai site. There are detailed animations, unique storylines, decent web design, and plenty of options. Whether you like your anime simple and vanilla or prefer to see aliens, dragons, and gnomes, you will find it on Xhentai.
The website looks great. I love the dark background. Hentai is always best consumed in the middle of the night, away from the prying eyes of society. I don’t need my eyes popping out of my head because a porn website is lit up like the fucking sun.
The main menu runs along the top and includes the options Home, Login, Sign up, Language, Movies, Categories, Pornstars, Albums, Members, Paysites, Tags, Live cams, a search bar, and upload. The search bar has five filters that can be applied: All, Videos, Photos, Pornstars, and members.
Anime may have started in Japan, but it now has fans all over the planet. That’s why Xhentai offers its site translated into eleven different languages, including German, Spanish, Italian, Polish, French, and Portuguese. It’s incredible how far anime has spread. I don’t think the world at large would have guessed so many men would love animated porn. Of course, everyone gets why that would happen in countries where the real thing is restricted, but who knew millions of men would prefer it to live-action.
Hopefully, you already guessed that Xhentai does not host live cams. Hentai characters are not real and therefore do not produce live shows. I’m sorry if I just broke your heart, and you thought these bitches were actually alive. I say that as a joke, but I know a few of you sad fucks are disappointed. The pornstar listing is also an advertisement though some anime characters could be called pornstars at this point.
Down the left side is a category list. I love that Xhentai includes both a category and a tag list. The combination creates a perfect platform to explore the site through – all the usual suspects are included. They even have a selection of content shot in sixty frames per second. You will feel your brain breaking as your cock fires off ropes. Some of the most popular categories on Xhentai are 3D, Big tits, Hentai, Rough sex, Teen, Monster, Anal, Babe, and Cream pie.
Content thumbnails on the front page are broken into three categories: Videos being watched now, The most viewed videos, and Recently featured videos. The number of videos on Xhentai is approaching ten thousand, so no matter how often you need to drain your balls, you will always find something new and exciting.
PETA Would Hate the Goblin Breeding Farm
I promise you that there’s no lack of exciting content on Xhentai. I’ve never been a fan of high fantasy, but “Goblin Breeding Farm” might turn me on to it. Pun intended. It is typical for young maidens wandering near the goblin caves to be kidnapped and chained up in their breeding farms. Well, here, all the goblins in the troop free themselves of their sticky goblin cum loads. Stories of these goblin fuck fests have inspired many bands of female warriors who come looking to release their counterparts. Inevitably though, they are captured and added to the ranks of whores, having their assholes blown out every day and night.
In a world where wizards and conjurers run free, one can expect any number of sexual crimes to occur daily. So events like those happening in “Busty Mom and Daughter Elf Hypnosis 2 – Busty Hentai Elf Mom and Daughter Take Facials and Creampies” would be commonplace.
The male star is an insatiable man who can cum time and time again no matter how much a bitch tries to wear him out. His stamina isn’t natural, though. It is a gift given by a ring he wears called the tree of life. The tree of life is like the ultimate boner pill. It grants its wearer an erection anytime he wants it. Lucky for this man, he only had one job in this life, to impregnate big tittied elves. Do you guys have an application?
Xhentai has more than enough to keep any hentai fan busy whacking his cock for months at a time. You will love the large selection of high-quality videos made for the sole purpose of helping you rid yourself of annoying cum. The site is easy to navigate, so you won’t have any issue finding the content that best suits you.
There are a few places where Xhentai could improve its services. The need for an authors and illustrators category sticks out to me the most. There are certain hentai artists I return to repeatedly, and I would like to be able to browse them.
It’s time for you to shovel that cock of yours into your bag of holding and head over to Xhentai for a triple X goblin fuck fest. You work so hard. Don’t you deserve it?