What’s up, you little freak! How many times a day do you fantasize about busting fat loads on a bitch’s face? It’s a shame you can’t find a girl that’ll let you do that to her! I would suggest you just pay someone, but that might not be so easy for some of us! Luckily, an almost infinite number of sluts love to show the world just how much they enjoy smearing their face in baby batter! That’s right, my friend! Tonight, you’re gonna enjoy thousands of videos featuring the nastiest cum-crazed freaks on the internet!
The featured website for today is xhamster.com — one of the best alternatives to top-tier amateur porn! Most lesser-known sites trying to make it in the porn game base their entire web design on this little gem! (That’s right, Tnaflix.com! We can tell!) Xhamster features some of the wildest, most unique amateur porn you can find online, and their bukkake category is no exception. You won’t believe what these sluts can do with just one load of cum, haha!
I’ve seen some shit that I’ll probably still be thinking about tomorrow! There’s nothing like free access to some of the craziest sluts the world has to offer, am I right? And just like every other site, you can expect the hottest videos to be in the lowest quality. That’s not to say there’s a shortage of HD videos for you to enjoy.
Xhamster provides a great collection of professional and amateur content in varying streaming qualities. You’ll enjoy videos of anonymous sluts recording themselves basting their face with cum on a shitty camera phone. You’ll also enjoy professional sluts doing things with buckets of cum that only a professional can!
So, are you ready for a night of sexy, sloppy fun? Well, don’t go and bust your load yet! Let me tell you just what you can expect when you make your way over there.
Icing on Their Face!
Few things in this world top looking at a screen full of girls with a face full of cum and a bright smile! Shit, if that were my cum on their faces, I’d be smiling like that too! You can scroll all the way down and enjoy a premium browsing experience with no interruptions. That’s right. There are no pop-ups telling you about desperate, ugly bitches in your area. No dick pills. No “Snapchat of Sex”… You’ll enjoy a page full of cum-crazed whores to your heart’s desire for absolutely free!
Xhamster wouldn’t be one of the top porn sites if it didn’t have some of the crucial features we rely on, namely video previews! That’s right! Just hover over a thumbnail, and you’ll get a seamless preview of all the action you’re about to get off to!
You’ll find an intuitive filter system on the left of the page. There, you can narrow down just what kind of bukkake videos you want to see! Click the “Sort by” drop-down to choose videos by: Relevance, date, views, rating, and duration. There’s even the option to search VR videos exclusively! Sound too good to be true? I’m happy to tell you that it’s completely true! That’s right! For absolutely free, you’ll be able to put on your oculus and experience the sensation of covering a girl in cum! Why get a real girl when you can [almost] do it for free in your room? (Well… a real girl can actually suck your cock! Haha)
When you search categories using the links on the left, the filter is at the top of the page. It’s a little different, but you can still filter through the same things. Underneath the filter, there’s a short paragraph explaining the history of this shameless kink. As you can guess… it came from Japan, like all the weirdest kinks! Man, those people are fucked up. Haha! I gotta go visit sometime!
Scroll all the way to the bottom of the page to find a list of related categories. If you wanna go any further down the rabbit hole, you can enjoy videos including the tags: “Cum Kiss”, “Slut Humiliation”, “Extreme Deepthroat”, and more! You’ll also find channels and pornstars related to this category! That’s right! Some girls take so many loads to the face, they’re fucking famous for it! Alexandra Wett is a mature slut with over 100,000 subscribers! And it’s easy to see why!
Facial Obsessed Whores
I had no idea there were this many ways to cover your face in cum! Some of these girls get so fucking creative with this shit! You thought YOU had a fucked up imagination. There’s a video of a girl getting cum carefully inserted into every one of her orifices. (That means every hole in her body!) I’m not exaggerating, either. This bitch had cum in her ears, mouth, nostrils… even tear ducts! Yeah, you read that right! INSIDE her fucking tear ducts! I didn’t even think it was possible. What the fuck would that even feel like?
That’s just one of the bizarre videos Xhamster has to provide. This site has no shortage of cum-obsessed freaks ready to stand that cock right up! There is a selection of Xhamster-specific productions and videos from different production companies. You can find a list of videos from FapHouse.com as you scroll down.
Don’t worry, though. You won’t have to switch websites just to watch the video. Most videos will play all the way through right there on the site. If the girls impressed you enough, you can make your way to FapHouse.com on your own time.
Above each video, you’ll find a list of the stars featured in the video. So, if the way a particular girl takes buckets to the face gets you going, you can follow her and keep up with everything she does. Neat, huh? Most of the popular porn sites don’t even do this!
One of my favorite videos is titled  “Compilation Cumshot 101 Face Part 2”. You can imagine what it is. But this compilation isn’t just a bunch of pretty girls taking shots to the face. The first clip is of a girl swapping cum with another girl before smearing it over each other’s faces. You can’t tell me that isn’t one of the hottest things you’ve ever heard of. And that’s at the beginning of the video! You have all my respect if you make it past that!
What I liked
I’m never gonna complain when I can browse all kinds of sluts from all over the world for completely free. Not only does Xhamster provide unique videos you won’t find anywhere else. These sluts come in full HD. You can enjoy premium content for absolutely free. I’ve been busting my balls to shit like this for a very long time. So, I can never take that shit for granted!
And HOLY SHIT, are these girls crazy! You’ll find some of the most bizarre bukkake videos you’ll ever come across! I mentioned the girl getting cum inserted in all her holes, right? ALL OF THEM.
What I Didn’t Like
There isn’t much to dislike about this site. Xhamster does pretty much everything right. However, I don’t exactly love that I can’t download videos. Even sites like Xvideos allow you to download a shitty quality version of the videos for free. Don’t you think I’d wanna watch that compilation offline? I’d wanna watch that compilation every day for the rest of the fucking year!
Tips From ThePornDude
My first suggestion is to remove some of the pre-video ads. I mean, it feels like there’s an ad for EVERY video. I’m sure even YouTube lets you watch a video or two ad-free. I don’t wanna be holding my cock for an extra 9 seconds every time I wanna watch a video… You can at least cut it down to 5 seconds, like everyone else!
I would also suggest allowing users to download videos. It doesn’t even have to be an HD video that’ll download in under 10 seconds. If you allow users to download videos in at least 420p, you’ll already be doing better than Xhamster.
Conclusion
If you’re looking for the kind of bukkake that’ll blow your mind, Xhamster is the place to stop! There is such a diverse collection of freak sluts enjoying facials in ways you couldn’t even imagine! You can enjoy videos from unknown amateurs to professional sluts with studio-grade production. And you can do it all for free! I bet you can’t wait to get right into it. Well, what are you waiting for? Knock yourself out, you pervy little freak!