Whoa, whoa, whoa! Vladimir Escorts?! If you choose someone from this escort agency, that doesn’t mean…you know who…is going to show up at your home, right?
Of course not! ‘You know who’ has nothing to do with the bodacious babes that make this escort agency deep in the heart of the Bahamas. Rather, Vladimir Escorts is an escort agency where its beautiful professionals live, work, and play in paradise! What better way to top off a vacation in one of the most gorgeous spots in the world with an escort professional that matches the elegant beauty of this world-renowned island?
Whether you live in this coveted spot, plan to vacation there, or want to fly there just to get a taste of one of the stunning escorts that make Vladimir Escorts a name synonymous with quality, this escort agency makes the process of finding the perfect date easy as fuck! See what I mean by signing up for their mailing list to learn about the newest pros that will make you feel welcomed in the Bahamas. Book your tickets now and learn first-hand what the term ‘Heaven on Earth’ really means!
Join the mailing list to learn more about escorts
Is ‘Heaven on Earth,’ the proper term? Does that mean that if you fucking visit Vladimir Escorts that you are going to fucking die and go to Heaven? Which might as well be fucking a prison of Hell since you can never escape? Look, I’m not trying to get technical here!
The Bahamas is a beautiful fucking place. The escorts employed by Vladimir Escorts are goddamn exotic. It’s a figure of speech. Chill!
If you want to keep up with everything that is fucking happening on Vladimir Escorts, then I urge you to subscribe to their mailing list. Especially if you try out Vladimir Escorts once, are impressed as fuck by what you find, and want to come back for more. Whether you want to make the Bahamas a regular vacation, you live there, or you want to fly over to this magical island just to get your dick wet by one of these striking professionals, the mailing list will tell you everything that you fucking want to know.
To sign up for Vladimir Escorts’ mailing list, scroll down to the middle of the homepage. There, you can sign up for free and will be clued in on the latest news and happenings occurring at the agency. Again, it will give you some insight into the ladies that are available to chug on your cock when you get an e-mail.
Do I also have to remind you that you may want to use an alternate e-mail address? I don’t think the Misses will be too happy to hear that you’re on the mailing list of an exotic escort agency. Protect your ass in the best way for you, personally. If you get busted, don’t come over to ThePornDude and fucking whine to me you ignorant bitch!
Escort agency with its own taxi drivers
So what makes Vladimir Escorts a cut above the rest? Why should you consider signing up for their official mailing list in the first place? One word: professionalism.
Look mother fucker: I don’t live in the Bahamas. I have no idea what kind of competition Vladimir Escorts has with other escort agencies around there. But what I can fucking tell you is that I recognize professionalism when I see it: pro recognizes pro. I invite you to look around your own community and try to find an escort agency that has its own taxi drivers.
That’s exactly what you can expect from Vladimir Escorts. And they don’t just have one taxi driver to transport these beautiful women around this gorgeous island. Hell fucking no! Vladimir Escorts employs 30+ drivers to transport these ladies of leisure around the Bahamas!
Have you ever found yourself waiting on an escort to show up at your doorstep because the Uber, Lyft, or local taxi service they used was slow as shit? Then you know what a pain in the fucking ass this can be! But that does not happen with Vladimir Escorts. When they are supposed to be at your location, the professional drivers responsible for getting them there will be there on time, ready for you to spend an amazing session with the escort of your choosing!
Not only can you expect the escorts to be on time, but expect them to be early. Vladimir Escorts promises prompt arrivals, where the escort will arrive approximately five minutes before your scheduled meeting. That means your ass better be on time and ready by the time you are supposed to get your fuck on!
When you realize that you never have to worry about an escort arriving late or not arriving to your locale at all, it is much easier for you to breathe a sigh of relief. You do not have to stress about wasted time and no-shows on top of hoping that the escort and you will click and really hit it off. Even though it’s a business transaction, you still want to cum without feeling like a robot is blowing you!
This allows horny fucks like you to focus on what is the most important: not creeping out your date! Take solace in the fact that Vladimir Escorts makes the process of choosing an escort and having a session to remember easy and stress-free as possible. Now get on the site, choose an escort that you know you’re going to enjoy, and book an appointment online and finance the session with either a Zelle or cryptocurrency payment!
Affordable rates
Now that you know how easy it is to book an appointment and that you can count on an escort to arrive to your location (via their own personal taxi service no less), how much is something like this going to run you? It’s far less than you may think. Far fucking less!
The rate for escort bookings starts at $300. That’s it. There are VIP escorts available to book, and naturally, those rates increase as well. Even so though, for the amenities that you receive, the sheer beauty of these escorts, and the convenience in one of the most luxurious islands in the world, that rate is fucking amazing!
It’s the perfect treat on your Bahama retreat! The rate is always goddamn affordable for essentially anyone that is visiting the Bahamas for a vacation, too. No matter your budget, you can fit an escort from Vladimir Escorts into it and get you off promptly!
Totally professional escorts
If you think that the escorts are just as professional as Vladimir Escorts’ services, know that you are fucking right! The escorts at Vladimir Escorts are goddamn pros, and they have to be to reflect the values of the agency that employs them. And because the escorts have been verified, you already know that what you see is what you fucking get on Vladimir Escorts.
You never have to worry about if the escort that you are choosing is exactly who they say that they are on Vladimir Escorts. These escorts are the real fucking deal, so do not expect any kind of surprises once they show up at your residence (or an agreed neutral location, whatever the case may be). Again, Vladimir Escorts wants you to feel comfortable with choosing an escort and focus on what is the most important at that particular moment: having a time you will not soon forget!
Easy to learn more about escorts
So how in the fuck do you choose an escort that is perfect for the moment? By taking a look at the informative listings of each escort! Vladimir Escorts has exactly the type of escort that you are looking for on Vladimir Escorts, and you are going to notice how goddamn simple it is to find the perfect match. Really, it couldn’t be easier!
To find the kind of escort that will get you off in the best way for you, I urge you to select ‘escorts’ at the top of the homepage. Then, select a listing. Within each escort’s page, you will find their age, nationality, language spoken, breast size, what they are available for, and a description of themselves. You will also see the option to call them via Whatsapp, the traditional ol’ phone number, or something else if they have an alternative option. Usually though, expect to find a phone number and a Whatsapp number for contact.
It’s also free to contact these amazing professionals too! So if you find yourself in the Bahamas and want to have a professional, exotic session where you get your fuck on, I urge you to check out Vladimir Escorts! There is a professional here for everyone, so check them the fuck out!
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Vladimir Escorts is an escort agency operating in the Bahamas, and can be summarized with one word: professional! The escort agency uses its own taxi service, escorts arrive promptly, and financing each session can be done with the discreetness of cryptocurrency or Zelle. The escorts are as exotic as the locale they’re living in, so if you want to a verified escort that won’t disappoint, visit Vladimir Escorts!