Despite my best intentions, noble heart and totally wholesome charm, I always find myself Undressing women with my eyes. Whether I’m trying to do some grocery shopping, take a stroll through the park or surf the web for cat memes, I just can’t stop myself from mentally stripping every beautiful woman I see. I’ve seen a lot of real live naked chicks in my life, so I can guess pretty well what babes look like under their clothes, but this next site does away with that guesswork, replacing it with naked boobies, butts and beavers.
You may have already figured it out from the title and my intro, but I’ll spell it out for those who haven’t: Undressing.io uses artificial intelligence to undress photos and tweak them to your liking. They just launched back in September and their traffic has been shooting through the roof lately. Seeing all those eager pervs lining up got me curious, so I gathered a few personal photos and a bottle of personal lubricant. Click the link if you want to follow along at home as I take a look at what kind of digital magic these wizards are capable of.
Holy Shit, I Guess This is the Future
You’ve been playing with the AI-driven porn sites popping up all over the place in 2024, right? This year is definitely going to be remembered as the year AI-generated content blew up the internet, and I’ve been having a lot of fun reviewing the adult-oriented services making use of the tech. Most of the joints I’ve looked at and written about have focused on creating nudie pics from scratch, and lately I’ve started seeing AI girlfriend simulators popping up here and there.
Undressing.io joins another subset of AI porn sites, this time using your own photos to whip up the smut of your dreams. Right away, I got the feeling it was a bit more powerful than the competition. The front page doesn’t just talk about undressing photos, but of transforming them to your heart’s content. I was already excited to see some boobies, but perhaps there was even more in store for me.
This is, however, the first digital nudifier I’ve reviewed that didn’t have a regular-ass before-and-after shot out on the tour page. It’s an odd choice not to include the standard sample, but the front-page imagery they did include is still impressive. The pics have that sort of perfection you’ll recognize if you’ve been generating your own AI pics around the web. To my eyes, they look like real but Photoshopped photos, smoothing away all the regular human imperfections.
Honestly, they don’t really need those before and after pics, because you can just make some for yourself. There is a free trial available, with some reasonable limitations. Free users can only undress a few pics, and you miss out on some of the more advanced options like custom prompts and other modifications.
Prices start at five bucks for the Starter package, which offers 10 image credits and breast-sizing options. For $13, the Basic plan ups it to 50 image credits, rolls in the custom prompt, gender and accessories tools, along with faster speeds. If you need a lot more speed and a lot more credits, there’s a Pro plan for the same thirty bones you’d pay for most paysites—my own PornDudeCasting included!
Making Nudes Out of SFW Pics
For my first experiment with Undressing.io, I began with a shot I’d snapped of Sonny McKinley when she visited me recently at PornDudeCasting. It’s a front-facing shot, which I’ve found work the best with these services, with Sonny wearing nothing but a pair of panties and an official Porn Dude t-shirt.
Undressing offers a number of customization options for your pics, but I wanted to keep things simple at first. I left the settings at their defaults: original boob size, no accessories, and nothing in the Fantasies box. Undressing uses a credit system, and this basic transformation was going to cost me 10 of my precious credits. Adjusting the settings costs more; if I wanted bigger boobs and lingerie, it’d cost me 14 credits.
Undressing.io doesn’t make you color in the clothing on the original pic like some of the competitors. All I had to do after uploading was click the button to START UNDRESSING. With my Pro subscription, my fresh nudie pic was ready in almost exactly 20 seconds. This thing is fast as fuck!
Just a few years ago, it required a pretty decent level of Photoshop expertise to whip up a passable fake nude. Even if I’d had the Starter membership and had to wait a couple minutes for this pic, I’d still be happy. I’m not just happy about the speed, of course, because that wouldn’t count for shit if the machine was spitting out garbage. To the contrary, the pic was smoking hot and passably realistic.
There are some minor artifacts of the AI-generation process. Sonny’s feet seem to be swallowed up by the carpet, and there are a couple little white streaks that look like light. Her machine-dreamed body, the naughty bits that had been hidden by clothing, look perfect and beautiful.
Transforming Nudes into Perfection
Next, I gave Undressing a pic of London Laurent, again snapped during her visit to PornDudeCasting. London’s got a gorgeous set of big naturals, but just for shits and giggles, I selected the Small booby size from the menu. This time, I also asked for a bikini shot instead of a full nude.
Fourteen credits and 22 seconds later, I had a shot of London rocking a bikini on my set. Her feet are disappearing into the carpet again, but the rest of the pic is perfect. It shrunk her boobies down a little while maintain their flawless shape. Her hair is flowing over her shirt in the original pic, and I wondered if that would confuse the Undressing.io machine. It didn’t: London’s hair in the doctored photo cascades naturally over her shoulder and onto her newly exposed skin.
If you make anything that makes you hard, don’t forget to download it! I made the mistake of assuming my creations would be saved in my profile area, but that just ain’t the case. It’s possible they’ll include the feature later, but it seems like most of these undressing apps delete everything by default, likely as a legal CYA strategy. (Cover Your Ass!)
Oh Damn, It Can Do This, Too?
One of the most intriguing and unusual pieces of the Undressing.io interface is a box at the top that simply reads, “Enter your fantasies”. I hadn’t seen a prompt on any of the other photo-undressing sites I’ve reviewed, so I couldn’t wait to test this out. I uploaded another personal photo, this time featuring the lovely and talented Kalani Luana. I bumped up her boob size, and in the box, I typed, “Dva cosplay”.
This one costed 15 credits, and it looks like their AI hasn’t been fed any pics of Dva. The result is big-boobed, sexy and realistic, though the costume looks more like an X-rated Lara Croft. I tried again, but asked for Harley Quinn cosplay instead. The result was some kind of superheroine costume, mostly naked, but it ain’t Harley. I think the machine understands the word “cosplay,” but didn’t yet know the characters I’d asked for.
It does know Wonder Woman, though. I admit, I just copied the site’s suggestion to use Princess Diana of Themyscira, but it was a solid suggestion. Kalani looks as sexy as ever, and my inner nerd is absurdly turned on seeing her dressed as the original Amazonian royalty.
For my money, the fantasy prompt feature is Undressing’s best selling point. It offers a level of customization that hasn’t yet been touched by any of the other digital undressers on the market. I’m 100% sure this feature is going to be copied, because it’s fucking awesome, but Undressing is way ahead of the curve here.
Undressing.io is easily one of the best photo undressing apps on the internet, largely thanks to those advanced customization options that elevate them above and beyond the competition. At a basic level, the site does a great job turning SFW pics into something a little more fapworthy, but it’s also got the power to tweak pics into even sexier configurations than just adding boobies. The free trial doesn’t include all the best features, though it does offer a taste of that awesome power.