If you could Undress anybody in the world, who would it be? That’s kind of a trick question, because obviously you can’t just take everybody’s clothes off on a whim… or can you? It’s been a wet dream of dudes ever since the invention of clothes about 30,000 years ago in the Paleolithic period, and I’m sure the futuristic superhumans of tomorrow will have the same fantasy. In 2024, however, that fantasy may well be bleeding into reality.
Enter Undress.app, a service designed to digitally remove the clothing from photos you feed it. The site’s only been around for a few months, but holy shit, they’re getting the kind of traffic I expect from a well-established and long running brand. Over eight million visitors swung by last month, hoping for a deeper, sexier peek at their favorite pics. Did they find it? That’s what I wanted to know as I scoured my camera roll for some good shots to run through the machine.
The Sexy Magic of Artificial Intelligence
I keep saying it, and I’m sure I’ll say it again: 2024 will be remembered as the dawn of a new era in AI-enhanced adult entertainment. While the media keeps talking about ChatGPT ruining homework assignments and DALL-E robbing human artists, pervs like you and me have had other concerns. In case you’ve been missing out on the fun, I’ve got a growing list of AI Porn Sites ranked and reviewed here at ThePornDude. New ones are coming out so fast I usually do another writeup or two every week.
Undress.app ain’t the usual type of AI porn site that cranks out custom hentai and realistic fake nudes. Nah, this is more of an evolution of the deepfake format, using the magic of artificial intelligence to strip a photo of its clothes and fill in the blanks when it comes to all that flesh and the naughty bits beneath. I’d reviewed a couple similar services over the years, but honestly, they weren’t really ready for primetime.
Given the rapid rise of AI tech over just the last few months, I had higher hopes for Undress pretty much as soon as it slid into my DMs. Pulling up the landing page only got me more excited, harder and drippier. It ain’t flashy, but the animated example is impressive to say the least. They’ve got a shot of the lovely Jenna Ortega wearing a dress, and then wearing nothing at all.
“Undress anybody with our FREE service,” reads the front-page blurb. You know there’s always a catch when a mysterious wizard offers you something incredible for the low, low price of nothing, but yeah, you can try out the basic features of the app for free. That sound you hear is all the readers ditching this review to go try it out now.
There’s no angry giant at the end of this beanstalk, but there are some limitations. If you’ve played with any of the AI porn sites, you can probably guess what they are. Free users only get 10 tries, watermarks, lower quality images and have to stand in line longer for processing. You also miss out on some of the more advanced options like age traits and different nudity styles, like bikini or lingerie.
Three Simple Rules for Undressing My Daughter
Before you can start tinkering with the machinery, Undress.app makes you agree to just three simple and reasonable terms. You’ve got to be at least 18, you can’t use any photos you ain’t authorized to undress, and you alone are responsible for your own shenanigans. I appreciate how they streamline the rules out front, but those interested can dig into the legalese laid out in their extensive documentation.
Once you’ve clicked the button indicating your agreement, you’ll be transported to the main Undress interface. It’s kind of wild how simple it looks and how easy it is to operate, especially given how much power is under the hood. I kept things simple to start with, uploading a photo of the beautiful Lexi Lore I snapped when she visited me recently on the PornDudeCasting couch.
After uploading your first pic, Undress will walk you through a very quick tutorial explaining how to get the best results. Front-facing shots and simple poses still work best, though I think this may change as AI continues to get smarter. You’ll also be painting the clothes you want removed with your mouse or finger. I’ve reviewed services that automatically detect the clothing, and while this takes a little more effort, I was hopeful the results would be better.
Lexi’s facing the camera with a hand on her hip, wearing nothing but her gorgeous smile, a pair of panties, and an official PornDude t-shirt—available now in the PornDudeShop! I covered Lexi’s skimpy clothing with the paint brush, left all the settings on their defaults, and clicked Undress.
Holy Shit, This Thing Actually Works!
I’m using the Undress.app Pro plan, which bumps me ahead of all the cheapskates in line. They provide a couple helpful countdown timers showing your position in line and the average wait time. The digits were off a bit, but the four minutes I waited weren’t too painful.
Sure, it’s a little longer than you’d typically wait for an AI porn pic fully generated from a prompt or a menu, but most AI porn sites can’t work magic like this. The undressed photo of Lexi looks completely legit and absolutely stunning, without any of the telltale signs of artificial intelligence like bonus fingers or deformed nips.
I’m particularly impressed with how the clothes-stripping robot handles Lexi’s hair. Her luxurious blonde locks were flowing over her shoulders and onto her PornDude shirt, and I was worried some of it would get hacked off when they removed the clothes. Instead, her tresses cascade naturally onto her digitally exposed skin.
There is just one odd thing about the pic, though it doesn’t look like an AI fuckup. For whatever reason, Undress.app left a strip of white t-shirt around her hips, looking a little bit like the elastic from a disintegrated pair of tighty whiteys. I could always try again, one of the perks of AI, but it doesn’t look bad and I’m more than satisfied with the results.
And What Else Can It Do?
When I’ve reviewed similar services in the past, it seemed like the AI could only envision one kind of female figure beneath the clothes. Undress.app addresses this issue by including body type and age options. The ages start at 18, so don’t get any ideas, creepers! (And get lost if that’s what you were thinking. ThePornDude is devoted to consenting adult fun only!)
I tested out the body options with a mirror selfie of a chubby friend. I’ve done this on other websites and gotten terrible results with malformed, rubber-looking bodies. I honestly didn’t have high hopes for Undress.app either, but the results exceeded the hell out of my expectations. The nudie photo looks very real, and in the words of my thick friend, “That’s hotter than I am in real life!”
For my final test, I used another sexy shot from my adventures over at PornDudeCasting. This time I used a shot of the gorgeous Demi Morgan. Demi’s got a lot of tattoos, including a fully black sleeve on one arm, and I wondered how Undress would handle it. I also had to shrink the paintbrush size for some finer details, since she’s holding her shirt up in a way I thought might confuse the system.
Maybe I should have gone even finer. The resulting pic is spectacular and easily fapworthy, but there is a little bit of weirdness with her fingers where she was holding up the shirt. If I wasn’t looking for AI issues, though, I probably would have been too distracted by the realistic boobs and beaver to notice.
Undress.app is a hell of an app, and easily the best digital clothing stripper I’ve tested so far. The underlying AI technology is developing crazy fast, and these guys have done an awesome job putting it to good use, with some advanced features I haven’t yet seen elsewhere. Premium plans start at around five bucks a month if you’re looking for the full experience, but I recommend cashing in on those freebies to see what this thing’s capable of. I think you’re going to be very happy with the results.