If you’ve never been to a UK Porn Party, well, you’re missing out. Of course, not just everyone gets to attend to these kinds of events. I’m actually still waiting to get my invite, but I think my work over at PornDudeCasting is solid evidence that I could hold my own in such a situation. Until I get the call, though, I guess you and I are in the same shoes. We’ll just have to get our kicks the old-fashioned way, by watching online.
Which brings us to today, and which brings me to UKPornParty.xxx, a premium site about British chicks getting gangbanged. The joint popped up in my DMs today, and I knew as soon as I saw the name that this was going to be a fun one. Remember when the pandemic started and we were all worried about social distancing? Well, it seems the folks who run this joint ain’t too concerned anymore, because there are some big-ass groups having some big-ass group sex. Let’s watch, shall we?
Let’s Attend a UK Porn Party
As soon as I pulled up the front page of UKPornParty, I was greeted by an auto-playing montage of chicks sucking dick while getting their pussies stuffed, riding cock while getting hammered up the butt, and getting some of that hardcore double penetration action. It’s wild and sexy, and about as far from vanilla as you can get. If you were looking for some light, sensual and romantic love scenes, this ain’t the site you’re looking for.
The presentation itself ain’t too flashy, instead letting the thumbnails speak for themselves. Like most paysite tour pages, this one’s covered in video thumbnails that further enhance the anything-goes orgy vibes. There’s a purple-haired girl with a dick in her mouth, blondes lined up in doggystyle position, pretty girls touching each other, and a babe getting fingercuffed by a couple lucky dudes.
The smut they’re peddling is some truly intense group sex with plenty of variation. Watch blondes, brunettes, redheads and ethnic chicks taking it in the pussy, the mouth and the ass. Witness babes spit-roasted by amateur dudes, fucking in threesomes and foursomes and all-out gangbangs. Watch a girl get hosed down with cum or pumped full of the stuff, maybe even drinking a class of sperm for protein.
I liked the look of a trio of babes groping each other in the thumbnail for Three Lusty Stunners Enjoy a Gangbang, so I clicked through to see the preview. UKPornParty.xxx offers limited free video trailers, so go ahead and get your fill before they cut you off. This one was a minute of chicks swallowing hog while taking it from behind, followed by a chick on her back getting drilled hard while another dude shakes a dick in her face.
I took in another freebie with a couple gals and a whole lot of dudes. Gangbang cinematography can get complicated with all those participants, and I’ve seen a few gangbang sites where the action is so poorly captured you can barely tell what’s going on. UK Porn Party does a decent job moving those cams around and getting good angles, so you can really enjoy the party.
Plus Network Access While We’re At It
I ran out of daily previews and I was still horny for more gangbang porn, so what choice did I really have? I made my way to the signup page to see what the damage would be. The standard price is $35 a month. That’s a few bucks more than a typical paysite, which ain’t uncommon for a gangbang site. The logistics are a bit different when you have to hire that many people, you know. The yearly rate breaks down to just under a tenner a month, which is solid.
It also comes with some pretty fucking killer perks that’ll make those extra five bucks worth it. UKPornParty.xxx is part of ukXXXpass, and your membership comes with full access to the network. Honestly, I’m kind of surprised by how little they’re hyping the network access, because it makes the whole thing a much better deal. ukXXXpass includes UKPornParty, SplatBukkake, and SexyUKPornstars. In my experience, porn networks tend to keep expanding, so I wouldn’t be surprised to see more brands added to the package in the future.
Once you get signed up and logged into UKPornParty.xxx, you’ll be dropped off in the main ukXXXpass.xxx Members area. Everything from each of the included paysites is all laid out together by default, and holy shit, the stash is huge. As of this writing, ukXXXpass has about 700 movies, including 200 UK Porn Party gangbang films. Have you stocked up on personal lubricant lately? Because you’re going to need it.
Just looking at the multi-site setup, I kind of assumed the gangbang updates were going to come out a bit more slowly than what you’d expect from other paysites. Again, this has to do with the logistics of shooting gangbangs; most gangbang sites just don’t do the industry standard once-per-week update. UKPornParty.xxx surprised me, though, because they’re typically releasing a few gangbang videos every month.
On top of that, you’re going to get all the other updates from ukXXXpass. The network is dropping a new movie every couple days. Sometimes you only have to wait one day for a fresh porno, but it looks like you’ll never have to wait more than three. I release one new movie every week at PornDudeCasting, which is pretty common and the standard by which I judge all paysites. In terms of releases, these guys are just fucking crushing it!
These Women Sure Do Enjoy Penises
As excited as I am by the full ukXXXpass network, I came here today to enjoy the festivities of the UK Porn Party. The most recent gangbang video came out a little more than a week ago, and seemed like a good place to begin my official fap test. Quiet Gangbang Session For Mandy And Talula is a 23-minute bukkake video with a sexy tan MILF and a pale-skinned hottie with purple hair. I started getting hard even before I hit the Play button.
The babes introduce themselves in the opening moments of the video, and then the dick sucking begins about 45 seconds in. Mandy, the girl with the purple hair, has a pretty face, a smoking body and a fun attitude, chatting with the dudes as they poke at her. Then the camera moves to the second chick, Talula, who seems like she’s done this a time or two or three. Talula is an older babe, but she’s sure eager for as much cock as they can throw at her.
It’s a surprisingly casual big group scene. When her mouth ain’t full, Mandy’s holding conversations and talking dirty as fuck. “It’s wet. Do hear that?” She’s a little less talkative midway through the video, when she’s on her back getting stuffed, her eyes rolling back in her head as you hear Talula moaning in the background. As soon as the dude pulls out, she shows off her bald pussy for the camera, and then asks, “Is anyone else ready?”
Downloads are included with your UKPornParty membership, and I felt like this one was worth a slot in the permanent spank bank. Downloads go all the way up to 4K, which is higher resolution than you can stream in. This might change in the future as bandwidth continues to get better and cheaper, but we’ll see how it goes. Remember when nobody had 4K anything?
I wanted to see more of Mandy, so I clicked through to see her profile on ukXXXpass. Turns out, she’s a natural ginger and she’s been in sixteen movies across the network, including 8 UK Porn Party orgies. The girl clearly loves group activities, because there ain’t a single one-on-one in her collection. Well, I know what I’m doing for the rest of the night.
UKPornParty.xxx costs a few bucks more than your typical paysite, but they make it worth your while by including full access to the other sites on ukXXXpass network. The large size and rapid growth of the library is going to be a big draw here, but I’d say the main gimmick is all the orgies. The whole network features more hardcore group scenes than you’d get elsewhere, and the studio clearly knows the genre. Check out the previews if you like your dirty movies with a whole lot of horny participants.