Look, fellas. I like to keep an open mind when it comes to porn, and the truth is, a lot of people come to the cum-stained gates of the Porn Dude HQ seeking wisdom on where to find the best corners of the internet to enjoy the kind of smut they like in the best way possible. And, yes, that includes horny Furries.
What a minute, what the fuck are Furries? I hear you shout. Well, firstly, keep your damn voice down and think of my neighbors! Secondly, a Furry is best described as someone with a keen kink in porn art featuring animals with human characteristics, such as being able to talk, walk on their hind legs, and engage in BDSM and hard anal sex.
Furries tend to catch a lot of shit for their kink, and their conventions are often trolled by a broad spectrum of people. But even though they make the secretary at the Porn Dude headquarters uncomfortable as fuck, I still spare some time in my sticky porn schedule to help guide them through the wild world of Furry porn.
Today, it’s a Furry day, and I want to delve deep into the basement of one of the Furry community’s most talked-about corners of the internet: U18chan.com – And, for the love of all that is holy, its URL isn’t what it sounds like! In fact, it’s based on a German submarine from WW1 called SM U-18, but I’ll explain why shortly!
I’d heard some good things about this site, but I wanted to do a deep dive and find out if it was true. So, will U18chan.com offer the Furry community more pleasure than a 21-year-old pornstar who likes to go anon at Furry conventions and suck dick in her gigantic fox mask? Or will it be worse than the backlash a British police force faced when they shared a Furry version of one of their officers drawn by a fan?
Let’s find out!
What is U18chan.com?
U18chan.com is a site that often raises eyebrows because people mistake what its URL means. Let’s put this to bed from the get-go. U-18 is the name of an Imperial German submarine from the First World War. What the fuck has a German U-boat has to do with Furries? Well, it’s pretty simple. This is a Furry website, Furries like getting rammed up the ass, and U-18 met its watery grave near the Orkney Islands when it was repeatedly rammed by a British warship in 1914.
Holy fuck, that is one immensely specific domain name. Anyway, what the hell is it? U18chan.com is an old-school-looking forum for the Furry community and is packed with a series of boards where people can enjoy Furry porn art, converse with each other about the subculture, meet new people, and all that jazz.
If you look on Wayback Machine and quickly search the U18chan.com URL, you’ll see that its history goes back to around 2010, making this a pretty well-established Furry porn community. Speaking of Furry porn, what kind of stuff can one find within its so-called ‘’basement?’’
What’s the Furry Porn Like on U18chan.com?
It’s fair to say that not all aspects of the Furry community are sexual, but this one certainly is. You can find Furry porn art within its categories based around everything from ponies and feral to gore content. Now, take a deep breath and prepare yourself because we’re going to dive into some of the highlights.
●    Breaking Rose – Furry porn isn’t my thing, but I can appreciate some good porn art when I see it. The cover of this amateur Furry porn artist who scrapes a living from his work on Patreon shows a silhouetted fox girl having intersex with a hung human. In front of two shadows showing her on her knees and about to suck his dick is a bed covered in used condoms filled to the brim with cum and a pair of torn panties covered in foxy pussy juice. Damn, it looks like the night is just getting started!
●    Archery Lessons – What a second, since when do dogs attend archery lessons? This cute-looking puppy clearly wanted to expand his hobbies outside of playing fetch and attended a private archery lesson from two hairy pitbulls. These buff and bearded instructors decide to send arrows up this pup’s quivering holes and end up relentlessly breeding him. Needless to say, he’s still shit at archery, but his farts no longer make a sound.
●    Labrador Gangbanged by Rottweilers – Ever seen those videos where a dog owner leaves a camera in the house when they go to work? Well, if this incident were caught on camera, it would have traumatized the owners! Left home alone in a suburban house, this thick and busty female dog invites two rottweilers over for a gangbang while her cuckold labrador husband is being taken for a walk. She gets her shitpipe and pussy wrecked by these two rough and ready rottweilers until she’s simultaneously bred by both of them. Is this like the BBC gangbang of the Furry world?
The Design of the Site
U18chan.com may have over a decade of online experience under its Furry costume, but it certainly isn’t showing its age. Upon arrival, most people are taken aback by what is arguably a pretty striking website design overall.
The site is dominated by a large image and text logo at the very top that spells out the site’s name as well as the tagline, ‘’Being rammed by larger ships since 2014’’. To the left of the logo is a well-drawn piece of Furry art depicting an erotic black and white fox with a whip in its mouth and wearing a uniform that bears a striking resemblance to that of the SS in WW2. The main difference is that the ‘’Pawstika logo has replaced the Nazi armband’’.
At the very top of the site is a top bar menu that again features a ‘’Pawstika’’ logo followed by a main menu with various dropdown boxes. The menu is initially made up of five navigational links. It helps users find crucial site areas like furry comics, intersex material, moving images, gay content, and various Furry categories. On the other side of the menu is a series of buttons that allow you to change the style of the site’s appearance, activate night mode, and switch to Fap Mode, which reveals the site’s NSFW content in all of its glory.
Overall, the site is a forum-style community that closely resembles the likes of 4Chan in terms of layout and general aesthetic. It’s simple, to the point, and does the job it needs to do. The main aim seems to be conversing with other Furries and sharing relevant porn within the numerous threads dotted across the site.
What I Like Most About it
Like any red-blooded male, I do love some bullet-riddled military history facts, and who doesn’t like to let himself cool down after a long porn marathon by chilling out with some world war documentaries on the History Channel? This is why I really digged the name that the people behind U18chan.com had chosen for their site. You like seeing kinky people being rammed and chose the name of an obscure German U-boat that was literally rammed until it sank in 1914? I salute you, sirs!
U18chan.com also doesn’t try to be something it’s not. This basic forum website caters to the furry community and aims to provide them with the kind of porn they’re seeking, and, together with the people who make up the community, it does a solid job of that.
As fucked up as many people will probably think it is, I can appreciate a well-designed logo, and the one U18chan.com is currently rocking is professionally made and looks sleek. Well, not if you survived WW2 only to see the infamous armband worn by high-ranking Nazis being modified into a ‘’Pawstika’’, that is.
It’s also a pretty cool feature that you can switch the site’s color schemes. Not only does this add a whole new aesthetic to U18chan.com, but it’s also a lot easier on the eyes if you plan on consuming a lot of Furry porn for hours on end.
What I Don’t Like
If you’re even the slightest bit acquainted with the world of Furries online, you’ll know that they have a pretty bad reputation. In some ways, this is earned. In other ways, it’s just jumping on the bandwagon. However, one of the weirdest forum threads I found on U18chan.com was that surrounding guns. This was a corner of the site used by armed Furries to discuss firearms of various kinds. It’s irrelevant to the rest of the site’s content and doesn’t leave a good impression on a community already suffering from a widespread marketing disaster.
Suggestions I Have for U18chan.com
Reassess whether you need a dedicated thread for weapons on what is primarily a porn site. It doesn’t fit the site and, if you’ll excuse the pun, gives the anti-Furry community a lot of ammunition.
Conclusion
So, whether you’re a dedicated Furry or just curious about what Furry porn looks like, U18chan.com is a well-run 4Chan-style website covering a broad range of Furry niches. But the addition of a gun thread in a Furry forum? That’s just fucking weird.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, that’s enough Furry porn for the year. I’m off to go and watch some WW1 U-boats get the shit rammed out of them by the Royal Navy!