Kelly Aleman! The only thing besides loyalty that men want is an open relationship, especially when the only ones added to the mix are other chicks. When it comes to Kelly Aleman’s relationship, that’s exactly what keeps things hot and fresh. She loves sharing her boyfriend’s cock with other whores. It makes her soaking wet to see another chick deepthroat her man, and that’s something we all wish we had, right? Well, maybe for some of you fuckers.
I’m not really the relationship type; I’d rather fuck about it than talk about it, you know?
The most you’ll hear me talk to a chick is when I’m interviewing her for Porn Dude Casting, but that’s not to say I don’t have game with the ladies. How in the hell do you think I get the chicks in the door? It sure as fuck isn’t money; all sexy sluts want me. But for most of you perverts that fuck your fists all day, maybe you dream about finding a chick like Kelly Aleman. Keep dreaming, fuckers. I’m not saying it won’t happen, but most chicks don’t want to share you with other bitches.
When it comes to Kelly’s relationship, sharing is caring, and they want the whole world to see how much they care about each other. Do you know what they say about couples that make porn together? They stay together, my dudes. Just ask Lena the Plug and Adam22. Recently, Lena was dicked down by the one and only Jason Luv for an OnlyFans scene, and do you think that’s rocking the boat in the relationship? Fuck no! Sometimes your woman just needs her pussy rocked, and with Kelly Aleman, it’s the same shit except she’d rather see her man get extra pussy every now and then.
When they’re not making porn with another whore, they just turn on the camera, go at it, and then post it on OnlyFans. But even though they make a lot of premium content, they also make a lot of free samples for Twitter. Some videos are on tube sites, but that’s not the best place to binge-watch these lovers. Instead, you should be following Kelly Aleman on Twitter. Sometimes sitting through a whole video when you could just fap to a few clips is fucking pointless. What do you do afterward?
Do you keep watching before you clean up all your cum? Okay, I’ll admit, I’m guilty as fuck for doing that, especially if I’m watching babes like Kelly. But seriously, do you fuckers ever need a quick fap account to follow? If that’s you, hold on to your dicks, because you’re about to see why Kelly Aleman’s Twitter is much more than a hedonistic couple’s promo page for their sex extravaganzas.
Twitter is NSFW-Friendlyish
I’m going to assume most of you fuckers know about Twitter porn; it’s the new Reddit, right? It’s way better than Tumblr back in the day, where all you did was scroll through black-and-white GIFs with “romantic” silhouettes of pussy eating and the occasional blowjob in the middle of a rainstorm. Look, getting head any time is fire; it doesn’t matter if it’s storming. Save all that notebook shit for another time; that’s not what you came here for, and that’s not what Twitter porn is all about.
Reddit and Tumblr might be rated R, but Twitter is rated X. I mean, they are owned by X-corp, so it makes perfect fucking sense. Although Twitter is the new mecca of porn promos, clips, GIFs, etc., it’s had its fair share of crackdowns on pornstar accounts. Sometimes it seems like they’ve got a personal vendetta against mainstream adult entertainers, yet they still give OnlyFans creators like Kelly Aleman slack. If you’ve been on this side of Twitter for a while, you’ll notice that they’re unpredictable with which accounts get suspended and which ones they keep.
Maybe it’s on a hotness scale from the bald-headed elites; I don’t fucking know. What I do know is that some accounts will get suspended, especially if they’re established pornstars with a consistent track record of crazy-ass daily content. What’s the fucking difference, though? I mean, it is an NSFW-friendly platform, right? You would think so, but it’s still worth keeping in mind that you never know what might happen to certain pages, especially if they’re showing hardcore sex.
Overall, most pages that haven’t been banned yet are pretty safe from the line of fire, and Kelly’s is one of them. If you’re having trouble viewing her content, you’re definitely a newbie and haven’t turned on your ‘display sensitive content’ settings. You can do this by going through the mobile site or desktop, and then you can lather on your lube and get down to business. Whatever you do, don’t try to change these settings on the mobile app because you won’t find it; if anything, use the mobile or desktop site.
Sharing Is Caring
You may need to use the mobile site to change those settings, but once you do, switch back over to the app or download it from your app store. It’s more user-friendly than a pack of rubbers, and you won’t want to get out of it once you’re sucked into the swinging life of Kelly and whoever the fuck her big-dick boyfriend is. So, besides the app and free content, what are you in for on this page? Well, fuckers, you’re basically getting a little free pass into the sex lives of this kinky couple.
I mean, they do share and learn new sex tricks along the way, and Kelly gets her cheeks clapped just as much as any other pornstar, except she only fucks one dude. The more you scroll, the more you’re met with scene trailers from her OnlyFans, sex montages, and a hell of a lot of threesomes with another chick. The first video I scrolled past was of her dressed up like a masseuse giving a focused blowjob to her patient. Damn, I’ve seen a lot of sloppy head from sexy sluts across the industry, but if I had a babe suck me off as Kelly does with her man every day, I might keep her around long-term.
The other chicks in the video aren’t recognizable; maybe it’s her girlfriend? Who knows? Either way, most of Kelly’s media and Tweets are her and some chick sharing her boyfriend’s dick, which means his life is almost as cool as mine. The real question is: how much porn is he allowed to watch? That’s always been my thing; chicks want to fuck me, but I’m a little too porn addicted to be in a relationship and watch a chick flick when I could just watch skin flicks on Twitter. Twitter isn’t becoming a tube site, but if you follow the right accounts, it might as well be.
I don’t know about you fuckers, but my home screen is all porn. Blowjobs, blowbangs, rimjobs, anal, swinging couples—you name it—that’s what I see when I hit the Twitter app on my phone. I prefer to use the mobile app, but the desktop site works just as well. It’s all ad-free and user-friendly, and you don’t have to worry about petty shit like corny-ass commercials and losing your page while looking for the best ass and tits you can find.
Add More Chicks to the Mix
I’m not trying to come between Kelly and her fun time with the hot chick she shares her boyfriend’s dick with, but let me speak for that horny bastard for a minute. Kelly, he, and the rest of us fappers want more chicks in the mix. You clearly love the ladies, too, so why not have more? What about three, four, maybe even ten other beautiful, busty babes to help us all bust the biggest nut in Twitter fap history? I know they’re only thirty-second clips maximum, but I’m trying to get a maximum stiffy when I click on your profile.
Plus, I’m sure your man wouldn’t mind seeing you making out with two other chicks while you get your pussy eaten out and he gets his ass rimmed by a cock-hungry slut. Do us all a favor and at least consider it. Other than that, you’ve got a hell of a page, and I’ve already busted three nuts just from watching you give your man some good dome. I’ve got to say, I’m very fucking impressed with your team player attitude and showing us what you freaks do to keep the spark alive. We need more couples like you two.
Follow @KellyAlemanbb For More
You can still try new things even though you’re in a committed relationship, right? It’s clearly working for babes like Kelly Aleman, and that means it could work for you too, fuckers. Don’t settle for less; date a girl who likes girls, too. It’s pretty fucking simple. Who knows? Maybe she’ll tell you to start recording as Kelly does, and then she’ll suck the soul out of you, and before you know it, you’re a pornstar just like yours truly. I’ve got to say, it’s a hell of a job, and I wouldn’t want to do anything else. I mean, how in the fuck could I?
I’d be fucking feening at a normal job, watching the clock by the second, and taking as many bathroom breaks as I could just to fap in the stall. Thankfully, that’s not my life. But if you fuckers need a fap-break profile to go to, it’s got to be Kelly Aleman’s profile, where you can fantasize about a fun chick who wants to share you with other chicks. It sounds too good to be true, doesn’t it? Nah, it’s a real thing, fuckers. Are you ready to see for yourself? Follow @KellyAlemanbb for more, and believe me, it’ll remind you that there’s always a chick out there who would suck you dry with her best friend.