I have a thing for sexy British porn stars. Why? Because English folks are some of the ugliest motherfuckers on Earth. From what I can tell, royals weren’t the only one’s inbreeding. I think everyone was. Finding a sexy British porn star is like finding a unicorn sewing in a pile of hay. In my many years of watching way too much porn (or just enough), I’ve only come across a tiny handful, and the very best of those might be Scarlett Jones.
A Rare and Precious Event
Scarlett Jones is a firey redhead born in Sheffield, England, on June 9th, 1996. After graduating high school, Scarlett studied law at the University of Sheffield. While attending her studies, Scarlett made extra money stripping at a local club. She didn’t drop her studies, but Scarlett couldn’t help but notice how much she was making.
After graduating, Scarlett skipped being a lawyer and went straight to adult entertainment. What makes this story all the more interesting is that she didn’t start dating until eighteen because, according to her, the boys didn’t like her red hair. By the time she was done with college and looking into becoming a full-time adult entertainer, she had only fucked two people. That’s fucking insane.
First off, who were all these men that didn’t want to fuck Scarlett? I demand their fucking heads. Were they retarded or blind or something? They better hope I never find out who they are, or I’ll get them blacklisted from every porn site on the internet. They don’t deserve to watch porn if they won’t fuck the hot bitches right before their eyes.
Scarlett’s first official full-time gig was with the British TV station Babe Station. Her work with Babe Station eventually won her a 2018 UKAP Award. She was one of the most popular models on the network and made decent money for herself.
After a few years of earning a steady paycheck with Babe Station, it was time to take her talents elsewhere. Scarlett made her hardcore porn debut in 2020 and hasn’t looked back since.
Much of her early content was filmed for Virtual Taboo. If you’re unfamiliar, Virtual Taboo is a heavily trafficked virtual reality porn site with a lot of respect in the industry. You have to be sexy as fuck to go from Babe Station to Virtual Taboo.
I still can’t believe she went from prude to VR porn. It’s the most detailed format on the internet right now. You have to be very comfortable in your skin to let people see it in such detail. On behalf of men everywhere, I’m sorry you didn’t get any dick until porn came along. It’s not fucking right.
A British Twitter Safari
Now that you know a little bit about this rare British gem let’s investigate her Twitter page. Scarlett describes herself as the winner of three XBIZ awards in 2024. Those are huge wins, considering how ugly her ancestors are. She also calls herself British and a natural redhead. Scarlett joined Twitter in September of 2016 and has since gathered nearly three hundred thousand fans.
Scarlett doesn’t currently have a pinned tweet, but her most recent post is helping a friend in the business get votes for the Adult Video News fan awards. Unfortunately, all the categories Scarlett is up for are not fan-voted, so instead of voting for her, she wants her fans to vote for Lola Rose.
Lola has an incredible ass on her. Is she from England also? If so, she might have the best ass in the UK. They aren’t exactly known for having exquisite rumps over there.
It would be rude for me not to throw some love on Scarlett’s ass, also. It, too, is unusually large and shapely for a white English bitch. However, I give it a nine and a half while I gotta hand Lola the ten.
Keep an eye on Scarlett’s Many Vids page, as Lola and her will probably be shooting some content together soon. I’ve rarely been so excited to get my hands on a scene. These bitches are about to make booty magic together. I’ve already got my hand on my cock, and it’s not leaving until I cum while these cunts grind their pussies together.
Budapest, Hungary, is the home of European porn, so Scarlett finds herself there regularly for shoots. That’s just fine by me. I’m always hungry for more Scarlett content to wet my willy with.
Library Access
Scarlett recently dropped a bunch of videos from her archives onto Porn Hub for all to enjoy. I call that doing the lord’s work. You’ll enjoy watching every single minute of content she has to offer. By the time you’re done, your penis will look like a shriveled prune.
On today’s episode of “Dumb Questions with The Porn Dude,” we have Ms. Scarlett Jones, who asks, “Would you spend your Sunday evening spooning with me?”
What the fuck do you think? I’d spend every day of the week spooning with you until I returned to the dust that I once had been. Of course, spooning will only be a prelude to fantastic sex. Still, we can go back to spooning during my refractory periods. Warning: my refractory periods generally only last for a few seconds.
Since you guys won’t ever spoon with Scarlett in real life, you can cuddle with her digitally on her Only Fans or Many Vids page. While digitally cuddling with Scarlett is excellent, it’s fucking shit compared to the real thing. I could build a home in her pussy and never leave.
Cumming to America
Scarlett jumps across the puddle to the United States to film content and make appearances when she can. She is planning a January visit to Las Vegas and Los Angeles. Scarlett already has three secret collaborations planned that we won’t know about until the release date. Along with those, she is asking fans who they would love to see her with, so get over and make your suggestions now. Scarlett just might make your dreams come true.
When you’re finally watching her American content, give some extra thanks to Scarlett. It took her six hours to complete all the required paperwork for her work visa. That sounds like six hours of hell.
While she’s in the area, Scarlett will also attend the Adult Video News Awards and the AE Expo. You’ll be able to find her at both in the Motley Models booth. She’ll be in great company, so don’t forget to swing by if you have tickets.
Always Choose Naked
On today’s episode of “Dumb Questions with The Porn Dude,” we bring back the English stunner Scarlett Jones. What does she have for us today? “Micro Bikini or Naked?” What kind of fucked up question is this? Are you playing mind games or some shit? Of course, we want to see you naked. We all want you to be as naked as possible at all times. In fact, I need a bitch to exfoliate because even her first layer of skin is too many clothes for me.
Happy Happy Joi Joi
I have a feeling that since I told you Scarlett is British, you’ve been wondering if she gives jerk-off instructions. Well, let me be the one to inform you that she does, and the bitch is immensely talented. She knows what your cock wants and how to tease it with desire. You’ll launch a load with such force it will cause a tsunami if you’re near any bodies of water.
Here is a question that I don’t consider dumb: “Nervous to be shooting mainstream porn in Budapest with my massive ginger bush. Do I give her a trim?” First off, even au natural, your bush isn’t that big. Second, I think it looks great. Whether you film with or without trimmed pubes, it’s going to be hot as fuck. My only request is that you don’t go for the full shave. I like seeing that the curtains match the drapes.
Here is one final reason to follow Scarlett on Twitter as soon as possible. Scarlett will release new content on Porn Hub when she reaches three hundred thousand followers. That’s all I need to hear. I’ll make five new accounts right now to follow this bitch with.
Scarlett is one of the best things to come out of England since… ever. For the most part, England’s only exports are ugly humans and suffering minorities. I’m glad that a lady like Scarlett can make it into the mix every once in a while.
My complaint about Scarlett is that she doesn’t often post straight sex scenes on her page. You’ll see some carpet munching, but you won’t see any dick riding.
Don’t forget to call the next time you’re in town, Scarlett. I’ll treat that pussy like a golden goddess.