Noelle Easton was born in Louisiana on December 17th, 1994. Not much is known about her time in high school, but she dove directly into adult entertainment at the age of eighteen by becoming a stripper. As an eighteen-year-old stripper, Noelle made hand over fist. She could never go back to regular employment.
Stripper To Porn Star Highway
The stripper-to-porn star highway is as well paved as it’s ever been. Dancing gives ladies a taste of the money and attention adult entertainment brings, but it’s hard work. Dancing isn’t easy, plus you must interact directly with visitors. I have to imagine that’s the worst part. I wouldn’t want to be a hot bitch talking to my readers. That sounds like the beginning of a horror film.
A year after getting her start in clubs, Noelle performed in her first hardcore porn scene. It clearly didn’t take her long to warm up to the idea of being fucked on camera. It’s like this bitch was built for it.
Noelle knew that Los Angeles was the home of porn, so she moved before filming her first shoot with Los Angeles New Girl. How fitting. After receiving some rave reviews from fans and critics alike, Noelle signed with P0rns74r.
A Real Looker
Noelle is a petite five foot five inches and one hundred and twenty-two pounds. Those are some fantastic stats. She’s small enough to toss around but isn’t so skinny that she has no shape. I need my ladies to look like ladies.
Her measurements are 34-24-34, and her tits are triple Ds. My favorite part about her boobs is that they’re all natural. I’m an all-natural kind of guy. I want my pussy organic, grass-fed, no GMO, and cage-free. Keep all that filler, silicon, and botox away from my hoes.
Noelle has racked up quite the filmography since filming her first scene at the young age of nineteen. She’s worked with some of the best in the business, including Lethal Hardcore, Bang Productions, Pulse Distribution, Pure Play Media, Reality Kings, Naughty America, Bang Bros, Score Land, and Brazzers.
Porn, Gaming, and Extreme Sports
Now that we know a little about this bitch, let’s check out what she’s up to on her official Twitter account. Noelle is one busy cunt. She gets up to a lot more than only riding stunt cocks and sitting on dildos. Her description is taken up by the multitude of activities she takes up. These include extreme sports, aviation, and gaming. She also supplements her porn career by modeling, being a TV personality, and working as an E-girl in Las Vegas.
Noelle joined Twitter in June of 2013 and has since gathered around two hundred and sixty thousand followers. That’s how shit goes when you dive into porn at only eighteen. You collect fans with a quickness.
Noelle lists her location as Only Fans: in your bed and on your mind. The bitch isn’t lying. I think about her frequently, and when I do, I check out her Only Fans. Noelle has me slinging ropes like Spider-Man doing BDSM.
The tweet currently pinned to the top of Noelle’s wall gives you a breakdown of everything you need to know about a bitch. She’s a model and TV personality. Noelle’s been published in magazines and has sixty DVD covers to her name. When this cunt isn’t creating content or streaming on Twitch, she’s sky diving, hang gliding, or advancing her aviation, aerospace, and aeronautics education. Noelle may not have attended college, but she has a brain between her ears.
Natural TNA
I’m pleased that only one post down is a picture of Noelle’s tits. I can’t get enough of them. If I could have a picture tattooed of them inside my eyelids so I see her whenever I blink, I would. Unfortunately, I don’t think that’s a thing yet. Hopefully, someone is working on it.
I can’t bring up Noelle’s tits without bringing up her ass, also. It’s shapely, spankable, and can handle a dick. I love the way it looks in some thigh highs.
If you subscribe to Noelle’s Only Fans page, you’ll have the opportunity to sext with her. Don’t waste such an opportunity. Noelle has a way with her words that will load your magazine with sperm in a heartbeat. All you have to do is direct message her to set things up.
Only Fans and Hitchhikers
If you happen to be retarded, and are, for some reason, on the fence about joining Noelle’s Only Fans, you’ll be glad to know she offers a free trial. I guarantee that you’ll be willing to invest whatever it takes to see more of her naked after your trial.
A subscription only sets you back seven bucks a month, so you have no excuse not to unless you’ve decided you hate your penis. Somehow I doubt that’s the case, though.
Noelle has a question for you. If you saw her on the side of the road with her tits out, would you give her a ride? That’s perhaps the most straightforward question I’ve ever heard asked. Of fucking course I would. Are you kidding me?
Listen, I understand that it’s a high-risk maneuver. Anytime you see a bitch with her tits out on the side of the road, it’s probably a trap. However, if you see Noelle, know it’s no trap, and you’re about to get a blow job if you give her a ride back into town. I’d say it’s well worth the gas money.
Noelle has a thriving I Want Clips account where you can find all genres of content. She recently released a sissy-sucking jerk of instruction for all of the pussies out there. Many of said pussies are Porn Dude readers, so I’m sure I have your attention.
Your First Date in Years
When was the last time you motherfuckers had a girlfriend? You probably don’t even remember, so perhaps a better question is when was the last time you even went on a date? Years ago? Never? Well, it’s never too late to start, and Noelle just posted a boyfriend application on her Only Fans page.
Chances are slim that you’ll win that contest, but you’ll never know if you don’t try. It’s not like you have anything better to do with your time. Your life eating, smoking pot, playing video games, jerking off, and starting the cycle over again until you fall asleep in a puddle of chicken grease, cum, and tears.
Noelle has been known to put a pen to pad every once in a while, and I enjoy her take on writer’s block: “Writer’s block is not nearly as fun as ride dis cock.” She is one hundred percent correct on that one. Is Noelle going to dabble in a rap career? Does this bitch have bars?
If, for some reason, you’re a hot chick who happens to be reading this article, Noelle is looking for bitches to shoot within the Orlando area. Don’t worry about sexy clothing. Noelle buys all her sexy clothes in small and medium, so she doesn’t have to worry about returns.
Dragon Balls Content
If you’re nerdy, this next post will make your spine and cock tingle. It’s a picture of Noelle in a sexy blue bikini with the caption, “Let’s watch anime together and cuddle.” I know you motherfuckers want to watch that space cowboy shit or Dragon Ball Z with this bitch. The only thing that could make anime better for you is a blow job.
Besides sexting through Noelle’s Only Fans, you can also reach out to her on Sext Panther. Sext Panther is a service that makes sexting with your favorite porn stars simple and easy. You may never look away from your phone again. It’s a good thing you don’t have a job.
Do you find Noelle sexy but have some more extreme fetishes? She also has a taboo side, and you can see it on her official website. There she has a store where you can purchase from her video vaults. There is enough archived content to keep you busy for the foreseeable future.
What kind of taboo shit does Noelle get up to? I’m glad you asked. She doesn’t get too crazy. You won’t find a video of her getting pissed and shit on. However, she loves rough fucking and BDSM. She also loves taboo scenarios such as student and teacher or landlord and renter.
Noelle is in the tenth percentile of fuckable porn stars. I can’t get enough of staring at her body. Between all of her platforms, you’ll never run out of fresh beating supplies.
My only complaint about Noelle is that she often puts little stickers over her nipples on Twitter. Twitter isn’t church, for fucks sake. It’s just a nipple, so show us that shit.
Noelle will be waiting for you with Jack off instructions and a fat pair of natural tits, so don’t leave her hanging out on the line.