“Oh shit, I’m cumming again!” That was my reaction to this page seconds before starting this review. I can’t help it; it’s fucking Sophie Dee. Unless you wanted everyone to see your raging boner, you’d have to stay in the water if you saw this babe outside at the pool. She’s got one of the best bodies in porn. Looking like she’s been sculpted by the sex gods; you’ll get hard just looking at her. So if you’re a fan of pornstars with a Barbie look, get off the hub and stop jerking off at every thumbnail you see. I’ve got a perfect page for your indecisive cock with the hottest brunette barbie babe you’ve ever seen.
I used to not understand all of this Twitter porn bullshit, but over the last few weeks, that’s all I fucking watch. Just in case you didn’t know, Twitter is like Reddit when it comes to porn these days. They are incredibly lenient when it comes to porn, and as long as you’re logged into an account that is 18+, you can view NSFW content. Like most adult creators on Twitter, Sophie Dee has accumulated a massive following. With over one million followers on Twitter alone, she’s getting rich off cumshots.
As much as we love seeing her get dicked down and watch that tight bubbly ass on the hub, she’s got a lot of shit going on Twitter that will make you cum even harder. From OnlyFans clips to nude photos, to close-ups, and selfies, as long as you’re following her, you’ll be cumming non-stop. From a first look, one of my favorite parts about this page is how consistent she is with binge-worthy nudes, which also contributes to this being a fantastic fap page.
With so many ways of viewing porn, Sophie Dee uses Twitter to her advantage. She keeps us updated with all the slutty shit she’s doing on her OnlyFans and other films she’s shooting. I’ve shot ten loads of cum just from being on her page, so if you haven’t given her a follow yet, you definitely should. But, of course, maybe you’re already pumping your lube and watching all her Twitter videos. Still, I’m going to break down what I like about Sophie’s profile, and then I’ll let you know if it’s Porn Dude-approved!
First Look & Functionality
After my initial Sophie Dee fap, I got another bottle of lube out and took time to scroll through her page to see what I was working with. I had a few reviews of some Twitter bitches that disappointed me earlier, so I was expecting occasional mid-grade tits and ass shots. I’m a big fan of Sophie Dee, but lately, Twitter porn seems to all be the same. As I started scrolling, my cock started getting harder, and before I knew it, I was fapping again. So I’ll warn you; be careful following this page unless you have the freedom and availability to rub one out immediately.
If you’re a photo guy, it’s so damn good you’ll have to get up at dinner to jerk off in the restaurant. The mobile app makes it that easy to rub one out anywhere. I’m browsing on a desktop, so I can simultaneously jerk off and write the review. If you’re in a private place, I recommend scrolling and jerking off on a desktop for a faster experience. This also helps with finding her friends and bookmarking their pages for future faps.
Following this page will make you want to rub one out with just about every photo and video. You’ll know what I’m talking about if you’re logged into an 18+ account with NSFW settings on. One of the first things you notice is that this is not a mid-grade page. She’s actually being the whore she is in the movies. With all her collab work, you see other performers and find out their usernames to jerk off to later. It will be impossible for you not to touch your cock when you start scrolling. So be prepared for ass, tits, and watching her and her friends be sluts!
Here’s the Pros
There’s nothing better than finding a hot babe that plays with other hot bitches. Sophie Dee’s profile has a lot of self-promo, but one thing I love about her profile is the promotion of her friends. She’s always hanging with a bitch just as naughty as her, and if you’re lucky, sometimes you can get photos of them together. With so many videos online, sometimes it’s nice to get photos rather than videos. Sophie does an excellent job blessing us with wallpaper-worthy photos. So if you’re more of a photo person, welcome to the hottest milf magazine you’ve ever seen. It’s better than any AVN magazine I’ve jerked off to, so you’re welcome.
After cumming for the 30th time, I got lost in the daily fap photos. There were so many I literally fapped myself to sleep. Fuck getting laid and cuddling after; you could just go to Sophie’s profile and fap yourself into a daze. If you are an OnlyFans simp, you’ll appreciate the deals she throws out sometimes. Say you’re in the market for another chick to jerk off to monthly; sometimes, she will give out discounts to her OnlyFans. You can get lifetime access to her premium Snapchat or free membership if you subscribe at the right times. Besides fapping to the free Twitter content, following her will help you be aware of future content sales if you start simping too hard. We’ve all been there, just not me. However, I have my favorites, and Sophie Dee is up there.
The Cons & Recommendations
She’s got a binge-worthy page, and she’s hot as fuck, but there are some things I could see her improving on. I’ve came so much to this page, so it’s difficult for me to bring up any flaws. I guess I’ll start with what everyone else is thinking. Why aren’t there full-length clips? She’s so hot; I wish I could use Twitter to see her get those sweet sugar walls filled or at least an anal scene. Maybe I just need to keep scrolling, but I shouldn’t have to when I could be testing out my new pocket pussy I just got in. It’s made my fap ten times better, but knowing that I won’t see Sophie Dee’s tight asshole around a dick doesn’t sit well with me.
I like that she has photos almost every day, but it would be even better if she made videos instead of photos. It’s nice jerking off to photos; however, with this new pocket pussy, the videos always help create an immersive experience. Have you ever been beaten off with a pocket pussy while only looking at photos? Yeah, that shit is way too quiet. All you hear is your lubed-up dick going in and out of rubber or whatever the fuck a pocket pussy is made of. That’s not a hot thing to listen to. Where are the moans and screams and all that other hot shit? Even just seeing her rub her pussy and hearing her orgasm would help me fill the sugar walls of my new pocket pussy.
It’s not the Sophie Dee edition, but I can at least imagine, right? I know it’s a personal problem, but maybe someone is reading this trying to test out new products to some Twitter porn. Slow down if you have to see videos or have pre-conceived ideas about how much you will unload your dick on this bitch’s profile. Say all I wanted to do is scroll through videos, as many as there are on here; it’s not as consistent as you want it to be while jerking off. She’s more consistent with photos than videos, so you might be disappointed if that’s not your thing.
You’ll have to do a little bit of digging, and if you’re not as skilled as I am at scrolling and fapping, it will get old quickly. It’s hands-down a fappable page, especially if you like Sophie Dee, but don’t expect more than a few videos. This isn’t the hub, and if you have to see her hardcore fucking someone, that’s probably where you need to go. But, depending on what you’re looking for, you’ll undoubtedly fap to this page. We all do, and that’s why I recommend it to you.
My Final Thoughts
She’s probably got the best body we’ve seen in porn in a long time, and I might need a new pocket pussy after this review. I don’t know how to describe what happened or how to describe it, but I think I’ve come so much from this page that I broke it. I didn’t even know it was possible to break a fleshlight, but I guess next time I’ll be looking for a Sophie Dee pocket pussy, because that shit looks impressive. From what you see on this website, it’s worth the fap. But, of course, if you’re into big-titted brunette barbie chicks, you’ll probably break your pocket pussy too.
I love this page, and Sophie has great success with over one million followers. She might surpass two million with a few upgrades like longer videos and more videos instead of photos. That’s a lot of dicks to subscribe to you every month. Clearly, she’s doing the right thing; now it’s your turn to do the right thing and follow her so you can see the other reasons this page is Porn Dude-approved!
You know what to expect for the most part. It’s your turn to cum, and check it out for yourself! What the fuck are you doing if you’re still not following Sophie Dee?