You came here for a reason! Alexis Tae’s cunt is etched into your pervy brain, and now you just follow her around the web, interested to see everything she does. Well, the good news is that Alexis has an official account on Twitter, twitter.com/alexistaex, and even better news is that you can follow it free of charge. Twitter is a haters’ paradise, but the smut gods showed some mercy to the grim platform and sent the naughty angels that not only share love but give boners to the kinky community. Hold on to your knickers! Alexis Tae is in da house!
Minors, fuck off!
A vixen of this caliber is not for the faint of heart! Alexis is one of those sluts that lets you creampie her and then shoves her fingers deep inside her tight cunt only to taste the mix of pussy juices and jizz. I know that this American bomb was born in 1997 and that she is into guys and chicks. I’m not much of a bio guy, and I certainly don’t care about astrology signs and if the chick is into romantic walks or poetry. All I know is that Alexis has given me many boners throughout my illustrious career, and that is why I decided to review twitter.com/alexistaex. As simple as that!
Alexis Tae started messing around with Twitter in 2019. Only been two years or something, and the number of tweets has already exceeded 22K. If you do some math, which is hard to do around Alexis, you’ll realize that the banger posts new stuff on a regular basis – roughly speaking, over twenty posts a day, or around 900 a month. Is there anything you do 900 times a month in your life, not counting jerking off? That’s my point! The smasher fucks and sucks and tweets and posts and cums and slurps, and she never stops! Be like Alexis! Moving on!
What would I do if I was Musk?
I would have dropped the $8 charade and given this diligent stunner a Twitter Oscar! Maybe this is a bad idea because the billionaire might come up with the idea of making a sculpture showing his muscles, and we’ve all seen that the guy is more of a nerd and less of a stud. Never give crazy ideas to rich guys with wobbly tits!
Right below the profile picture, Alexis posted contact details, and this proves my theory that pornstars use Twitter for promotion. Nothing wrong with that. Such an insatiable chick can never have too many followers! All of the people that end up following twitter.com/alexistaex are gonna get hooked on her porn and eventually follow her on other platforms. This is where Alexis waits with full-length videos that are usually exclusive.
There are two reasons why you came to twitter.com/alexistaex in the first place. You are either a Twitter freak who wants something hot on his line, something to brighten up the haters vibe, or you are considering spending cash on Alexis’ content. Whatever the case might be, twitter.com/alexistaex won’t cost you a dime. Follow the account to enjoy hot photos and trailers, or use twitter.com/alexistaex as a free preview. The number of posts is so huge that you’ll surely understand what the bomb is all about. Then you’ll know what kind of content to expect from her premium accounts.
What would I do if I was Alexis?
I would have promoted the shit out of my OnlyFans account! She already did that. I know – I would have posted a gangbang trailer only to show that I am a wild slut that never gets tired of cocks! She already did that. I would have done my best to get at least 300K reviews! Done already! I would have blown TPD’s cock just because he did wonders for my account and brought me even more followers with his majestic review! No, this shit took a wrong turn. Now I sound gay because I just put myself in Alexis’ shoes and sucked my own cock. This is not anime, and it certainly isn’t Cirque du Soleil. The chick is clever; that was the point. Damn, I have to take it easy.
Remember that gangbang I was telling you about? Well, Alexis collects all that cum in a bowl and licks it clean like an obedient pussycat, but you know, the smasher has never looked like a sub to me. She is in charge! Again, this review is starting to sound odd because, while I am writing this, I am looking around twitter.com/alexistaex, and it’s making me do random things. I’m not a machine, you know, no matter how flawless my dick might look!
If there is one thing I dig about twitter.com/alexistaex is that Alexis often posts hot stuff that seemingly reveals her true nature and private life facts while giving you a boner at the same time. For example, one of her tweets says that two years ago, she dated a glass blower who made her squirt for the first time. This info, in particular, is a true gem for all her fans. They realize that the hoe is a regular chick that dates and fucks and squirts off-camera too, and being able to picture the slut banging in real life shenanigans is hot as hell.
The chick just doesn’t stop tweeting
Behind-the-scenes photos are another real treat for true fans. This is something that you can’t find on the web for free. BTS stuff comes as a bonus perk for all VIP members on some joint, and twitter.com/alexistaex gives it away free of charge. The hottie has recently added an Amazon wish list, and what’s cool is that she thanks people for their gifts all the time. Someone clever taught the pornstar that the connection with the audience is key. Talent for fucking is great, but to become a true pornstar, there has to be something that makes you unique. Alexis has a vibe of a girl-next-door, while at the same time, she is a master of rough games. Even when she slurps on cocks in a gangbang, she is in charge!
Buy my porn so I can buy my farm, Alexis says. To be honest, that inspirational tweet is what made me write this review. Another spectacularly written post bringing her closer to the audience while promoting her content at the same time. A living proof that cumsluts can be smart as hell and that a good booty doesn’t necessarily mean a complete absence of a brain. You know, I am rude, brutally honest, and not easily impressed, but there is something about twitter.com/alexistaex that made me look at the star from a different perspective. Next time I wank off to her porn, I’m gonna remember how clever she is. Not!
Keep yourselves updated on promos and discounts
Alexis Tae is a part of OnlyFans, and loads of tweets on twitter.com/alexistaex are about that part of her xxx life. I checked OF out, only to realize that the slut posts daily there, too, rates dicks, makes custom content, and chats with her subscribers one-on-one. A fucking jackpot, that is what it is! The gifts season is just around the corner, and I’m sure the smasher will surprise her followers with a discount or two. Trust me, you want to follow twitter.com/alexistaex and check out her OF! You’ll thank me later!
All upcoming videos and collaborations are covered on twitter.com/alexistaex too, and that is when you can expect wild trailers that show every nook and cranny of the vixen’s body. She is one hell of a pornstar that climbs the smut ladder in style, but again, everyone needs a push now and then. After this review, twitter.com/alexistaex is gonna gain a fresh batch of followers, and who knows, maybe one day Alexis will make her own farm porn and send exclusive footage to my address.
I think I’ve said it all
Just follow the slut, ok! I’m way too horny to write conclusions like “there’s nothing to lose”! Yeah, you are gonna lose loads of seed, and your Twitter days are never gonna be the same again, but you wanted all of this. C’mon now, leave me the fuck alone and follow twitter.com/alexistaex. Alexis is gonna appreciate it, and I am gonna be free to roam Twitter some more and dig up more pornstars. My sole mission in life is presenting hot stuff you won’t be able to resist. BBS!