Porn offers us something no woman ever could, perfection. Let me rephrase that. Porn offers you something you could never have otherwise. Perfection. Physically ideal bitches exist, but you won’t be fucking any of them anytime soon. Let me rephrase that. You will never be fucking any woman, perfect or otherwise.
The Ideal Bitch
There are many features a perfect woman has. Great tits, a firm ass, a beautiful face, and a tight pussy. Not many women fit those descriptions, but the ones that do are teens. There is a reason teen porn is always one of the most popular porn genres, regardless of trends and fads. The male brain has been hard-wired to want to fuck young pussy. Young pussy is fertile and ready to harvest your seed. Of course, you don’t want your seed harvested, but your brain doesn’t know that.
Young bitches have smooth skin and bright faces that every man associates with fecundity. Bitches lose that innocent smile as they get older, and more and more penis slips inside them. Once lost, there is no innocence to sully by nutting in their mouth and then slapping the cum out. Or by blowing out their asshole via unlubricated anal with an inflated football. Or by fisting them with a glove full of bees.
It’s not like pussy ever gets tighter throughout its life, either. If you want the tightest pussy available, then teens are where you can find them. These pussies haven’t been blasted open like a safe in an Oceans 11 movie yet, so you can still be the one to make the initial strike. Your goal is to ruin sex for the next guy that comes along because you made her pussy so loose she has to close pin it shut before she hits the club.
Fortunately, when I’m fucking Stella Barey, I know I’m fucking perfection. This young twenty-something doesn’t look a day over eighteen. Yet, despite being in porn, she still radiates an innocence that makes my cock do a backflip.
Wedding Presents and Swedish Penis
Normally I would go into a bitches background before a Twitter review, but today I’ll regale you with a story. Stella recently attended the wedding of her father. Stella’s father’s best friend lives in Sweden and traveled to the states to be the best man.
Stella knew her father’s best friend lived out in Sweden, but she had never met him. However, fireworks went off when she laid eyes on him at the wedding. They spent the ceremony exchanging glances and small smiles. As the ceremony evolved into a celebration, Stella and this Swedish fellow got to know each other.
Once the festivities had died down and people were headed home, the man asked if Stella and her friend would like to join him in his hotel room. Before the three knew it, it was four in the morning, and no Ubers were out to drive the ladies back. Stella’s friend had already fallen asleep, so Stella and the Swedish guy fucked while she slept right next to them.
That’s an awesome fucking story and one that happens to me fairly often. However, Stella’s next move of posting it all over her social media is one I don’t follow. She told the whole story in full detail to millions of people. How do I know it was millions? Because the New York Post picked up on it.
If Stella didn’t want her dad to know (she didn’t), the bitch had a funny way of going about it. Personally, I’m surprised the Swedish dude wasn’t the one blabbing about the event. It would be hard not to.
I think you just learned all you need to know about Ms. Barey, and now we can jump into her Twitter account. Twitter is one of the primary ways Stella keeps up with her ever-growing fan base.
Her description is short and sweet, “Just an American girl oversharing about her butt and showing it.” Truer words have rarely been spoken.
Porn Goddess
Get this, Stella only joined Twitter in March of 2021, but she already has well over four hundred thousand followers. That’s one of the fastest growth I’ve ever seen a porn star make on Twitter. It’s fucking incredible.
It might be insane, but it makes complete sense. I wasn’t lying when I said this cunt represents the ideal to many men. She’s a tiny little whore sex doll that looks like she just fucking graduated. I expect that she’ll have a million followers before long.
The tweet currently pinned to the top of Stella’s wall features her naked and making out with her cousin. At the same time, the cameraman is jerking off in preparation to unload a facial on these cunts.
First off, I hope that is Stella’s “cousin” and not her cousin. It’s tough to tell these days what a bitch is willing to do. Second, the cameraman is not a great multitasker. His furious masturbation is affecting his ability to hold the camera steady. I get it, though. I would have already given up on filming and just started fucking these bitches. Why? Because I have priorities straight and you don’t.
I love how comfortable Stella is in front of the camera. She looks as comfortable naked as I do sleeping in bed. Stella is willing to pull her tits out for a pic anytime, anywhere. For example, this picture taken on the sidewalk captioned, “Will show my tits for food.”
Anal Creativity
When Stella says anal sex, you never know what might go down. For example, her recent scene shot with Sophia Burns. Instead of traditional anal sex with a strap-on, the ladies stuck a double-ended dildo between their assholes and went to town. It’s not as intuitive as strap-on anal, but it’s a good goddamn time.
Check out Stella’s June 18th clip of her masturbating with a purple dildo captioned, “The way I say ‘yes, daddy, you know I was born to be a fuck slave.” Yes, I do, Stella. You’re spot-on with that observation.
To drive home my point about Stella and anal a bit more, she has been working on her ability to give a foot job during anal sex. I’m going to lie, Stella. You can color me impressed. Her practice involves a dildo suction-cupped to the floor and Stella sitting on her knees with the dildo between her toes as she guides it up her O-ring. Great work.
I bet all my foot-fuck fans are freaking out right now. This new form of foot intercourse could change the game. You guys may never be the same again.
Two Penises in a Pod
After reading this next post, I’m starting to wonder if Stella and I share the same soul: “I’ve never understood why people say porn disgusts them right after they cum to it. I orgasm and then just keep watching, lolol bc I wanna know what happens.”
I think the bulk of the issue is with me. I’m not sure many women feel the same guilt after busting a nut. Guys have all this guilt built up around their orgasm, and it comes out after playing pocket pool. It’s a damn shame, but don’t worry, Stella. You’re not alone. I, to keep watching. Oftentimes, I keep watching until I’m hard again and can keep stroking.
Stella is such a fucking fiend, and I love it. This post says it all: “Can’t sleep, so I’m masturbating while watching myself go ass-to-mouth because my new vid is now on Porn Hub. Such a savage. I never thought I wanted to get married until I discovered Stella. I’d put a ring on that finger in a heartbeat.
There are a lot of bitches out there that fake it for their live streams. Stella is not one of those bitches: “I still have purple speckles all over my ass cheeks from spanking myself so hard on the last live stream.” That’s what I call dedication to the craft, ladies, and gentlemen.”
Never has an answer to a question come to me so fast as when Stella asked, “Hey guys, serious question. Who do you wanna see me fuck? Any cocks you know would destroy my ass like I deserve?” MINE, Stella. Pick my cock. Just ask about me. Any bitch in the industry that’s taken a ride has loved that shit. I get results.
Stella is the essence of every bitch I’ve ever wanted to fuck, all condensed down to one tiny little slut. I love everything this cunt produces. I expect to be a fan until she retires.
I’m too distracted to complain about anything on Stella’s Twitter account. I don’t give a fuck what she does with it as long as the content keeps coming.
Stella isn’t keeping herself eighteen for shits and giggles, so take advantage of this opportunity.