You guys know that I love to break in fresh teens. The untouched bodies, innocent attitude, and lack of experience make for some fantastic fucking. I love teaching these bitches how to cocksmith. When they leave my cock, it’s like they just took a fuck 101 course. Whoever they bang next better thank me for putting in all the hard work.
Wise and Wet Pussy
But I don’t always want to be the senior manager in the room. Sometimes I want to bone a bitch that already has the experience to give me the ride of my life. You won’t find many teens with that kind of wisdom, and you should be concerned when you do. No eighteen-year-old should have a mastery over cock. You can still hit it if she does, but be sure to wear three rubbers on top of your three rubbers. I don’t want your cock bursting into flame. You might need to upgrade from latex to leadtex.
You’re better off fucking an older milf in that situation. Someone who has been in the cock business for fifteen to thirty years. Nothing will shock them or seem strange and unusual. They’ve already seen it all. If you want to do something kinky, they’ll be game. Unlike some preppy teen cunt who may be disgusted or horrified by the idea of you fisting her large intestine. Trust me bitch. You’ll be begging for a fisting ten years from now.
Also, no brand of woman on the planet earth is hornier than the older ones. These bitches have insatiable pussies begging for cock every day, all year.
It doesn’t matter what else is going on in their lives. An earthquake could be ravaging everything a milf owns, but if you pull that johnson out, you can bet she is bobbing on it. Hey, it might be fun fucking during an earthquake. Think of it like a tectonic plate-sized auto-fucker. It’s reminiscent of Mormon jump-humping.
The best part of all that horniness is that milfs are super easy to lure back to your place for a lively fucking. If you see a milf hanging out at the bar, she’s looking for a dick to jump on. All you need to do is buy her a drink. You don’t even have to say any words. The milf will know what it means. She’ll drag you to the bathroom and turn your balls inside out. You won’t know what to do with yourself.
Another bonus of fucking milfs is that you’ll get a recording. Every milf is pissed at some dude in her past. Generally, it’s her ex-husband and/or the father of her offspring. She would love nothing more than to send him a clip of her vagine getting rammed by some fucker he doesn’t know. You can be the revenge penis.
I have quite the milf for you today. This bitch is sexy as they come and has all the experience in the world to make your masturbation sessions the best they can be.
From Corn to Porn
Aaliyah Love was born in Chicago, Illinois, on June 11th, 1981. She grew up in a small town outside Chicago surrounded by corn and boredom. Because there wasn’t much else to do, Aaliyah excelled in school. She was always in the advanced placement courses and tested well.
Socially she was a nerd. Aaliyah’s classmates roasted her for everything from her jeans to her haircut. Unfortunately, I would have made fun of her haircut, also. According to Aaliyah, her parents gave her the at-home bowl cut. Bowl cuts never work out.
Being nerdy made Aaliyah very shy until things suddenly changed for her late in high school. Aaliyah got a rebellious streak and started hanging out with the stoner losers and not getting her work done. Lucky for us, she got that laziness out of her system, and now she does plenty of work if you even want to call fucking “work.”
Aaliyah wasn’t particularly sexual in her youth, but while attending college to become an elementary school teacher, it occurred to her that she was never going to make any money. So, to help make ends meet while going to school, she started webcamming in her off time at the age of eighteen.
It’s been a long time since her first days in adult entertainment. In the meantime, she’s gone from a young, innocent teen to an older, experienced milf. I like her better now. She has aged like fine wine.
The best way to keep up with Aaliyah is to follow her on Twitter. She does everything from posting content to direct messaging perverts. She describes herself as a smut peddler and webcam vet. Her agent for pro bookings is ATMLA.
Aaliyah joined Twitter in March of 2009 and has since garnered nearly four hundred thousand followers. For a porn star, that’s top tier. It took her many moons to collect that many fans on Twitter.
Five Dollar Sploog Shooter
The tweet currently pinned to the top of her page displays Aaliyah in sexy pink lingerie that I’d love to peel from her flesh. The caption advertises the exclusive scenes and weekly live shows on her Only Fans account.
Despite Aaliyah approaching half a million followers, her Only Fans account is only five bucks a month. That’s fucking nothing. She’s not running any Christmas discounts because how could she? It’s already dirt fucking cheap. If you can’t afford five bucks a month, you might as well quit masturbating.
Aaliyah is best known for her girl-on-girl lesbian scenes. She has a touch for the pussy. I can tell by the look on her victim’s faces that Aaliyah is a master pussy muncher. She has bitches breaking character and squirting before the camera’s ready. If you become a member of Aaliyah’s Only Fans, you’ll be treated to fresh pussy licking content every week.
Even Aaliyah’s nieces aren’t safe. She has no problem being the creepy Aunt who fucks. However, in this context, Aaliyah doesn’t like to think of it as fucking. She thinks of it as sexual education.
Fucking is number one on the list of things milfs want to do at any point in time. Can you fucks guess what number two is? You would be spot on target if you guessed sitting in the bathtub with a bottle of wine.
The best part about when Aaliyah crawls into the tub for a soak, she takes a camera with her. And not all of the wine makes it into her mouth. Instead, much of it is rained down upon her naked body.
House of the Rising Cum
Aaliyah might be a busy content creator, even during the holidays, but that doesn’t mean her family gives her a break. They decided that Aaliyah is hosting Christmas this year, and she’s freaking out a little bit. It will be the first time her family has seen “the house porn built.” I’m sure they’ll be fine as long as you get the smell of pussy out of the carpets first.
As a man with much experience cleaning pussy out of fabric, only a shampoo will do. Plus, you’ll have to pre-soak and condition the carpets. It takes a long time, but the results are stunning. Of course, you’ll want to put a couple of new stains down the second the shampoo guy leaves.
My readers are the type to want to send their favorite porn stars a cum tribute. When Aaliyah was new in the industry, she had to learn the hard way what a cum tribute is. For the uninitiated, a cum tribute is when a dude busts a fat load on a picture of his favorite porn star.
Aaliyah likens it to a pet cat bringing its owner a dead rat or bird. As the owner, you’re supposed to appear impressed or thankful when you’re completely disgusted on the inside.
If you’re the type of person that hates holidays, let me give you a reason to like them a bit more: “It’s just… that when I get stressed, I get horny, and the holidays… of course. I know I’m not the only person feeling this way right now. No, you are not Aaliyah. Not in the least. My family will have to put up with my hourly meat-beating breaks.
It’s been my pleasure to watch Aaliyah grow up in the industry going from a tentative innocent teen to a bold and decisive milf. I plan on sticking with her until one day she inevitably becomes a gilf.
My only complaint about Aaliyah’s Twitter is that it can get a bit text-heavy at times. If she wants to write a paragraph, that’s fine, but include a sexy picture to gain our attention.
Put Aaliyah’s experience to work on your penis. It will thank you when you do.