Mia Khalifa! Everybody remembers this beautiful Lebanese lady from a few years back. How could you forget those legendary scenes of her sucking dick in a hijab and comparing white and black cocks with a tape measurer? This is the same chick who was a devout fan of Rico Strong’s huge dick and demanded to be fucked by him. This same chick that brought her friend out to Cali to learn how the pros suck dick for a Bang Bros shoot and even popped a virgin fan’s cherry and showed him how professional sluts like to get eaten out.
I could go on and on about all the classic scenes this lovely lady has been in, but that would defeat the whole point of why I’m writing this shit. I just got off the shitter, and after scrolling through Mia’s Twitter, I can sadly say she’s not the woman we all fapped to all these years. Over the years, Mia betrayed everything that made her great in this industry. Those big pillowy tits, that dick-loving smile, and that juicy ass have left the building, fuckers. Mia Khalifa didn’t just leave the industry; she stopped doing porn. She has an OnlyFans but doesn’t even put it in her bio.
I went to make sure it was still active, and it was, but she calls it “safe for work, but spicy.” Fuck that shit! I hate to break it to you fuckers; this will be the most boring-ass profile you will go on these days when it comes to Twitter porn. A few years ago, it would’ve been good as fuck, but ever since she started this “safe for work” bullshit, she’s just gone downhill. Is she still hot as fuck? Fuck yeah, she is, but unfortunately, we’ll never see the same Mia Khalifa who used to love getting dicked down on a Bang Bros set.
So No Head?
I won’t lie; she used to suck a mean dick. Now she’s busy sucking the life out of her followers with stupid-ass memes and trying to quote Lil Wayne to sound intelligent. Some fuckers who follow her thought she came up with the quote, “Safe sex is great sex; better wear latex.” That was Lil Wayne in his song Lolipop. I mean, she did use a lot of condoms in her videos back in the day, but I can definitely recall a few times where she absolutely fucking didn’t.
Why can’t we go back to the days of her sucking dick like a lollipop instead of stealing quotes from the song? What in the hell is going on? Instead of OnlyFans teasers and photos of those big-ass titties, you get shitty-ass memes, dancing videos, and videos of her attempting to sing. Here’s the thing, you can tell she’s still got that slut in her, just waiting to come out.
Her posts can sometimes be “spicy,” as she calls it, but she’s no longer giving us what we want. If you ask me, this shit has just become downright corny and sad. She’ll post cleavage pics, bend over, and show her ass while discussing with news outlets how she regrets doing porn. What the fuck? She doesn’t regret doing porn; she regrets the contracts she signed and continues to blame everyone else but herself.
It’s not a moral thing, it’s an oral thing, and that dick-loving mouth talks more shit than an asshole on laxatives. It’s clear that she thinks her shit doesn’t stink, and she continues to be a tease on Twitter, and for what? I’m not trying to get even or talk shit about somebody, but hell, somebody has to be honest with you fuckers. Following Mia Khalifa won’t make your dick hard unless you’re just a Mia stan, but if you are, you’re probably just here for the side boob posts.
Side Boob at Best
I’ll cut to the chase because I care about you fuckers that want an honest review. Mia’s Twitter isn’t porn-related in the slightest. It’s not even a tribute to her best scenes, and she’s sure as fuck not dishing out OnlyFans teasers. If you ask me, it’s probably because there’s nothing to tease anymore. She’s not fucking and shooting anymore, but to give her some credit, she is into fashion. I checked the link in her bio, and she’s trying to start her own brand. Shoutout to Mia Khalifa for being a boss babe, but I’m not going to lie; I miss fapping to her pornos.
Who else remembers Mia’s first creampie? I still remember that pool scene with the sun shining off her beautiful skin like yesterday. She was in a white t-shirt with a lime green bikini underneath, tits hanging out, and she was giddy as fuck to be there to suck dick. Those were some good-ass times, but now, she’s gone AWOL. What about that sleepover with her sexy friends where she wore those knee-high socks with stripes in those sexy thick-framed glasses? Damn, sometimes I feel like I have a perverted photographic memory. Then again, I was a big fan of this babe and fapped to all her videos over a few thousand times.
She never made it to Porn Dude Casting, but fuck, I’m starting to regret not having her as one of my first guests. Maybe she would’ve stuck around if she had left Bang Bros and signed with another company. Perhaps she’s already working on another deal that’s more on her terms, but who the fuck knows at this point? Either way, as much shade as she’s thrown, it’s hard not to be a little bitter. I’ll always miss the days when she was all about that BBC action with Rico Strong and Brickzilla, but at least I can always binge-watch them for the memories on the hub.
Bring Back Brickzilla
I’ve already established that this page ain’t shit if you’re trying to bust a nut unless you get bricked up from her being a tease, shaking her ass, and posing with occasional side boob. It’s not what it used to be, and I’m not satisfied with that shit. If you ask me, Mia needs to call her boy Brickzilla, ask him to fill those sweet sugar walls, and get the camera crew back together for a little naughty family reunion. It’s a great thought, but that shit will probably never happen. I’m just glad we still have her videos on tube sites, and we can still watch those classic scenes like Brickzilla dicking her down, and even Sean Lawless got some of that while he could.
That whole Miami crew from 2014-2015 was outstanding, and your dick was always satisfied after a fap from one of those classic flicks. The industry is constantly changing. Bitches cum and go, but you can never escape what you were born to do. Mia Khalifa continues to be a sexy tease to her Twitter followers, and although she’s moved on from porn, we just can’t seem to. I mean, even starlets like Violet Myers have been compared to Mia, and even though Violet is one hot mamacita, perverts like us still miss Mia’s porn work.
She never took the time to realize how good she looked on camera with a dick in her mouth instead of trying to impress us with her new-world knowledge. I’m glad she’s on to bigger and better things, but I can’t lie; she needs bigger and better dicks. As far as her OnlyFans, she’s keeping it vanilla, so it’s probably nothing her Twitter followers give a fuck about. She’s all about SFW content, but I wish she’d bring back some titty posts. There’s nothing safer for work than seeing Mia Khalifa’s big juicy tits, especially when you’re having a shitty day at the office.
What TF Was That?
For the first time in a while, I’m glad that shit is over. So what’s the verdict for Mia Khalifa’s Twitter? It ain’t looking good, my dudes. You may occasionally get some side-boob action or a little side-cheek action, but I think the days of Mia showing us her NSFW side are fucking over. That’s not what I like to review; I’m more of a hardcore smut aficionado, not some social media fashion wanna-be connoisseur. Mia Khalifa could have quite possibly changed the porn world forever, and she sure as fuck would’ve ended up on my casting couch at some point.
Overall, Mia Khalifa has changed, but as long as she’s happy, that matters to her. As for the rest of us, after binge-watching old clips and movies, it’s hard to come back to her Twitter to see that she’s moved on, but we’ll always have those memories to look back on. This shit isn’t the same, but she’s still just as sexy as she was back in 2014, except this time, she’s keeping on her clothes like she did in that scene, wearing her hijab. Whatever dignity she has left, she’s keeping that shit, but as for the rest of us, we’re too fucking depraved and plan to keep it that way.
Who else misses Mia Khalifa? Do you think she’ll be back if things don’t work out? Bang Bros probably won’t give her another chance, especially after all she said about her contract. But suppose she ever decides to return to the porn industry or start making porn on OnlyFans. In that case, you can bet your ass I’ll be fapping to her content like an addict who hasn’t had his fix in years. I won’t lie to you, fuckers; her Twitter is ass as far as porn goes. However, I wish Mia the best in all her future pursuits!