Damn, those knockers are bomb – the absolute first thing that popped into my head upon loading twitter.com/evanotty! Eva Notty is a MILF, and a busty one. Her ass is equally big, and the slut’s fucking talent has turned her into a pornstar. I watched this notty hoe in a Reality Kings release some time ago, where she sucked and fucked a living hell out of a stiff dong, so I decided to review her Twitter account and blow more stardust towards the thicc mama.
Stunners of this caliber can’t get enough of promos and cocks. This time, I’m gonna go with the written promo version, and when we meet up during my Casting or PDCams.com shenanigans, I’ll take the hardcore approach. Anyway, here comes the review!
Who is Eva, and why should you give a fuck?
Almost half a million people follow twitter.com/evanotty, and such shit is never random! There has to be a reason behind the MILF’s mind-blowing popularity! Let’s say you just turned eighteen, and you don’t know shit about sluts and porn. You have just created a Twitter account, and you think that the platform is nothing but a means to hate and judge people while hiding behind a fake profile name. Well, your life is gonna take a drastic turn right now! All clever pornstars use this social media platform to promote their content, and that is your chance to grab a glimpse of xxx stuff free of charge.
All you need to follow twitter.com/evanotty is to hit the Follow button located just below the vixen’s huge melons. Truth be told, Eva is all about curves, tits, and ass, so it’s no wonder that all her porn movies come with such tags. I know that the stunner has hit and passed the 30th birthday mark, but I am not gonna reveal her age because she doesn’t mention it on twitter.com/evanotty. All you need to know is that the seductress is experienced and hot enough to turn all your stepmom fantasies to life! Damn, ain’t I stoked about twitter.com/evanotty!
Boobs spillage may occur
I copied one of Eva’s posts. I kept scrolling down to the point where I forgot the subtitle I was supposed to write, so I just borrowed a wise thought from my favorite slut! You know, a dude like me doesn’t give a fuck about xxx images (that can be downloaded, BTW), but while I review Twitter accounts, I pay attention to the captions. In Eva’s case, she sticks with the general stuff – would you like to spank my ass, do you like my tits, and that sort of thing. An unkeen eye would say that the notty stunner just uploads a pic and writes whatever shit occurs to her at the given moment, but a pro knows that all of this posting is deliberate.
Although Eva doesn’t share her secrets, fears, and everyday routines with her followers, she does go above and beyond to inform them about every existing and upcoming xxx project. Eva Notty is a part of OnlyFans, where she has posted 1.5K photos and over 200 videos. To view her content on OF, you’ll have to pay for the subscription without having the chance to test the waters before you make the payment. With twitter.com/evanotty, all of that changes. Loads of previews and photos that are on Eva’s OnlyFans are on her Twitter account too. While, on the one hand, it is free content, on the other one, it is a great preview of all the exclusive things that the star offers on the popular content-sharing platform.
Where the fuck have you been all this time?
On one of the platforms where Eva is a member, she described herself as a gentle, genuine, sophisticated lady with nice manners. She claims to be a well-traveled, intelligent person. Damn, is this the female version of the Dude?! She is almost as hardworking as me, she loves fucking, and she knows that social media platforms are a great promo weapon when in the right hands! Even more stoked about twitter.com/evanotty!
Eva Notty tweeted around 26K times since she joined the platform in 2009. Roughly speaking, she has been rocking the web joint for thirteen years! I did some math and came to the conclusion that Eva posts around five times each day, or around 160 times each month. Of course, this is not set in stone, and the numbers vary, but the point is that you’ll never get tired of twitter.com/evanotty and never run out of fapping material!
Are you waiting for a discount to unlock the MILF’s hot content?
One of belle’s recent posts informed her fans that a 20% discount on all her videos was on. That shit is long gone, so stop hyping around like a fucking idiot! What I want to say is that all followers of Notty will get regular notifications about the diva’s upcoming projects, discounts, promotions, and other stuff that the paying worshippers should be informed of.
You know what?! This blabbing about discounts is boring as hell! I can do whatever I fucking want on my website and write about whatever I find suiting, so I’m gonna whip my cock out, play Eva’s porn and tell you about it! Who the fuck cares about some promo shit if you don’t even know the slut’s dos and don’ts, right?! Andale!
I went with the one where the bomb is tied and unable to speak, but her dark eyes speak over a thousand words! A young fucker approaches her and shoves his prick down her throat to get it all wet and slippery before the drilling. Eva rides the prick and rubs her cunt, while her mega coconuts bounce up and down in a hypnotic rhythm.
I streamed a couple of flicks, and it turns out that all of them boast high production values, good camera work, and a serious level of hotness. The busty diva is a master of all fucking techniques, but somehow, it all comes down to her curves. She is one of those sluts whose ass you can’t stop looking at and the one that creeps into your wet dreams only to welcome your semen on her big nipples. Her ass is big, her nips are the size of Porsche headlights, and her twat is so tight and greedy that it devours all man-meat it can find. The least you can do for such a talented performer is to follow twitter.com/evanotty!
Get to know your favorite pornstar
The chances of your coming to read this review about a Twitter account of a person you know nothing of are rather slim. You are a hopeless wanker who goes around the web looking for anything that has to do with Eva. While I was writing this review, I noticed the chick was online on one of the xxx platforms. I don’t know her current location, but it is obvious that the hottie shares another thing with the famous Dude. We get inspired at the exact same time during the day, although we might be miles apart. I am bullshitting you, of course, but my point is that sometimes, little things like these can bring you closer to your favorite pornstar. Eva is more than a hole to bang, and the faster you learn that the sooner you’ll enjoy her hardcore work properly.
Eva Notty is a recognizable chick, mostly for her huge tits, but it’s not like she is too unique to fit into kinky roles. I’ve looked at more posts on twitter.com/evanotty and realized that she is as hot as a Little Red Riding Hood as she is in a role of a submissive sex slave who wants your handprint on her big ass. She looks great in front of a camera, and has the ability to transform herself into any object of your desire.
Twitter is more than meets the eye
When you think about it, there is nothing to lose. Eva is not gonna urge you into buying anything, and she is still gonna post tits upon tits every single day. While she is working on her body, curves, and talent, you are as free as a bird to feast your eyes on her promo images and short trailers that she sometimes uploads. C’mon hon, upload more of those! I don’t wanna wander around the web just to see your tight cunt in action! Do that, and the number of followers is gonna hit 1 million! This review is gonna help immensely too! While I’m busy writing and Eva is busy banging, you follow twitter.com/evanotty! That’s an order!