Have you seen my Twitter for PornDudeCasting yet? If you haven’t, well, you’re kind of missing out. The site is famous for their 280-word character limit, so you obviously ain’t going to get the kind of longform porno reviews you find here at ThePornDude. That’s fine, because I ain’t tweeting reviews. Nah, I’m posting on the same topic—hardcore pornography—but my angle is just a bit different.
Twitter.com is one of the biggest, most famous websites in the world, so I shouldn’t have to give them much of an introduction. As proud as I am about pulling millions of visitors a day for this humble little smut directory, Twitter’s getting over 7 billion visits a month, with around 300 million active users. If you’re giving out a ton of free casting porn samples, as I am, it seems like a great place to gain an audience. Are you ready to take a look at some sexy naked ladies, or should I keep talking about them for a while?
Tweets from the World-Famous PornDude
I was going to start this off with some modest bullshit about how I don’t like to toot my own horn, but I think you guys know me too well for that. Hell, tooting my own horn is literally how I started my whole online empire. I’ve been tooting it at free tubes, paysites, and anything adult-oriented on the web for nearly a decade now, earning myself a substantial following among porn fans and perverts. You know, my kind of people! I have a feeling you’re one of them.
In case you’ve been out of the loop, I launched PornDudeCasting at the tail end of 2020. I’d been living and breathing porno 24 hours a day for so long, learning what works and what doesn’t on a successful site, and I just couldn’t sit on that knowledge without doing anything. (I’ve actually been cataloging more of my porn-webmastering knowhow and resources over at PornWebmasters.com, if you’re interested in that sort of thing.) Promotion is one of the most important elements of running any sort of successful internet enterprise, so I signed up for Twitter as soon as I had PornDudeCasting up and running.
A year and a half later, I’ve got nearly 200,000 Twitter followers. I’m sure there are actually way more than that who stop by from time to time to check out the freebies, but they don’t want to publicly follow PornDudeCasting. Hey, I get it. We all like our privacy. The thing is, though, everybody knows you love porno because they all do, too. The ones who say they don’t are usually lying, to themselves and definitely to you.
Twitter.com recently made it just a little more difficult to see NSFW content on their platform. For registered users, you can still just change your settings to see all the grownup stuff. Unregistered visitors, however, can no longer just click the button to reveal hidden X-rated material. Fortunately, signup is quick and easy.
Maybe you’re just signing up for Twitter today to see my free samples, or maybe you’ve had an account for years. Either way, you may be wondering how you can get more followers. Well, my fine feathered friends, let me share with you my secret to gaining hundreds of thousands of Twitter followers. It’s all about giving away free, high-quality masturbatory content.
Let Me Tell You About My Free Porn
This Friday on PornDudeCasting, I’m releasing a video I shot with Chloe Temple. She’s a beautiful, talented woman and we had a great time, to say the least. The movie is 50 minutes long, full of fucking and sucking and footjobs and handies, ending with a creampie. The only bad news is that you’ve got wait until Friday to see it, and you’ve got to be a paid subscriber. Apologies to the impatient cheapskates in the audience.
It doesn’t matter if you’re broke on Twitter.com, though. You don’t get to see the whole scene, of course, but I posted a minute-long preview montage of Chloe’s visit. You get a peek of the piledriver, the foot-enhanced doggystyle, the aerial humping and a lot more. I keep the latest preview vid pinned at the top of the page, so you’ll always get a peek of whatever’s coming next.
I’m posting all the fucking time, too. Click that Follow button and you’ll see plenty of fresh nudes and dirty little snippets popping up in your feed, interrupting your usual daily diet of cat pics, conspiracy theories and celebrity opinions. Today I posted 46 seconds of Kay Lovely sucking my dick, and 32 seconds of banging Sophia Locke doggystyle in last week’s PornDudeCasting update. I miss a day here or there, especially if I’m busy shooting, but I usually post at least an update or two on the daily.
I usually tweet preview vids, but I’ve got a few other tricks up my sleeve, too. You also get some fun, sexy behind-the-scenes videos and bloopers. The other day I posted one of Chloe trying to just walk out of here butt-ass naked, leaving me alone to jack off. Thankfully, I’ve got a lot more videos to watch while I’m at it.
I’ve got pics, too. I’ve always been a fan of classy nude photos, so I try to capture the natural beauty of these chicks and the vibe they give off. I’ve got shots of Sophia Locke picking me up off the floor, Ana Foxxx posing in a PornDude shirt, and Riley Reign getting her boobs felt by a huge-headed, bespectacled porn mascot while she grabs his dick.
A lot of Twitter users use the platform to scream their opinions at the world, but not me. I’ve got my own whole website for that, and you’re reading it. To me, the best tweets are the ones you can jack off to, so it really is my goal to give you something titillating every single time. You can count on it.
Oh, and Let’s Talk About the Girls
At the end of the day, the real selling points of the PornDudeCasting Twitter page are the same selling points at PornDudeCasting itself. For one thing, you get yours truly, the world’s most recognizable porn scholar and professional masturbator. I know most of you ain’t actually shaking your dick at pictures of me, though. No, the real stars of the show on both Twitter and my paysite are the women.
Whether you subscribe to the real thing or just crank it to the Twitter feed, you’re going to see a steady parade of beautiful pornstars and talented, up-and-coming amateurs. Besides the girls I’ve already mentioned, I’ve tweeted Ella Reese blowing me, Avery Black getting stuffed, Savannah Bond doing it doggystyle, and Nicole Kitt getting her ass smacked while doing the same.
If I’ve banged her on the PornDudeCasting couch, you’ll see her on the Twitter feed. From Misha Cross to Lily Lou, Eliza Ibarra to Maddy May, Jasmine Wilde to Destiny Cruz, it’s my mission to bang them all and then show you guys the exquisite footage. We can’t all be PornDudes, I know, but you can still live vicariously through me.
Another thing I like about Twitter.com in general is just the interaction. It is a social media site, after all, designed to help people share media socially. That means you can interact with me and pornstars. Reina Heart recently tweeted a short video of my sperm all over her face, saying, “Rt if you’d leave your babies on my pretty face.” I did, as did another 135 fans, and a few more commented to say things like, “I’d flood you with my semen from head to toe.”
I think Twitter sometimes gets kind of a bad rap. Personally, I avoided it for years, thinking it was just some boring-ass platform for firing off a couple angry sentences at a time. Turns out, the thing is fucking full of free porn if you know where to look. My account for PornDudeCasting is a great place to start, but I certainly ain’t running the only porn brand with a Twitter presence. Check out who I’m Following for pornstars, expos, and a few other treats.
So, what are you waiting for? If you’ve been interested in PornDudeCasting but haven’t pulled the trigger on a membership yet, my Twitter feed will give you some more to think about. Even if you’re a bum without a cent to your name, I’m posting enough free previews to keep your hands busy for a while, all starring some of the most beautiful and sexually talented pornstars in the business. It’s win/win for everyone, my dudes.