So this site called Tits-Guru is all about tits. Now, they have this game that I immediately played and it was a game where I had to guess if the boobs were fake or not. They gave me 20 pictures and I nailed them all. I thought that I did at least when the result came out. The “guru” told me that I got the rank of Genin (lower ninja) which means that I got the lowest rank of the ninja! What kind of a bullshit is this?! TPD is like a doctor for breasts! I could spot real from fake like a sniper like a hawk notices a snake crawling in the bushes and these assholes give me the rank of whatever the rank is, genin or something. Git-da-fuck-outta-he’!
Now that I calmed down, I checked out Tits Guru. I forgave them for being so ignorant, for not having a proper game for TPD, the king of rating beautiful boobs, so I moved further. The initial impression was that the site looked clean enough. White background and pictures of busty chicks always work good no matter what. The way that the site works is that they have pictures of half-naked babes, showing off their breasts. You get to guess what cup size the lady is, are the boobs real or fake and you can like the pic or dislike it.
For one reason or another, I clicked on the girl with the big boobs and a bigger pic popped up, which was cool since the ones that are on the homepage are small. I like it when they are big and in your face. With that one move, I discovered that some of the models have a bio posted up so now that I went in deep, I wanted to see if there were some videos or at least gifs of these beauties. Sure enough, the gifs were posted on the site so you could see a whole column of unbelievable boobs gifs. They look very cool and are my fav on the site. On another note, the videos are available too but on their partner sites, so it is not like you will see exclusive Tits-Guru.com boobs, you will get a redirect to a RedTube or some other porn tube.
So, the site offered so many boobs that at one point I lost track of the time that it took me to write this review. There are so many boobs that you too will feel dizzy at times. I was searching for a part of the site that stood out, that gave you that bite that would make you come back again for more since just posting pics and gifs is not enough. This is cool for like teenagers who are just learning how their bodies work and all of that, but for full grown adults, this is just thin. So, I found the “celeb” part of the site that did the deed.
The header tabs gave me the opportunity to check out the best pics, the categories, new boobs, which means freshly uploaded pictures, that the users submit but there was the celebs section. Now, I checked it out and it wasn’t like Hollyweird celebs or nothing like that but it was the adult star celebs. You got the brief info about them that’s followed by a roll of their nudies. This was enough for me since I could enjoy these pics for some time to come.
The categories also did a great job since there are so many categories revolving around boobs that I didn’t know existed. When you say “boobs” that’s a category right there. Big, small, those are the sub-niches. But as it turns out you can see boobs in all kinds of scenarios and ways. This was enough for me to spend some time on Tits-Guru.com and along with beating that game that I supposedly lost to, Tits-Guru.com made me stay on their site longer than I initially anticipated.
Tits-Guru.com is a very simple site with a very simple idea behind it, boobs. No rocket science behind it just playing on men’s eons-old love for breasts. The site is nicely done, it’s not trying to be anything else than it already is and they even engage the users enough that you end up staying longer than needed, like myself. I warmly suggest you check out Tits-Guru.com for the site that they are. don’t expect to be dazzled by the explicitness of the pics, they are erotic at the most but it is the delivery that carries beauty in it. Check it out and enjoy all the boobs you want.