The Porn Map! How nice would it be to have a map that pointed you to all of the porn you could find on the Internet? What kind of cartographer do you have to be to get a job like that, anyway? Does it involve mapping out perfect titties and wet pussies? Because if so, you know I’m all fucking in!
That’s the promise behind The Porn Map. Even though it’s not a literal paper map that you keep in your glove box for road trips, it’s still a guide that introduces you to all kinds of porn you never knew about. If you have a specific type of pornography that you want to beat off to, you will find it all here on The Porn Map. So take a look around and find a website you’ve never heard of before and get off to the genres that make you horny as fuck!
Over 2250 sites reviewed
The lifeblood of any porn review site lies in the numbers. After all, what is the point of visiting a porn review site when there aren’t any sites reviewed in the first place? It would be like trying to fuck a hot bitch, only to realize that her pussy is only open between the hours of 4 – 5 am. You know, the time of the morning when your penis doesn’t fucking work.
Fortunately, this kind of shit is not exactly the case when it comes to The Porn Map. There are over 2250 sites reviewed on the porn review site. And besides, this number is bound to change because The Porn Map reviews all kinds of porn sites all the fucking time. They are busy, as they are whacking until they can’t jizz anymore, all in the name of giving you quality reviews. So go over to the site, tickle their ball sack a bit, and show them your fucking appreciation!
When you land on the homepage, you may also find some active deals. For example, my horny ass reviewed the porn site around the time of Black Friday. And guess what? Well, there was a fuck load of Black Friday sales on the homepage. The sales were available for several different porn brands, including Brazzers, TeamSkeet, LetsDoeIt, Mofos, and more.
If you love AAA porn and want hot deals on porn memberships, you will find them on the main page. When popular mainstream porn brands have sales, it’s good to know that you can sometimes find them just from the homepage. Click on one of the deals, and you will be redirected to that brand’s page, where you can buy a membership.
Another way that The Porn Map impressed me was how there were so many supported languages. You can browse The Porn Map in your own native language. It’s as easy as going to the top of the homepage, finding the drop-down menu on the right side of the page, and selecting the language you want to browse. Click on it, and The Porn Map will automatically translate into that specific language.
I found supported languages like Korean, Spanish, Russian, Japanese, Italian, French, and more. So try it out for yourself, and see how convenient it can be to browse for the hot porn sites that get you off in your own native language. It could not be easier and makes finding that perfect porn site accessible as fuck!
Browse by preferred pornstar type
Here is a twist on a porn review site. As you already know from looking through all of the porn sites that I review on ThePornDude, these kinds of websites are designed to help you to find the ideal porn site that will get you off. Whether that means you want to jerk off to Latinas, BBWs, piss videos, hentai, or something else entirely, the aim is to hold you by the balls and help you find that next great porn site in your life.
It is convenient as fuck. I know because I practically wrote the goddamn rules when it comes to these types of sites. But one thing that The Porn Map does quite a bit differently than other porn review sites is giving you the option to browse by a particular type of pornstars. They don’t simply give you a list of pornstars and hope you find someone who makes you want to jizz in your pants. Rather, they help you to find only the pornstars that match your fetish.
Here is how it works. Hover over the ‘pornstars’ tab at the top of the homepage. There, you will see a drop-down menu that has different types of pornstar categories you can search through. If you want to look through the best pornstars on The Porn Map, select ‘top pornstars’ to find the very best.
It’s also easy to look through various pornstars by ethnicity. Hover over on the ‘categories’ section once again, and choose from a couple of different pornstar types. You will find types of pornstars like big tits pornstars, Latina pornstars, German pornstars, Asian pornstars, and more. Click one of these pornstar types, and you will be redirected to a page that has a few different sections featuring the pornstar you want to watch. The page has the pornstar types you selected, categorized in a few different ways, like pornstars recently added, top-rated pornstars, and the best porn sites featuring those types of pornstars.
When you find a pornstar that you want to watch, click on their thumbnail. You will see a profile with information about the pornstar, including their date of birth, place of birth, body type, an external site to learn even more about them, and most importantly, where you can watch their content. It’s a great way to learn about your favorite pornstars, to find information about new favorites, and most importantly, a convenient way to start watching content featuring a favorite right away!
Decent selection of categories
Perhaps you don’t want to browse via a particular type of pornstar, and you want to browse by porn genres instead. If that is the fucking case, finding the perfect porn site for a specific genre that will make you cum by the truckload isn’t hard at all. In fact, it’s easy as fuck!
To look through all of the categories, and once again hover over the ‘categories’ section. This will unveil a selection of categories available for you to explore. You can look through categories like Asian, lesbian, BBW, Indian, shemale, and so much more. It is actually a decent selection of categories that should cover most bases. Though, it isn’t perfect.
I would have liked to have seen an amateur porn category listed on The Porn Map. As it stands, there seems to be too much of an emphasis on AAA pornography. Not that there is anything wrong with it. I happen to enjoy premium top-shelf pornography. The production value when the camera zooms in on a tight soaking cunt fucking blows anything that an amateur can create!
Still, there are those horny fuckers out there that want to jerk off to amateur pornography. And there are tube sites that offer a ton of this kind of porn anyway. So The Porn Map needs to consider adding an amateur category and other categories like hentai and more.
Even though there need to be a tad more categories listed on The Porn Map, it is still easy as hell to find the types of porn sites that you are interested in. This is because each category splits the porn site results into two sections: premium and free. So, for example, if you click the ‘BBW porn sites’ section at the top of the homepage, you will find sections devoted to premium and free porn sites, respectively.
With VR recommendations along with reviews constantly getting added to the porn review site all the fucking time, you are going to love what you find on The Porn Map. It could use a few more categories and a change of font (seriously, what the fuck is up with the italicized font all over the goddamn place), but you visit these types of sites for the fucking information. In that regard, The Porn Map is a resounding success story! Keep it up, mother fucker!
Suggestions
The Porn Map is a porn review site that features reviews of some of the hottest porn sites out there. Whether you want free or premium porn sites, The Porn Map has you covered. Unfortunately, the categories are not that varied, as they only cater to AAA pornography.
There need to be categories added, like amateur, hentai, and more. Perhaps that will happen in due time. But for what The Porn Map is at the moment, it works – and works well!