Look, even though their behavior often makes us sing the 2010 Exodus song Burn. Hollywood, Burn, it’s hard to deny that many of the world’s celebrities equally make our cocks hard and leave us unable to fight our inner temptation and picture what they look like naked and doing some downright perverted sexual stuff.
But, my fellow porn fan, what the fuck are you imagining for? Did nobody tell you that celebrities are just like you and me and love to get down and dirty as everybody does? I’m not sure I believe you, Porn Dude; it’s hard to see your average celebrity on a porn site doing the same shit my favorite pornstars do. I hear you cry. Listen here, Negative Nancy, it’s a lot easier than you might expect. You’re probably just looking in the wrong places.
I’ve been around since the foundations of modern porn were first laid and have been ringside (literally) through some of its stickiest highlights. But did you think I’d overlook the filthiest sexual antics of the world’s most well-known celebrities that have been caught on camera? Not fuckin’ likely!
I’ve fapped to Kim Kardashian’s interracial sex tape masterpiece more times than I can count, and don’t even get me started when it comes to the amount of damage I’ve done to my cock while watching Pamela Anderson’s VHS-era porn masterpiece. As a result, I’ve become the go-to guy for discovering the best places to see celebrities going wild and the places you should avoid at all costs.
Today, my journey through celebrity tits and famous pussies takes me to a site called TheFappening.pro. Its name sounds ominous, and it’s said to be one of the wildest corners of the internet when it comes to seeing celebrities going wild. However, I was keen to know if it was all it was cracked up to be. Yep, it’s time for a classic Porn Dude review, TheFappening.pro, so pull your cum-stained socks up!
Now, will TheFappening.pro be a site that’ll impress me more than seeing pictures that confirm the weird-ass blonde chick from Die Antwoord is as sexually freaky as you’d imagine her to be? Or will it be an experience worse than waiting four hours to download what you think is Kim Kardashian’s big black cock beatdown only to find out it’s actually a 4K snap of Till Lindemann’s cock?
Let’s find out!
What is TheFappening.pro?
TheFappening.pro is a website dedicated to all manner of erotic content centered around the world’s celebrities. Do you want to see 26 photos of Bill Gates sneaking at Mischa Barton’s cleavage? You’ll find it here.
Maybe you want to jerk off to Elle MacPherson sunbathing on a yacht with her gorgeous tits hanging out? This site will likely have you covered. But for the love of Christ, I’d highly advise you to jerk off to the second example rather than the first. I respect all kinks, but not cumming over Bill Gates’ unbridled lust!
According to Wayback Machine, TheFappening.pro can trace its roots back to 2017 and has gone on to build a pretty impressive array of celebrity porn and erotica in a relatively short time. Now, without further ado, let’s slide balls-deep into the kind of smut this site offers!
What’s the Content Like on TheFappening.pro?
When it comes to the NSFW celebrity content on TheFappening.pro, it’s hard to explain it all at once. This site is home to a massive spectrum of erotic content. For example, you only have to look at their list page, where you’ll be given a literal alphabet of celebrities to choose from, ranging from A for Abbey Clancy and Amouranth to Z for Zahara Davis and Zoe Kravitz.
So, where the fuck do you actually begin? You and your cock are undoubtedly overwhelmed at this point but try to calm him down because I”m here to help. I didn’t need to ask twice when it came to browsing through this site’s entire portfolio of celebrity-focused filth to find the highlights and, with a cock as red as a dress at The Oscars, it’s time to introduce you to the highlights I found!
● Mikaela Spielberg – Fellas, have you ever seen Steven Spielberg’s big titty daughter? This mixed-race 23-year-old has some of the finest tits you’ll ever see, and guess what? She’s started making her own porn, and TheFappening.pro covered it! I’m sorry, Steven, I love your work, but my cock comes first, and your daughter’s gigantic milkers are way too good to resist. I’d love to wrap my Jaws around her erect nipples before sliding into her dripping wet pussy and shouting ‘’Jurassic Park!’’ as I cum inside her before hastily leaving and saying, ‘’Catch Me if You Can!’’.
● Yolandi Visser from Die Antwoord – The instantly-recognisable face of the bizarre South African group Die Antwoord looks like she’d be able to give you extra-terrestrial levels of sex in the bedroom, and these pictures confirm it! This alien-looking chick looks being photographed naked and has a smoking hot body covered in tattoos. Better yet, she’s also a wild card on stage and can’t help flashing her pussy at the crowd. A great way to boost a slump in ticket sales!
● Abigail Shapiro – If you have ever seen a pair of milkers that make you scream out, ‘’Awooga!’’, then you’ll appreciate those of Ben Shapiro’s incredibly well-formed sister. TheFappening.pro has collected a badass series of snaps of Abigail with her gorgeous tits in all their glory. Her brother was notorious for saying, ‘’Facts don’t care about your feelings’’. Well, Ben, me neither, and the fact is your sister has some of the most wank-worthy milkers I’ve ever seen!
The Design of the Site
Ok, it’s time to talk about the site’s design. Don’t get your hopes up because TheFappening.pro is very bare bones and looks more boring than the fat chick cock blocking you from her smoking hot friend at the club. Nevertheless, let’s delve deeper into it!
TheFappening.pro uses a basic WordPress-style blog design and starts off with the site’s name in a generic font and a hashtag before it. This is then followed by a ten-link main menu that takes users to the homepage, the extensive list of celebrities to explore, their contact page, and more.
The site’s homepage then displays a series of the site’s posts that seem to be randomized rather than a collection of the latest posts. This main feed is bordered on the right-hand side by a sidebar stuffed with widgets showcasing stuff like the latest comments added to the site, famous celebrities to explore, featured posts, and a handful of third-party ads.
In the site’s footer, you can find all the boring stuff, like terms of use and disclaimers, alongside a horizontal menu of links leading users to some of the most instantly-recognizable celebrities currently being searched for on TheFappening.pro.
What I Like Most About it
When it comes to porn and erotica of famous personalities and celebrities, this site is jam-packed with content. The beauty is that not all of it is 100% explicit, and some of it truly is, so you never know what you will find. Overall, this makes exploring through the various posts a shit load of fun.
It might not have explicit categories, but it does have a handy alphabetical list of well-known celebrities featured on the site, including some very obscure ones. So, chances are, you won’t have trouble finding the kind of smut you’re seeking on here.
Having a contact page is a crucial part of any site, yet it’s an area that so many web admins fail to cover. TheFappening.pro, on the other hand, has added a damn fine contact page that lets you reach out to the admins via various communication channels. However, it’s arguably one of the lamest positives an NSFW site can have.
What I Don’t Like
My main issue with the site was the immensely dull site design. The content can be wild, but this isn’t reflected in the site’s design. It looks sterile, and it’s clear that next to zero effort has gone into the design as it lacks creativity.
Navigation of the site is far from smooth, too, because there are no instantly relatable categories for people to choose from, such as sex tapes, topless sunbathing, etc. There is a search bar, but it’s not the easiest to find as it’s a small one tucked away in the sidebar. This would be better placed in the header of the site.
Also, I found that most of the site’s ads were blatantly blocked by my antivirus. Not a good look, my dudes.
Suggestions I Have for TheFappening.pro
Beef up the overall design of the site because it looks dull as fuck as it stands now. Switch the color scheme to match the site’s vibe, get a custom logo made to make it pop when new visitors arrive, and format it better so that users can easily navigate through the different categories.
Reassess which third-party ads you’re putting on the site. When an antivirus blocks them automatically and imprints a warning message on your site, it doesn’t leave a good impression on your visitors.
Conclusion
If you’re looking for a virtual alphabet of celebrities going wild exposing their tits, flashing their pussy, and doing everything in between, then TheFappening.pro is a great place to find it. However, while their content might be a dick-hardening adventure, their overall site design is boring as fuck. Oh, and don’t click any ads on their site, according to my antivirus!