Teen Mega World describes itself as the Best Teen Porn Network, which is a pretty bold claim, the kind of possible exaggeration I see every day as a reviewer of Internet pornography. By the numbers, they aren’t pulling quite as many masturbators as big-name competitors like TeamSkeet, though they’re certainly not languishing in obscurity either. They’ve been around since 2005, which counts for a lot. Back then, people thought MySpace would be around forever, but when’s the last time you jerked off to your stepsister’s selfies on that antiquated social-media graveyard?
Still going strong after all these years, TeenMegaWorld.com offers premium membership access to dozens of sites under one banner, for one price. I’m a fucking huge fan of the network paysite model because you tend to get a ton of bangs for your buck. And if these guys have been around this long, it’s probably because they’ve got something worth shaking your dick at. My mission today is to find out for sure.
Sexy Teens Doing Sexy Teen Stuff
TeenMegaWorld sure looks like a quality joint. The landing page has a familiar look, featuring a tight grid of thumbnails of teen blowjobs, doggy style bangs, pussy eating, and even some bondage, interspersed with Special Offers and JOIN NOW buttons. I was worried this would be all the previews we get, but that JOIN button led to a more robust tour area, with more to look at.
At the top of the screen, preview shots from some of the featured flicks slid by, enticing me with redheads riding cock, brunettes getting their pussies eaten, and a sweet young 18+ thing on all fours, getting drilled from behind. TeenMegaWorld isn’t working with the biggest names in the business, but the girls are all uniformly sexy Euro models and amateurs. Like it says in the title, they lean young, though they’re “teen” in the porn sense of the word; a lot of these women are probably in their twenties but still have that ripe look.
They’ve got free video previews out front, so naturally, I wanted to take a look. The one-minute sneak peek for Love Juice All Over Her Belly stars a dark-haired young babe named Stefany Kyler, who’s enjoying a coffee and a kiss with a dude in a car in the flick’s reality-porn opening. The montage quickly segues to a living-room fuck scene, where Stefany gets her pussy eaten on the couch before getting it stuffed in her cooter from a few different angles. Unfortunately, we don’t get to see that titular Love Juice All Over Her Belly, but I have a feeling I know how this one ends.
One of the big selling points at Teen Mega World is just the sheer variety of teen porn on the menu. Even sticking to the latest stuff on the preview page, I see solo scenes, doggy-style hookups, facials, and lesbians. There are also threesomes, babes getting fucked up the ass, old dudes smashing young ladies, and even a growing selection of VR movies. After you get bored of shaking your dick at your laptop, you can slap on your sex helmet and get lost in some deeply immersive 3D smut.
Cheaper Than a Ticket to Europe
It all looked pretty damn enticing and boner-inducing, so I clicked another JOIN NOW button to find the signup page. Over there, I found a small list of perks, and they sound pretty fucking good. They’re selling the size of the collection, focusing on just how much content you’re getting for that ticket price, and it really is a doozy. For one thing, they’re selling you access to over 30 sites. I already know a handful of them from the tour, and they’ve got some good themes: there’s TeenSexMovs, RawCouples, Anal-Beauty, and TrickyMasseur, just to name a few. This isn’t a big-name network with a ton of brands everybody will recognize, but again, it’s a lovely variety and a lot of porn.
Sometimes you sign up for porn networks with a bunch of sites and then find out only a few of them are really active. However, that doesn’t seem to be the case here because Teen Mega World is putting out new content every day. I like my paysites to have at least one update per week, and these guys are apparently just fucking killing it.
Remember I stated that TeenMegaWorld.com has been around since 2005? Well, I bet some of you brainiacs out there started crunching the numbers when I mentioned that rapid release rate. According to the signup page, they’ve currently got over 5000 exclusive videos. I don’t care how much Viagra you’re snorting, my dudes, but you aren’t going to crank your way through the whole stash anytime soon.
They may have a bunch of sites under the Teen Mega World umbrella, but it still costs the same thirty bucks a month as any other paysite or premium network. See what I’m saying about network subscriptions? This is for the pervs who get their lube at Costco and appreciate a bargain, for sure, but what about for the connoisseurs of fine pornography? The sample I watched got me all hard and drippy, but would the member’s area hold up to that? There was only one way to find out!
Watch Teen Couples Going Raw
Once I got inside TeenMegaWorld.com, it was just a matter of deciding where to start my fap test. I went to the Network Sites list first to explore my options. The VR stuff looks hot, but I didn’t want to take the time to download some movies and set up my VR gizmo. Creampie Angels, Dirty Doctor, and Squirting Virgin all had killer setups, too, as did GagNGape, TeenStarsOnly, and Teens3Some.
Ultimately, I decided it’d be best to just start with some of the freshest material. Deep Surprise On All Fours was added just a few days ago under their RawCouples brand, with young amateur couples getting it on. It’s a half-hour fuck flick starring a little cutie named Kira. I don’t know what language they’re speaking as the film opens, but there are subtitles so you can follow along at home.
I honestly didn’t really pay attention to the dialog as they held hands and flirted in the opening moments. Skipping ahead a few minutes, I found a make-out session that quickly turned to heavy petting, which then rapidly transformed into a blowjob. The girl’s got good technique with her hands and mouth. I opened her profile page in another tab; she’s got a handful of movies on Teen Mega World that I may have to go back and watch later.
The dude in the scene reciprocates with some head-giving of his own before stuffing his semi-hard boner in her snatch. I don’t know if the dude has stage fright or what because I’m hard as a fucking rock watching this cutie. He finds his groove while sticking her from behind, Kira moaning the whole time as she licks her fingers and rubs her pussy. The entire show picks up steam as they move into the doggy position. Kira (18+) looks fantastic with her ass in her air and all that young, perfect flesh showing.
It’s a hot enough scene that I’m sure some of you will take advantage of the TeenMegaWorld download policy. Members can save whatever the hell they want for later, so go ahead and fill your porn fridge up with all the leftovers. Given the vast overall collection, the download situation makes this an ideal membership for anybody looking to build their offline porn stash in a hurry.
Really, my only issue with TeenMegaWorld was some bandwidth issues I ran into when I was trying to get to the signup page. It was a minor setback, just a couple of minutes of waiting until the page would load again, and then I was able to get inside. These guys have been around long enough that I have to assume that was just a fluke. The movies sure streamed smoothly, which is obviously way more important than quickly reaching the signup page.
At the end of the day, TeenMegaWorld.com lives up to its name and longstanding reputation. They don’t have the big names or star-power as some of the American porn networks, but that’s arguably one of the reasons they’ve stuck around so long and bang out as much porn as they do. The economics of Euro porn means you tend to get a killer bang for your buck compared to a lot of their Los Angeles or Florida counterparts, and this site is a fine example of that. So if you’re looking for a ton of 18+ teen porn for a reasonable price, check these guys out.