TampaBukkake! Bukkake is an interesting thing. First of all, I’m surprised it came from Japan. It sounds like some shit that would come from Florida. Second, I’m surprised it has a name. It could have gone unnamed and just been how gang bangs end.
Instead, bukkake has gained a life of its own. It became its own entity with its own fanbase. If it didn’t already exist, I would assume that not very many men want to stand inches away from a dozen guys all cumming, but I would have been wrong. It turns out that a lot of dudes want that shit.
That’s not to say that the average guy walking down the street is into bukkake. I think bukkake guys all have a similar look about them. Generally, they appear a bit inbred. Sort of like they live in a dilapidated trailer and don’t know how to read very well. That’s why I’m talking shit. I know they don’t have the reading comprehension levels to understand what I’m saying.
My Bukkake Jesus Theory
What I think is actually happening with these red-neck bukkake guys is that they’re gay, but they’ve been brainwashed by the evils of religion to think being gay is wrong. Then, in a classic twist of religious reasoning, they figure twelve dudes busting a nut on one bitch is perfectly fine. That’s why Jesus had twelve disciples. That way, when Mary Magdalene was around, they could provide her with a gallon of cum while lighting a fag on fire. It’s the Lord’s work.
That’s enough theology for the day. Let’s talk about TampaBukkake. I think Tampa is the perfect city to be the home of bukkake. It looks like God bukkaked all over Tampa and left it to rot in the sun until the cum became fetid and rancid. Tampa is a shit Satan took in Mother Nature’s mouth.
He Has the Meats
Therefore there is no better place for Dirty D to call home. Dirty D runs his own porn network that includes Tampa Bukkake amongst many other gang bang-themed sites. Dirty D looks just as you expect him to. He is the guy I described a few paragraphs ago. I don’t think he is an avid reader, his parents may be cousins, and to be completely honest, he looks like how Arby’s smells.
While under most circumstances, those would all be bad things, in this case, it’s great. You guys will have no problem putting yourself into Dirty D’s shoes because he is one of you. He is you if you had the gumption to do something about your pathetic lifestyle. Let me tell you something. If dirty D can get pussy, anybody can get pussy. You just need to start your own porn site.
However, Dirty D isn’t only in it for the pussy. He is also making money, so know that Tampa Bukkake is a paid premium porn site. The money isn’t just for him, though. These bitches would never agree to fuck Dirty D unless the pay was on point. If I were one of the young ladies being railed out by Dirty D, I would require more than my usual payment.
Tampa Bukkake offers two membership levels for possible subscribers to choose from. The first is a thirty-day membership for $29.95. I don’t know about you, but thirty bucks is a bit expensive for me. It’s not that I couldn’t afford it. It’s that I subscribe to a million fucking porn sites, so I can’t be adding to that number all willy-nilly.
The web design on Tampa Bukkake is nothing special. It’s optimized for mobile use, so the desktop version is surrounded by a large border. Despite being optimized for mobile use, the site looks like it was designed twelve years ago.
That’s fine with me, though, because the place is packed with seventy thousand photos and over two hundred and fifty videos. That should be enough porn to keep you occupied for the foreseeable future.
Let the Games Begin
Speaking of content, let’s check some out, starting with “Hot Wife Gang Bang Bukkake Party.” Carly is a hot wife that Dirty D has been fucking the shit out of lately. Up to this point, the most men she has fucked at once are two. Today Dirty D and his crew are about to more than triple that number.
Dirty helps Carly out of her dress while the rest of the gang fondles her tits and ass. The moment she is naked, she drops and begins sucking Dirty D’s cock. Eventually, she works her way down the entire line of gents, getting a taste of everyone’s cock.
Once everyone has had their fill of oral, the pussy fucking begins. Each man patiently waits his turn to fuck Carly’s hole while feeling her up and jerking off to stay hard.
After a couple of rounds, the guys are ready to bust, and Carly lets each guy cum on her face until Dirty D himself busts down her ass crack. Needless to say, this bitch could use a shower of something besides cum. Perhaps soapy water.
Next up is “Wife Ass Banging Bukkake Party,” starring Kathy. Kathy is a hot wife visiting Dirty D to get bukkaked by the master. Her husband is a bit of a stickler, though. He only lets other men use her asshole. Never her pussy. The pussy is for him alone.
To help fill out his crew, Dirty D invited some website members over. I have to mention that one of them looks like he could be Dirty D’s brother Clean D.
Dirty D and the guys strip off all her clothes and admire her pierced nipples and shaved pussy. She looks like a fucking snack. Kathy can see how much she is turning the guys on, so she, one by one, sucks each of their dicks. From what I can tell from the looks on the gent’s faces, she knows what the fuck she is doing with her mouth.
Once Carly has the guys on the ropes, she offers her asshole to be fucked. Dirty steps up to the plate first and ends up slinging some mega ropes all over her face. Once he is done, each man takes his turn and busts a nut in her mouth. If she swallowed all of those, she won’t need dinner tonight.
Airtight Abortion
That brings us to “Anal Pregnant Bukkake Bang Party,” starring Mary Jane. No. Not that Mary Jane. Although, judging by this chick’s white bitch dreadlocks, she is familiar with the other kind of Mary Jane.
Mary Jane’s pregnancy has made her one horny little slut who can’t stop thinking about cock. Not to say she wasn’t horny before. The bitch doesn’t even know who the baby daddy is. However, what she does know is how to fuck.
To take this gang bang to the next level, Dirty D chains her to a table so she can’t escape the cum onslaught about to befall her. Today, all of this bitches holes are getting used. Do you know what it’s called when a bitch has a cock in her mouth, asshole, and pussy at the same time? It’s called airtight. This bitch was so airtight I’m afraid her baby may have suffocated. I don’t think that is a medically accepted method for abortion.
One by one, her holes coax each man into dumping their load on top of her. Good thing she is already preggo, or she might have had another spin the bottle baby daddy.
I have to say, considering Mary Jane’s situation, she is awfully upbeat. From what I can tell, the reality of her life is not setting in. Here she is, pregnant, getting railed out by objectively ugly guys who are only connected by a porn website they all subscribe to. She has no idea who her baby daddy is, and I assume this is her new job now. She must be smoking more weed than I thought possible.
Finally, that brings us to “Two Girl Bukkake Tryout,” starring Deanna and Angie. Deanna brought her friend Angie who is curious about bukkake but also nervous, so she didn’t want to do it alone. Fortunately, Dirty D is the perfect man to introduce a newbie to the joy of cum. By the time he and his team are done with her, she will be a full-blown bukkake addict.
Tampa Bukkake is a lot of things, but one of those things is not classy. Nothing with “Tampa” in the title should ever be thought of as classy. But to be fair, could anything make bukkake elegant?
My primary complaint with Tampa Bukkake is the aged web design. It looks like Dirty D built the place himself, which I wouldn’t recommend. I don’t think this guy can read, let alone build a website.
There is nothing left for you gents to do but bukkake your tissue box while watching Dirty D crush puss.