Sxy Pix picked a pretty strong fucking name if you ask this jaded internet pervert. They tell you in the title what they’re dealing in, and then they drop a vowel in that modern style, joining the likes of Flickr, Grindr, MNDFL, and The Weeknd. There’s a whole lesson on branding to be had here, and I think they nailed it; that name is going to stick in my head a whole lot better than some random video-sharing site with a generic title like FreeHotSexVideosTube. Hell, some might say it’s almost as good a way to sell your brand as a hilarious, big-dicked, porn-watching mascot with a giant head.
SxyPix.com is a new free site full of – you guessed it – sexy pics. It’s fascinating to me as a smut historian how still photographs have maintained their popularity in a world of increasingly hardcore, increasingly high-resolution video. Of course, the VR shit will drop you right into a bed with a pornstar, but photos often require at least a little bit of imagination on your part. It’s a classic format, though, and sometimes you just want to look at naked women. Well, my horny friends, that’s precisely what I’m about to do.
Just How Sxy Are These Pix?
The first thing I saw when I pulled up Sxy Pix was, well, sexy pics. There’s a chick with huge cleavage hanging out of a mechanic’s uniform, a sexy glasses-wearing secretary lounging in a chair and showing off a lot of leg, and a fully naked young 18+ brunette posing in a bed, and that’s just listing off what I see in the top row. The rest of the page follows the theme, with lingerie-clad MILFs, bikinied lesbians, hairy-muffed Euro babes, and naturally, a few 18+ schoolgirls here and there.
It doesn’t take me long to notice a few things that I like. Well, besides all the beautiful women, I mean. For one thing, they’re drawing material from a range of high-quality sources. That chick dressed as a mechanic has a Brazzers logo near her feet, and the secretary represents Naughty America. Scrolling down the scene, I see other SxyPix from Private, BangBros, MetArt, and RealityKings, just to name a few. These are big names known for the quality of their content, which is always a good sign.
It goes without saying that the big-name studios tend to work with some big-name talent, and that’s another thing that pops out at me. On the front page, I quickly spot girls like Riley Reid and Abella Danger. Oh, and look, there are a few Sxy Pix galleries of Angels Youngs, who I had the pleasure of getting to know quite intimately over at PornDudeCasting.
All in all, it’s a lovely mix of big-time and up-and-coming pornstars, plus a fair share of amateurs. (Just to be clear, though, the photography itself is not amateur. There’s clearly a high set of standards here, and it doesn’t look like they accept iPhone shots.) The girls come in different shapes, sizes, and colors, but they’re fucking fapworthy, to say the least. I’ve been dripping in my drawers since I pulled up the site.
Give Me All of Your Sxy Pix
I was so transfixed by all the sexy pics out front; it took me a minute to realize SxyPix.com actually has even more to offer than that. The front page isn’t a gallery of one-offs. Click on any image, and it’ll drop you off in a full gallery that might have hundreds of shots. Click on any of the big thumbnails in a gallery, and you’ll get an even bigger version, just like on every other photo site. One thing I really like about the interface here is the slider at the top of the page that lets you flip quickly to another section of the gallery.
One of my early misconceptions about SxyPix going in was that they were a nude site. I guess that’s technically true because these girls get naked, but there’s also a lot of full-on sex. As you might have guessed, those galleries from brands like Brazzers are from full porn scenes. So you typically get a bunch of photos of the girl posing by herself, followed by a bunch of pictures from the scene itself. (Depending on the site, the scene photos are usually screengrabs from the video rather than shots from a non-video camera.)
The fact that they’re doing porn and not just nudes comes with its own set of implications. I went looking for a Categories or Tags page to see if there was a list of kinky things these broads got up to. I didn’t find precisely what I wanted, but there is a leaderboard where you can see what’s trending. In between porn sites like Blacked and pornstars like Ava Addams, you’ll find some of the more popular categories on the site. It turns out I was right: there’s a pretty nice range of porn genres around here.
So what does it for you? The chances are they’ve got some Sxy Pix that’ll do the trick for you. There’s an extensive 18+ Teen section, a popular Anal aisle, and a well-stocked, well-aged MILF selection. The Solo category is more popular than it is elsewhere, perhaps owing to the fact that this is a photo site and not a video collection. There are BigTits and Ass, Threesomes and Pantyhose, Asians, and Latinas. There’s even an extensive Casting section, a topic I’ve learned a lot about recently.
Seeing the categories listed among the pornstars and porn sites, instead of on their own, really makes me wish there was a more conventional Categories page here. The leaderboard setup is neat because it shows you what other people are jerking off to, but masturbators aren’t necessarily looking for what’s popular. If you are looking for something in particular, I recommend just using that search bar. I got fappable results for all the search strings I tried, including feet, cosplay, BDSM, BBW, and voyeur. I even got a few hits for Hentai, though they weren’t what I expected.
Sxy Pix All Day and Night
The setup at SxyPix.com doesn’t make it all that easy to see how deep their collection is. I’m not even sure how the front page is sorted because it’s not entirely by date; the first girl on the front page was added three days ago, but the babe beside her was added 7 hours ago. On the other hand, I can tell they’re adding galleries all the damn time, and they have a ton of very giving perverts helping build up the collection. So if you’ve got some to share with the rest of the class, maybe you should consider signing up for an account.
Perhaps the biggest clue to the size of the library here is that leaderboard page I told you about. Beside each category, site, or pornstar is a Results column that tells you how many galleries they’ve got with that tag. Some of the numbers are fucking astounding. They’ve got 339 Abella Danger galleries, which is nice. They also have over 3,000 18+ Teen galleries, which will definitely keep you busy for a while. If you like Brazzers, your hands are going to be full because that category’s got over 5,000. Still, that’s nothing on MetArt, topping out at 9,207. Holy fuck.
Those big numbers are how I ended up wasting a couple of extra days writing this review. What can I say? They’re giving me endless photos of my favorite pornstars posing their perfect bodies before riding on cock and dining on sperm. What’s a dude supposed to do other than take some Me Time, a couple of bong hits, and a Viagra to keep the party going?
And in case it isn’t clear, I enjoyed my visit to SxyPix.com, where they’ve got tons of what it says on the label. The site’s got a nice setup for dirty photo delivery, and they’re definitely going to attract a lot of deviates with just the size and scope of the thing. I’d like to see them implement a better Tags or Categories index to make it a little easier to browse the selection, though I didn’t have any trouble finding what I wanted. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a sexy teacher photoset to whack off to.