What’s a real woman got that a Sex Doll Torso lacks? Well, besides a head, a personality, and an appetite for expensive dinners, I mean. All jokes aside, sometimes it just makes more sense to focus on getting exactly what you need instead of splurging on a whole-ass package. Dating is fun, but sometimes you just want some penile stimulation. Full-sized love dolls are great, but sometimes you just want a couple fuckable holes that won’t take up a whole closet or spot on the couch.
You understand where I’m coming from, right? If so, you’ll probably be interested in what this next website is hawking. SexDollTorso.com is a purveyor of—you guessed it—realistic sex doll torsos made from silicone and TPE. These guys have been in the high-end love doll game for more than a decade now, though they only established this particular brand in 2020. The site gets more than 25,000 visitors a month, which ain’t bad for something in a niche this deep. As much as I love smashing local Tinder chicks and the babes of PornDudeCasting, I’m always in the market for something new to stick my dick into. With that in mind, it seemed like a good day to do some window shopping.
Who Needs a Head When You’ve Got a Hole?
Sex dolls have come a long way since those weird-smelling inflatable numbers they sell at the porn store just off the highway. RealDoll changed the whole game back in the ‘90s and things have gotten steadily better ever since. Not only are the dolls getting more realistic every year, but they’re also a little more affordable, and society is perhaps a little bit more accepting of living with a full-sized synthetic partner in your home.
Of course, there are still some serious practical concerns. For one thing, we’re just not quite there as far as your silicone waifu being accepted by your family and friends. Sure, a perv like ThePornDude can keep a whole harem of lifelike bodies, but I ain’t hosting family Christmas dinner this year!
There are also the matters of cost and size. They’re cheaper than they used to be, sure, but a full-sized love doll is still a pretty big investment for the average masturbator, many times what you’d pay for the most premium Fleshlight. Once she arrives at your house, you’ve got to figure out where to keep her. If she’s not going to be out in the open, mingling with your cat and your company, you’d better have some room in the closet or under the bed.
Alternately, you could just go for one of the partial women of SexDollTorso. For one thing, they’re way cheaper than full-body dolls, with prices starting at under a hundred bucks. You save a lot of money when you don’t have to pay for arms, legs, and heads, and you save a lot of space, too. Some of these Sex Doll Torsos are around a foot tall and weigh in at under a hundred pounds, making them much easier to conceal if you ever convince a flesh-and-blood woman to come over. You wouldn’t want anyone to think you’re a weirdo or anything.
Like most sex doll shops, SexDollTorso.com offers free shipping, but only in the USA. Domestic orders are shipped from their US warehouse, though it’s unclear where else they have facilities. Outside of the United States and Australia, you may also be on the line for some duties and taxes. They ship to a nice range of countries, but you should check the list if these things are often prohibited in your corner of the globe; they’re not currently shipping to the Middle East or Asia, for example.
Sex Doll Torsos and Bent-Over Butts
Compared to the shops that sell full-sized dolls, the selection at SexDollTorso feels a little slim. I’m a little torn about this. On one hand, I like having a massive selection of anything to choose from. On the other hand, perhaps they don’t need such an expansive catalog here, if only because you don’t have to select options like faces or hair colors.
There is currently a couple dozen sex doll torsos in the catalog. They come in two main types. Most are shaped like an upright female torso, minus the extremities you’d normally expect from a human woman. They’ve also got a range of “Big Ass Sex Dolls”, which are exactly what they sound like. These are molded in a bent-over position, emphasizing the booty, though you don’t get any boobies with these models. There’s also one trans doll (listed as a “shemale” here) and one big-donged dude.
SexDollTorso.com doesn’t offer nearly as many customization options as the bigger shops, but some models do have multiple variations. All the photos on the main selection screen show fair skin, but many of the torsos have darker models available. If you’re looking for a chocolate babe, make sure to check and see what kind of variations they’ve got!
The first thing I checked out was the cheapest SexDollTorso on the menu. Emma is a $64 “lightweight male masturbator” who weighs just five pounds. Without a head or legs, she’s just under one foot tall, though “her strong skeleton helps Emma hold a position.” She may be cheap, but Emma’s got two fuckable holes. They’ve even included some helpful cross-section photos that show what her anal and vaginal canals look like from the inside.
I want to stick my dick in there, but looking at all the nooks and crannies in the fuck holes, I’m also kind of dreading the cleaning process. This ain’t an issue that’s exclusive to sex doll torsos, as you’ve still got to clean full-sized dolls, but I personally prefer removable orifices. These things are cheaper, but can be less convenient in some ways. I’d definitely recommend picking up one of SexDollTorso’s Doll Care Kits to ensure your new girlfriend stays clean, fresh and hygienic.
Big, Bouncy, Realistic Boobs
At the other end of the cost spectrum, the most expensive SexDollTorso is Alexandra, a “Full-sized Bouncy Shapely Big Butt Sex Doll With Large Gel Breasts”. At nearly 90 pounds and 31 inches tall, she’s several times the size of Emma, and priced proportionately. She’s $899, making her as expensive as a lot of the full-sized dolls out there, but get a load of that ass!
There’s a video of a dude in a Spiderman costume playing around with Alexandra. While the tomfoolery is pretty SFW and the clothes stay on, you get a sense for her size and the jiggliness of her synthetic body. Seeing her in motion really made me want my own. The video is clean but even hotter than the still pics!
It ain’t just the video that’s got me thirsty. Like any decent e-commerce site in 2024, SexDollTorso.com lets customers post reviews of their purchases. Alexandra currently has a 4.9-star rating, averaged from more than 50 reviews. Working in web content for the last decade, I’ve grown very skeptical of reviews, but these feel legit. A lot of customers post photos, which lit up my brain with all the possibilities. I didn’t realize how posable Alexandra was before seeing the customer pics.
In case you’re wondering, their Returns and Exchanges page lists the same standard set of policies you find with any sex doll shop. Basically, you can get a refund if the doll is fucked up when you get it, but that’s it. You can’t return anything you’ve already fucked, and you may want to do an unboxing video just to cover your ass in case there is any damage within. If you break the seal on the bag, it’s considered a used product and they might reject your refund. It might sound harsh, but it’s just the nature of sex toys, my friends.
SexDollTorso.com has a smaller selection than you’d find on one of the full-size sex doll shops, but they have built a mighty fine selection of TPE women minus the arms, legs and heads. Despite their obvious bodily deficiencies, they’re hot as hell and fully fuckable. They’ll get you off without taking up nearly as much space and money as the whole-body love dolls on the market, making them a perfect option for anybody not ready to go all-in with a full-sized fake wife. So, what kind of torso are you horny for today?