Scat Kings! Hello perverts and sickos. Welcome to yet another reason why I drink. Scat porn! ScatKings is a killer website, let me tell you. Before I start belching over how disgusting and depraved this content is, let’s just get one thing out of the way – this is a fantastically put together website. Content a-plenty. It’s all free to watch and it seems infinite as you scroll through. Any porn tube that’s this devoted to bringing you this much content for free deserves my respect, even though it’s hard to say that considering the subject matter. There’s no way around it. Scat is fucking gross and you’re even grosser for enjoying it. But I’m supposed to avoid kink shaming and all that. That’s what my momma told me. She said: “Son, let he who is without kink be first to cast shame”. I’m just kidding, it wasn’t my mom who said that. It was God, also known as Ron Jeremy.
I’m going to have to look past the gross meter for this one, grit my teeth and get through this review while also combing ScatKings carefully for details. I have to give you my opinions on different parts of the site. I am not looking forward to it, but hey, I know you didn’t ask for this fetish. It came up on its own. Your viewing of these videos is kind of like your way of venting out the frustration for being born a passionate shit eater. Either that, or you just enjoy watching women eat shit instead. Hell, maybe you don’t even care about the shit itself. Maybe you just get off on the idea of women getting treated as toilets. Maybe your mother didn’t love you enough. I don’t know. I don’t want to know how you got so fucked up that the literal epitome of maximal disgust is your idea of a fun sexy time. I’m just here to pander to your tastes, because I’m a fucking dumbass.
This is a Damn Fine Site
All right, let’s be professional about this for a moment. ScatKings is a free porn tube that delivers oodles of content without much hassle, though they do have you jump through a hoop or two every time you watch a video. It’s the annoying kind of hoop, where the video you want opens in a new tab every time, whereas the tab that you were already on turns into an ad. That way, you can’t avoid the tab or even shoot it down by reflex, because you’d accidentally hit the video you wanted to watch instead and you’d be left with nothing but the ad. So, get used to the reroutes, because they’re here to stay. Sometimes you have to kill three tabs to watch one video, but you get there eventually.
From what I can tell, you don’t get hounded by ads once the video starts playing. At least, I wasn’t. The videos loaded perfectly fine once the page was actually calm after the ads. The overall video quality was also surprising. Don’t me wrong, I’m used to HD videos and all that, but we’re talking about a free porn tube that focuses on one fetish. You don’t exactly expect the videos to be this crisp. This also brings me to the discussion on where this smut actually comes from, but for that we have to take a bit of a step back and talk about the early 2000s, because fuck me I can’t keep a train of thought going in a straight line for more than five minutes without getting distracted. At least I’m aware of it.
Scat Used to be More Taboo
Back in the early 2000s we had a video called Two Girls One Cup. It circulated wildly. It was a trailer for a disgusting porn movie called Hungry Bitches. Long story short, it was the intro into scat porn for millions of people who watched it inadvertently. People used to share that video with one another for kicks. Back then, scat porn was an underground concept. It’s been around for as long as we’ve had pornography, of course, but it always had to sit at the back of the bus with its head tilted down so the cops couldn’t see it.
Today, we’re not ashamed of scat porn. Hell, we parade it around like it’s going out of style. You won’t see it on a general front page for a generic porn site, for sure, but it’s still there. And while some mainstream porn sites like to hide it away or pretend it doesn’t exist, for the most part, scat porn is always a click away. ScatKings is the destination on the other side of that click. Again, I remind you, that this is a free porn tube that brings in content from all-over the web, all in one place, all for free. You can’t beat that offer. Plus, the content is pretty damn upscale, all things considered.
Top Tier Content
Let’s talk about quality control. There are several different types of scat porn on here, in terms of source material. You may not be able to see it as a consumer, but it becomes damn evident when you review this stuff day in and day out. First of all, there’s the proper amateur content, which has to exist on a scat site. Homemade smut and scat go hand in hand. It’s always been this way. These are clips that were made by fucked up singles or couples in the comfort of their own homes. Some of them just want to show you their shit, others want to play with it on camera. There are also a few voyeuristic shots that just show chicks taking a dump in the woods with no additional sexual content. Either way, it makes for great content if you’re into this kind of shit.
Next up, we’ve got the old-school professional content which may or may not predate Hungry Bitches. You can’t know for sure. It all looks like it was recorded on a potato camera and filtered through a sock. The smut is great, the scat is real and the people involved are, well, ugly as shit, because you have to be ugly to end up in scat porn. Bitches that want to do porn, but keep getting told they’re too dogfaced for the job, usually quit. Those who persevere end up doing scat porn, because they have bills to pay or some shit. It’s a cutthroat business.
Professional Camwhores Dabble in Scat
Beyond the B-tier and the homemade smut, there’s also a modern wave of professional indie content, which sounds like a paradox, but bear with me. Lately, indie content producers, like the bitches from OnlyFans, have been working hard to outdo the porn industry at their own game and it’s working quite well for them. They promote their personal profiles as a business, using different websites in order to peddle their smut. They tend to cover any and all kinds of pornography that comes with a selling point. Scat is one of those genres.
So, long story short, hot bitches have been making money off of shit that people want to see. A lot of those videos pertaining to scat ended up here on ScatKings. These are roughly the only videos that feature actual hot babes, but there’s a catch. Almost all of the smut on ScatKings features actual scat. There’s no holding back. The shit is real. Hell, you see it coming out straight from the source. Enter the professional camwhores to ruin the trend. These girls find ways to create scat porn, using chocolate or similar substances, essentially duping the system. They’re very clever about it. If you don’t know that it’s fake, if you manage to trick yourself, then this smut would quality for hottest scat ever made. Except… it’s not scat. It’s made believe.
You have a choice here. Do you want to watch legitimate scat pornography featuring real feces and people who are truly pushing themselves to the limit or do you want to see sexy camwhores playing with chocolate while you pretend that you’re actually seeing shit-play? It’s up to you. ScatKings is here to stay with a ton of videos for you to enjoy and a library that just keeps expanding. People are allowed to post videos on here as long as they’re relevant to the fetish, so you’re looking at a healthy, regular feed of content.
Beyond that I don’t have much to say about ScatKings except maybe that you should think twice before trying to replicate any of the smut you see on this site. Scat play is a legitimate fetish but it’s also a legitimately great way to become very fucking sick. To each their own, and all that.