HaremHotel! Think about your dream job for a moment. What would it be? A porn star that fucks the hottest, tightest bitches? Or would it be a guy that puts suntan lotion on beautiful women for a living? All of those are damn good jobs. But did you ever stop to think about how fucking hot it would be to own and live in your own hotel?
If that sounds fucking boring, I want you to think about it for a moment. Where else are you going to be able to spy on so many people all at once? And if all your visitors are sexy as fuck as the ladies in Harem Hotel, what the hell is there not to love?
That’s the scenario that developer Runey showcases in this visual novel/dating sim XXX adventure. You are given a hotel by your grandfather, and you are given the task of managing it. It’s a lot like Stardew Valley, where you inherit a farm from your grandfather, but instead, you’re a fucking pervert that is going to use the inheritance to live out your fetish fantasies. Smart man!
Live in a hotel with eight beautiful women
There isn’t that much to know about the story in Harem Hotel. You show up one day, and are greeted by the concierge who alerts you that, hey, you are the new manager of your grandfather’s hotel. Yeah, no shit! I wish there would have been an option to tell the concierge right there that, “I don’t need the help to tell me why I’m here, now get on your knees and blow me!”
I didn’t have that option handy at that moment. The only thing I learned is that my grandfather never really talked about me. Probably because he was too busy stuffing his old face in his guest’s pussies. Fanfiction aside, I was informed that most of the staff quit whenever they learned that my grandfather was giving the hotel to me out of loyalty. Why the staff is loyal to some old fuck that never talked about me is beyond me, but it is what it is, I suppose.
There was only one staff member that stuck around. I was informed that she was new, she was a slave, and also happened to be a fucking elf. When I learned this, I had to do a double-take. There are slaves and elves in this game? I thought this game was based on reality.
She was a bit pasty for my tastes. Still, I was ready to break Lin in just like my grandfather probably had done. The only difference is my balls are not drooping to my knees, so I’d be able to give her a taste of what she’s been missing all these years.
Lots of fetishes covered
One of the great things about playing Harem Hotel is that there are all types of fetishes that are covered. In fact, I would dare say that this is one of the main reasons to play Runey’s visual novel to begin with. If you want a game that explores all kinds of kinks and fetishes for you to mess around with, Harem Hotel is a game you at least want to consider checking out.
Jumping over to Runey’s Patreon page, you will see the list of girls that you will meet throughout Harem Hotel. What I enjoyed about looking through the cast of characters is that every girl represents a certain fetish and kink that you can fuck around with in the game. For example, there is a religious girl named Autumn that allows you to corrupt her. She’s naïve, and apparently is so fucking easy to entice and fuck that it should be a sin. ThePornDude did not get a chance to mess with her, but she looks pretty fucking hot! Play the game and go after her – maybe you can fuck her with a dildo crucifix or something.
You also have the opportunity to meet two girls named Felicity and Emma. According to Runey, Felicity is the boss of the two and Emma loves being bossed around. One is dominant while the other is submissive. You can use that to your advantage and fuck them both if you want for an amazing three-way you may not soon forget!
There are other girls you will meet. The first one is Kali, a girl that was abandoned at the hotel by her Dad. She has Daddy issues, though, in the beginning, she’s a real cunt. But if you work on her enough, hey, maybe you can fuck the shit out of her and show her who her new Daddy is! Of course, you could just spy on her and beat off to being a voyeur.
You even get the chance to fuck an android! Somehow, your grandfather was also a master at robotics. He was so good in fact that the android looks like just like an actual female! I’m assuming she is hidden behind the door that the concierge does not want to talk about in the beginning of the game. How you can get her to open the door and fuck around with your android is for you to figure out. But once you do, you can upgrade her, which leads to supposedly interesting in-game events. See if you have what it takes to unlock her!
Beyond the obvious kinks and fetishes attributed to each girl in the game, Runey claims to have a laundry list of kinks/fetishes that you can experience throughout Harem Hotel. These include BDSM, breast expansion/reduction, tsundere and yandere, masochism, and so much more. What’s great is that Runey also claims that since the game is a work in progress, more girls and by-way more kinks and fetishes will be added to the game in future updates.
If that’s the kind of XXX game that you have been looking for, it may be worth signing up for Runey’s Patreon page. The game by itself is free. But subscribing ensures that they can continue developing the game for the foreseeable future.
Okay graphics
If you have played many different visual novels and dating sims developed using the Ren’Py engine, then you probably already know what kind of graphics you can expect to find in Harem Hotel. But in case you have never played one of these types of games before, let me just fill you in on what you can expect.
Games like Harem Hotel look as if they belong on the PlayStation 2. The graphics look fucking out of date, but they are not so unsightly that they will be a bother. They look like an extremely cheap PC game, but the girls are still sexy, so it’s strong where it counts. Don’t expect to see VR-quality visuals here, though. The girls look okay and seeing them naked will give you a huge fucking boner, but you will not feel like they are sitting there in your living room, either.
If you are a fan of this genre and are used to the look, you’re not going to understand what the big idea is. Again, especially among those that have played Ren’Py games of this ilk in the past. But if this is your first Re’Py visual novel/dating sim, you may feel like you are playing a game that is older than it truly is. That’s okay: enjoy the game and beat off to the hot girls that arrive at your hotel!
Plenty of content to experience
Runey states on the Patreon page that they have over 700 unique events, 18,000 images, and so much more. There are stats that you can improve, outfits to unlock for the girls, and all kinds of fucking sexy scenes ready for you to experience. With the game constantly being updated, there is always going to be something new for you to experience!
While the game can be extremely boring in the beginning (especially since you really don’t have any direction on what to do in the early game), do not allow that to keep you from experiencing everything that Harem Hotel has to offer. There is plenty of hot, sexy action to experience here. Runey has developed each character in a way that you are at least interested to learn more about them and ultimately, how to seduce them so you can fuck the shit out of them.
Harem Hotel also happens to be totally free to download and play. If you want to play a fetish friendly visual novel that will have you stroking your cock until you splooge all over your device, keep it here on Harem Hotel. No, it isn’t perfect. Yes, it sometimes looks like shit. But behind this ugly pig, there is a sexy game to be experienced, so try it out!
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Harem Hotel is a visual novel/dating sim that features so many fetishes and kinks that there is something bound to turn you on. From BDSM to corruption fetishes and more, there is plenty to make you cum. Unfortunately, the early game isn’t that fun and the graphics look kind of shitty. Keep playing the game and don’t give up though, and you will have a grand old time taking advantage of beautiful women in your grandfather’s hotel!