Humans might be created equal, but once motherfuckers grow up, equality is out the window. No matter how humans organize themselves, there is a hierarchy to this can of worms. There are the haves and the have-nots, so get used to it. Acceptance is a powerful tool.
Beauty and the Beast
Let’s take you and me as an example. You are a pathetic beta cuck bitch with a pitiful dick and no pussy game in the least. You live in your parent’s basement, play video games all day, and subsist on a diet of microwaveable pizza bagels and cheap fast-food cheeseburgers.
The only ladies you’ve ever embraced share your last name. If a guy shoves you in a bar, you punch yourself back. You think bitches don’t want to bone you because you’re “a nice guy,” and you still have a substantial beanie baby collection.
But the real problem is that you are about as fuckable as a shark mouth. When sluts see you, their vagina dries out like pouring sea salt on a desert slug. God saw fit for you to be a lifelong virgin. The only thing to do now is accept that shit and watch porn.
Life can be hard. It doesn’t pull punches. Plus, my fans have to compare themselves to men like me, your complete and utter opposite. I spend nearly all of my free time fucking and have a dick like an anaconda has a torso. I exist on a diet of A5 Waygu, and pussy squirts fresh from the tap.
I haven’t known the last name of a female I’ve had relations with since I was a wee lad. I’ll spin-kick a dude at the bar if he looks at me wrong. I’m fully aware bitches fuck me because I’m a prick. The only things I collect are phone numbers and forgotten panties.
I’m as fuckable as a saxophone. When bitches see me, their vagina moistens like a water balloon in a bathtub. God just called me. He said creating the Porndude is the best thing he’s ever done.
It’s pretty fucking cool being me. Libtards can contend that everyone is equal, but it’s rather apparent that’s horse balls. Who would you preferably be, you or me? It’s not even a debate. I’d rather be dead than be anything but the Porndude.
Discovering that hierarchy lives in the porn industry doesn’t take much porn consumption. I’ve seen some hideous fucking bitches get naked and go to the bone zone in front of a camera. I can only speculate as to what made them think it was a fine idea. Nor can I guess who is lying back and watching that shit.
Down With the Airtight Nuggets
This was right around the time I came across some nugget porn. For the uninformed, nuggets are whores without any arms or legs to speak of. Now, to be honest, I’ve seen some nuggets that could have been models were it not for a tragic car accident. Nonetheless, when given the option, I watch porn where bitches have all their limbs and organs.
On a quick side note, I’ve been trying to get the phrase “airtight nuggets” into the international lexicon. In case you don’t know, airtight is when a bitch has a cock in her mouth, pussy, and asshole simultaneously. People won’t know what the hell you’re talking about, and it’s fun to say.
Popular Pussies
Obviously, more people are searching for Kimmy Granger than airtight nuggets with Down syndrome. Otherwise, having Down syndrome would be dope. It would guarantee you a lucrative career. There is a perceptible distinction between porn stars and porn gas clouds.
Just look at the popularity of r/PornStarsHD. With over one hundred and thirty-seven thousand members, content is added constantly. There are just so many porn stars to keep track of these days.
Back in the day, the world only had room for a couple of porn stars at a time. These days, between the advent of the internet and the rise of free tube sites, there are more porn stars than ever right now. Plus, with Only Fans blowing the fuck up, the number of stars is increasing by the day.
As you explore r/PornStarsHD, you’ll be surprised by how many names you don’t recognize. Of course, you’ll find classics such as Abella Danger and Emma Hix, but you’ll discover bitches like Liya Silver, Angela White, Holly Halston, Vina Sky, and Savannah Sixx.
No matter what gets your rocks off, there is a porn star specializing in it, and that person does well for themselves. Given all the outlets available in the 2020s, porn stars can develop multiple revenue streams these days. Between modeling, Only Fans, proper porn, and social media, stars can make millions upon millions of dollars.
For example, look at that dumb douche nozzle cunt from “The Dr. Phil Show” that minted the phrase “cash me outside.” She made over a million dollars on her eighteenth birthday. How, you ask? Only Fans. That’s how.
That bitch had been patiently waiting to turn eighteen since the show. She knew what would happen. Sometimes it pays to be a stupid bitch.
When it comes to porn stars, few websites or subreddits have a selection that rivals r/PornStarsHD. That happens when you have a dedicated admin and almost one hundred and fifty thousand members. A lot of work gets done on r/PornStarsHD.
Hot Posts
Let’s talk about some of the hot posts on r/PornStarsHD right now. Leading the pack for me is a Holly Halston video clip of her getting railed out underwater while her massive mama milkers float and bob in the tide. Her tits are hypnotic. I caught myself staring with glazed eyes while not even masturbating. I was just entranced. It’s meditative. I should show this clip to Tibetan monks. It could help them reach inner peace.
“Angela White Oiled Up and Fucked” is another one of my favorites. You guys probably already know how much I love oil porn. The way lube shows off every curve of a bitch’s body makes me want to jizz before I even touch myself.
Her big ass tits look angelic when they’re all bright and shiny. And I must say, Angela’s hips don’t lie. The way she moves her body, that stunt cock must have been thinking about his grandfather masturbating to midget porn to stop from cumming. That’s what I always do. It’s either that, or I sing the Golden Girls theme song in my head. The higher the tempo, the more desperate the situation.
Riley Reid is what we call in the business a “ball hog.” She will work a dude’s testies over like they contain the secret to ultimate joy and happiness. You’ll never see more dedication to the process.
Her skills are shown off perfectly in the clip “Riley Reid Working on Balls.” You can tell by how hard this stunt cock is; it’s taking all his energy to not cum.
Everybody loves a cream pie, especially if it involves Peta Jensen. Her tight pussy could extract the baby batter from even the most hardened gay. She’s like jizz shop vac with big tits.
Peta’s pussy is so good, she could just lay there like a dead fish, and the sex would still be great. However, that’s not her style. Instead, she puts her heart and soul into the dick. She’s not here to play games. She’s here to fuck dicks and take names.
You can tell how good that pussy is based on the volume of cum ejected from this man’s wang. It’s like a fucking geyser. Had the ropes been aimed at furniture, the bitch would have needed to buy a new dresser. That wad came out like it was fired from a rail gun.
r/PornStarsHD has an incredible selection of porn star content that will have you stroking your man’s meat before you even know what’s happening. The bitches here are at the top of their games. You can’t fuck with them.
I don’t see much that r/PornStarsHD is missing. They’ve done a great job with the place. However, I wouldn’t mind seeing some more racial diversity. Variety is the spice of life. When you watch as much porn as I do, it can’t all be white bitches.
Porn stars are porn stars for a reason. They’re the best, and my readers deserve to jerk off to the best.