If you have read just about anything else that I have written before, you no doubt know that I am into all sorts of saucy women. Even those who I am not, I can certainly appreciate them and the people who do. Whether we are talking blonde American nubiles or African sex goddesses, or mature cougars of any nationality, I have a taste for them all.
Recently, a girl I had been porking recently got me into watching The Pirates movies (the blockbuster version, not Stagnetti’s Revenge XD), and I remembered about how hot Kiera Knightly is. Then I started thinking about how hot British women are, and I went onto Reddit and, well, found r/Page3Glamour. So, after several hours of scrolling, notetaking, and nob polishing, I figured I would put that time to good use by writing this.
The Community Certainly Has A Distinct Atmosphere
Billing itself as the “best sub for the UK’s finest glamour models,” the creators of this subreddit certainly knew the sort of audience they wanted to attract. Of course, everyone is welcome, assuming that they like British babes, but I have noticed that the sorts of Redditors here are a little different…in a fantastic way.
As I’ll go, there are a variety of vixens who are featured, and the poses in which they appear are both artistic and downright dirty in how erotic they are. I guess that helps when there are over one hundred and sixty thousand people with dozens of members online. The commenters are a little reserved about posting, but when they do, you’ll know that a post is worth looking at.
Discover The Hottest Babes The British Isles Have To Offer
Just like any chap who is into cougars will tell you, with age, a Reddit page only gets better. Or at least that is usually the case. It does not mean much when a sub had some engagement but has faded into near-complete inactivity as time has gone on.
Not so here, mates!
There are fresh posts every day of the best Britain has to offer in terms of female models showing off their fun bags and big fannies. The average rate seems to be about one new post about twice a day which is dang great and also too damn bad. Great because of the totally original beautiful nudity, and unfortunate because there are not enough uploads for my liking.
To focus on the positive, there are a ton of English ladies (and no shortage of Scottish lasses and Irish dames) to be enjoyed who might have done some dirty movies. The superstar bombshell of Britanian Keeley Hazell’s naked flesh, can be visually feasted upon, as you can see on this sub. The same is true for the December ’87 Penthouse Pet of the Month, Gail McKenna.
(Isn’t it nice to appreciate the beauty of ages, present and past?)
But it gets even better since you’ll see other delicious dames you might not have heard of if you are not as familiar with alluring Albion females. Check this sub and see that Lucy Pinder has a pair, in case you did not already know. Is she a pornstar? Well, I will let you figure out if that is the case. And then, holy hell (!), there are pictures of Holly Peers’s massively impressive mammaries. By the way, these are the pictorials of pornstars that I found on this sub posted just within a few days from now…or since you are reading this, then.
To sum it all up, some of these babes are so hot they might be able to turn Darren Brown, Steve Miller, and Judge Robert Rinder straight.
Before You Post, You Should Read The Fine Print
Alright, everyone who is reading this or ever going to find this sub is welcome to contribute, but there are some rules you have to follow. I know, even a place as wild and sometimes hair-brained as Reddit has guidelines you have to stick to. Fortunately, they are not too difficult to do so…but they are super detailed.
The first thing to mention is the fact that Imgur images that have been (or might be) uploaded could disappear. That is not the fault of the moderators or anything. It has to do with the policy changes on Imgur.com not allowing “pornographic” content, and glamor modeling, after all, straddles that line.
Of course, you should only be posting pics of British women with their FULL NAME or moniker in the title. They also do not want anyone adding links to a post that might be used for motorization, either.
You Gotta Be Careful About Reposts And Galleries
When it comes to the sort of beautiful pictures that they want to see, that is already obvious, at least when it comes to the concept. But as they say, the devil is in the details. This is not a sub to post stolen or paparazzi photo pics, let alone media that has been leaked, not even faked pictures that look like that. And that includes no AI-generated content, either.
You can repost but don’t unless it has already been within half a year. For that matter, do not do so if it already has been upvoted more than two-hundred and twenty-five times. So, I guess just don’t repost shit.
Galleries of jerko-off material are just fine and all, but do not post random assortments of media. Keep each post of plentiful porno pics to a single model.
And Then There Is That Rule 10 Question
This might sound weird (and I agree) but do not ask if a model ever did porn. For whatever reason, the admins are not keen on queries like “Did she do porn?” or “She should have done porn.” to be fair, there are a lot of hot hens who have been in lad mags but don’t ask if they have. If anything, just make a game of it in your own mind about guessing who has and has not.
And if you think that I am joking about breaking these rules, I promise I am not. Do not misunderstand me. I joke about a lot of things, like the one about the rich guy who best his best middle-income mate at a pub that he’d give up a pound for every time Amy Winehouse would get sober and then relapse. Over time the second guy said, “Okay, you proved you’re serious; you can stop” The first guy went from obese to rail skinny and was nearly broke. And then Amy died from ODing.
(Thank God for the first guy, right?)
But seriously, breaking the guidelines here is no joke. The admins are ban happy if you are a nob about your posts or comments. In fact, there is even a list of models you should never (and people might have) posted in Rule 3. which could get you banned and reported. Just read it, and it will make sense.
As For The Rest Of You, Should You Follow r/Page3Glamour?
As we have seen, r/Page3Glamour has a bevy of British beauties archived, with new photos being added as you are reading this. The quality of the pictorials is always picturesque, and the community is super cool. As long as you stick to their posting stipulations, you can contribute to.
But should you add it to your rooster of Reddit pages to follow? Are there any issues? As I see it, for what this website it, it has no flaws. If I had to come up with something, I only wish that there were more uploads more often! Maybe you lovers of English ladies could help with that.
So, I say yes. Yes, you should follow this fantastic fount of fap media religiously. I am the (self-appointed) Pope of all Things Pornography, so my lascivious word is the law. This glamorous subreddit is gorgeous in every way, which is why I am giving it four hands.