Reddit GILF, aka r/GILF! Since 2009, this fantastic subreddit has been delivering droves of content for perverts from around the world. If you prefer your love with a geriatric tinge, then you’ve come to the right place, you fucked up maniac. If the smell of old people gives you a boner, well, kudos to you, but first, jerk off to some hot grannies on Reddit’s GILF subreddit. Let’s be serious for a second, shall we? Jerking off to grannies is fucked up shit. Young and taught is where it’s at; we all know that. 18-year-old girls are primo shit, 80-year-old girls are grannies. That’s just the facts of life. But, we’re not here to judge, are we? Now, if you’re reading this review, then you’re probably already beyond redemption, and you’re just looking for nudes of grannies to jerk off to. Well, I shall supply, for I am The Porn Dude.
Everyone knows that the cleanest and most satisfying porn on the internet can be found on Reddit. It’s been that way for a few years now. Ever since Gone Wild took off, Reddit’s been a staple source of internet pornography. I’m incredibly grateful for the work these perverts have done for the industry. Now, every Tom, Dick, and Harry is on Reddit, both looking to share porn and get porn. It doesn’t just end with the dudes, either. There are so many chicks on here looking to expose themselves for the world to see, for the simple exhibitionist pleasure of the act.
So Many Active Amateurs
But we’re not here to talk about all the depraved bitches on Reddit, only the ones old enough to remember Vietnam. Have you heard of boomer humor? Well, this is the other side of that coin. That’s right, fuckers, this is boomer porn. Reddit’s GILF sub is the best place to get your hands on an infinite supply of nudes and sexy stills of grannies getting dicked and doing the suck on their significant others. If you’re lucky, you might also catch a glimpse of a granny going at a younger dude or even a younger babe. Now that’s depravity I could get behind. As long as there’s a young and taut pussy in the shot, I can get off. I’m a simple man of simple pleasures. You get the grannies; I get their granddaughters, and everyone’s happy.
Speaking of grannies, boy, there sure are a lot of horny grannies on Reddit these days. I don’t know where they’re all coming from, but I don’t care. Most of them appear to be Caucasian and western, so I’m guessing that most of the sub’s content comes from the States, even though there’s no direct geographical rule or limitation. Anyone can post on here. Still, there’s clearly a preference, especially when sorting by hot. 100% of the chicks on the front page right now are white. Some are wrinkly, others are fit, but they’re all absolutely white. Not really sure what that’s about.
White Bitches Only
Sorting by new does mix things up a bit, but I’m still mostly seeing white women. What the fuck is going on? Is granny porn just a white man’s type of thing? I didn’t think racial stereotypes bent that way. I would imagine that people from around the globe want to bang grannies. Where are the Japanese grannies? Are they on a Japanese granny subreddit? Who knows? However, as of right now, you’re mostly relegated to jerking off to white grannies. I’m sorry.
There’s a fair bit of overlap between this subreddit and the MILF centric ones because there’s no actual clear dividing line between the two categories. We’ve been over this before. MILFs are technically defined by having had children, not by their age. That’s why there are so many 20-year-old MILFs on live streaming sites and such. On the other hand, you also get 60-year-old MILFs, which are technically grannies. Hell, you could also find 30-year-old grandmothers if you look hard enough. The world is a fucked-up place, and age demographics are confusing. Either way, there are wrinkly pussies on this sub, so there you go, have at them.
Free Nudes in Droves
This is Reddit, so all the smut you see here is free, and most of it comes straight from the source. Most of the posts on this sub are put there by the girls in question or their husbands. Sorry, I said girls; I meant to say grannies. It’s a habit. I’ll get over it. The point is, this is amateur smut at its finest. The only exception to this rule is the occasional third-party posts that feature models or ancient pornstars or some shit. If there’s some bitch in her 60s who’s managed to weasel her way onto a Playboy spread, you might find her nudes here. It’s just a part of showing appreciation for the aging female form. I don’t personally understand what the fuss is all about. I have always thought we wanted our bitches to be tight and nubile. So what’s with all the granny porn? Ok, enough griping for now. Sorry. I must be on my period or something. Never mind me.
You’re free to download any and all of these images if you’d like to amass some spank bank of granny nudes. It’s not too likely that you get multiple buffs of the same granny, as this sub is so active. New grannies are coming in roughly five times an hour. That’s just my estimate. You can gather all of their nudes and build up a neat little folder of geriatric smut for the winter or for those days when the internet goes out. These are posted on Imgur, naturally, because this is Reddit, and that’s where the images go by default. There might also be some short videos, but don’t hold your breath; they’re very rare. For the most part, you’ll be fapping to stills of old ladies. That’s what you signed on for, don’t at me.
Silver Linings
I’m going to try and say something positive about the content on this sub so that you don’t go around telling people that The Porn Dude is all about whinging and moaning. The tits on some of these grannies are to die for. I don’t know what they were eating back in the day, but it must have been some seriously hormone-loaded shit because these titties are massively overgrown. They just don’t make them like they used to. Seriously, check out any 18-year-old gone wild sub, then come back here. The differences are less than subtle. These are some grade-A bazongas.
The pussies, I don’t have much to say about because they look like sci-fi space aliens, and I genuinely don’t want to know what they smell, let alone taste like, but to each his own. But, if your idea of a good time is sniffing grandma’s nether regions, by all means, go ham like you’ve never gone ham before. I’m not going to stop you. Just stay the fuck away from my grandma, all right? I don’t fuck your grandma; you don’t fuck mine.
If you’re considering posting on Reddit’s GILF sub, well, it’s probably a good idea, provided you have the content to match. Remember that the forum only covers old ladies, not old dudes. The dudes are welcome to guest star with their cocks, just in case you wanted to post an image of your wife sucking you off or something. That kind of smut is more than welcome here. Your cock can be in the shot; just get your gross-ass old man body out of the way. No one wants to see that. You don’t even want to see that. Be reasonable.
If you’re a diehard fan of this smut and you can’t be asked to come back daily to get your fill of new updates, then consider some of those browser plugins that allow automatic downloading of images from entire Reddit subs. I don’t condone their use because I do not know how well they mesh with Reddit terms of service. So check that out on your own time and figure out whether it’s allowed. But, if it is allowed, well then, start growing your massive collection of granny nudes, you fucking pervert you.
Currently, the sub has over 200,000 members, with an average of 500 people online at any given point in time. That’s more than enough to call the sub a booming success, no pun intended. There’s no dearth of content on here.