Sex is a difficult topic for my fans. The urge to fuck is so strong, yet access to pussy is so remote. As you already know, it’s difficult for me to empathize with you bastards, so I crafted a thought experiment to bridge the gap.
Empathy and Pity
In this thought experiment, I imagine being locked in a hot room containing only a TV. That TV plays clips of waterfalls twenty-four-seven, but no water is ever provided. However, when I get thirsty, I can press a button, and a pill is dispensed from the wall that staves off my thirst.
Now imagine being locked in that room for thirty years. What would my relationship with water be at that point? Would I know how to drink? If offered a beer, would I choke? Even worse, would I turn it down and return to my pills?
That’s about where you fuks are at with sex. The urge to release your hounds deep inside a cunt’s cunt is all-encompassing, but the best you can do is fertilize the floor in front of your computer desk.
Trying Your Best
Many of you have given up on meeting women in real life and, instead, search for ways to make your solo sex life more authentic. There are several ways to go about that.
The worst-case scenario is that you buy an expensive sex doll and treat it like a living girlfriend. Nothing is more pathetic than watching a nerdy incel take his sex doll out to an Applebee’s for a date. As an alpha male, I’m not one to shed tears, but seeing a fellow “man” embarrass himself like that is too much for me to handle. And that’s coming from a guy who has cum watching midget porn.
I’ve seen a bitch snap a bottle off in her pussy. I’ve watched a guy let termites crawl up his dick shaft. I’ve even seen an albino couple have sex in a shit-filled bog. Yet, none of those events were as upsetting to me as watching a full-grown adult male treat a giant Barbie doll like his wife.
There is a happy middle ground where dudes can extract more realism from their fap sessions without degrading themselves to such a horrific degree. The first thing that comes to mind is, of course, POV porn.
Usually, POV porn puts you in the driver’s seat by displaying the view you’d have if you were fucking a bitch instead of some random stunt cock. Is it as good as the real McCoy? Hell no. Is it as close as you motherfuckers are ever going to get? Yes.
A Grower and Shower
POV porn burst into vogue around a decade ago. I don’t think it’s happenchance that time period overlaps with the invention of the Go-Pro camera. POV wasn’t the same before it. When combined with a cock sleeve and VR helmet, you may forget you’re not actually fucking. That is until you sling jizz, remove the headset, and discover you’re still living in your mom’s basement.
Not only does POV make for realistic fapping sessions. It also temporarily lends you the experience of having a huge dick. Amongst my readers, a three-inch cock is considered massive. POV porn is the only way you’ll ever feel like Mandigo.
However, today’s site won’t give you that experience. r/FemalePOV flips the script and provides us with the lady’s perspective. It’s a rare look into what bitches see when I destroy their pussies. I’ve got to put my Go-Pro on a bitch the next time I’m fucking, which will be right after I finish this article.
One of my favorite aspects of POV porn is that it can be combined with almost any other genre. It’s an umbrella category that adds spice to everything from missionary sex to anal with quadriplegics. Also, every major porn star has shot POV content by this time. All the greats are here. There is a smaller supply of female POV, but you’ll still find all your favorite sluts, from Abella Danger to Kimmy Granger.
A Personal Favorite
I get asked a lot about my favorite type of porn, and my point of view is up there. I watch a metric shit ton of it. However, I prefer to film my own as opposed to finding shit on the net. I love watching a genius at work, even if that genius is me.
I started buying Go-Pros the second they were released and now have countless hours of my own fuck footage. Somehow I’ve missed out on giving the ladies the camera. It would be an excellent way for me to refine my technique. Learning is a lifelong process.
I bet you guys would pay millions to get a look at my vault. I’ve fucked all the hottest bitches in both porn and Hollywood. Let me put it this way. If you’ve ever dreamed of banging her, I’ve done it multiple times. My dong is a hot item amongst the rich and famous. Rich people want the best, and when it comes to the best cock, I always deliver.
If you visit r/FemalePOV, you might just come across some of my footage soon. I plan on posting in the next few days. Watching my content will be like a masterclass in making bitches cum.
Along with sex, much of the content on r/FemalePOV is solo. I love getting a view of what a bitch sees while she flicks the bean. If I suddenly switched bodies to a female, it’s all I would do. My whole life would be masturbating and posting porn for my fellow man. Even as a woman, I would be a river to my people.
Most solo pics show off a bitch’s panties or pussy. I noticed that a lot of ladies on r/FemalePOV have a mons pubis. That’s the raised fatty area above a bitch’s clit that some ladies have. It’s fun to squish with your forehead while you eat a bitch out. It’s like a little pussy munching pillow.
Every once in a while, you’ll come upon a creampie or stomach cum post. It’s always a treat. Subreddits like r/FinishingTheJob should include more female POV posts. It’s a great view of the action. It may even deserve its own subreddit.
I Want it All
My favorite posts on r/FemalePOV look down from the chin and include both the tits and pussy. I like to see it all. That top-down view of tits is fantastic. It really shows off the shape and contour. And let’s not forget about the nipples.
Some things I’d love to see more of are pubic hair, bitches that aren’t white, and feet. Most of the ladies are shaved or have a very short trim. I like to mix things up with long hair sometimes.
Speaking of mixing things up, where are all my Latin, black, Indian, and Asian bitches. They deserve love, also. Perhaps no one has told them about this subreddit. I better spread the word.
Female POV is the perfect opportunity to fit some feet into porn. They’re right the fuck there, after all. Some ladies display them loud and proud, while others hide them away out of view.
Let’s touch on Reddit as a site. It wasn’t intended to be used for porn, but I’ll be damned if it isn’t perfect for it. You’ll be shocked at how much porn you can browse in only five minutes.
Reddit is a conversation, content rating, and social news aggregation site based out of the U.S. Any user can add content and rate other people’s content. It can be pictures, videos, links, or text.
Reddit is chopped into subjects called subreddits. Anyone can create a new subreddit and invite others to join. However, if you want to attract a crowd, you better have good shit on there. Not all subreddits are meant for public consumption. There are also private subreddits for exclusive communities.
Since its creation, Reddit has had the internet on its head. The name is derived from the phrase “read it.” It’s intended to suggest that Reddit users will know about important happenings before anyone else. That holds true for most regular Reddit users.
Reddit is one of the most efficient ways to imbibe porn, and r/FemalePOV shot up the ranks to one of my favorite porn subreddits. The blend of mostly vanilla content will keep you coming back again and again.
I mentioned a few things I’d like to see change on r/FemalePOV before, but that’s about it. Otherwise, the content is amazing, and I love using Reddit.
I bet you guys have always wondered what living in a woman’s body would be like. Now is your chance.