Torpidos inbound! I mean torpedo tits. No need to send out an SOS signal just yet, I am just alerting you guys to hold it together and brace for one heck of a hard-on, especially those who have a thing for sexy tits.
If you haven’t heard about this subreddit yet, this is a place where hot girls share pictures of their killer tits that will get your cock as hard as their nipples are, maybe harder.
The name gives it away right off the bat, doesn’t it? Thankfully, the subreddit lives up to that name – no gimmicks. It’s not every day you see a subreddit or even a site specifically for tits. So I bet this one’s gonna be a breath of fresh air at worst, and a cum-spilling treat at best.
I know your heads are spinning with questions right now, what sort of content can we expect? Is it hot enough for a fap? Or is this just another of those subreddits that make you horny but have nothing hot enough to get you off?
All those are the questions I set out to answer in this review, so you’re guaranteed to find the answers you want, just keep reading.
Website Content
Before proceeding any further, if tits make you bust a nut, move your keyboard to a safe distance, the girls in this subreddit are letting it all hang out for us.
The banner at the top says it all. There’s a collection of up to 8 pics of hot nude bitches with firm pointed tits that just get you in the mood long before you ever start scrolling through the posts.
This subreddit hit the internet in 2013, so it has been around for a whole fucking decade, which should give you a hint as to how many tit pics there are in this spot. It gets even better, the girls aren’t letting up on supplying us with their perky titties. On average, several images are uploaded to this subreddit daily, so there isn’t a shortage of hot boobs that we can drool over or wank to.
Some are just mere images, but some girls are going that extra mile to bring us short clips and GIFs that take the fun to a fucking whole new level altogether. If the tits alone aren’t getting you hot enough, worry not, some chicks are also giving us a little more than we bargained for.
Albeit their pointed boobs are hot enough to get us horny, they are also letting us have a glance at their sweet hot twats. If that isn’t hot enough for you, then I don’t know what is. Oh, I know, and these girls seem to realize this too, that’s probably why some of them also touch themselves suggestively in those GIFs.
They are massaging those boobs from the bottom to the tips, and some have one hand on the titties while the other rub their cunts, or sweeps over their tasty clits. Damn man, these bitches are horny and bent on pulling us all down to this shit.
Then comes the post titles (call them captions if you like), these too are rather hot. I mean, who doesn’t get a twitch on their cock when a girl explains how she’d love to be touched or caressed. That is the sort of predicament the girls on r/torpidotits are putting us through by telling us how they love their boobs squeezed, how horny they are, and how hard their nipples get when they’re hot…
I don’t know if it’s because they have no idea just how much this turns us on. Maybe they want to make us horny too. Or could it be that they’re just dripping wet and too damn naughty to care and they just explain how they’re feeling?
Whatever is going on in their perv minds, those post titles are just damn too hot for some of us to take it, some of those titles (and the clips attached) have made me mess up my boxers.
Website Design
So much for naughty thoughts and fantasizing about screwing these chicks’ jiggly jugs. Time to look at the design and how it sets it aside from the others.
Of course, you can already tell that this is an NSFW subreddit, and as such, the mods aren’t leaving anything to chance. The flair NSFW and “Adult content” is displayed in red so you can know right away when you set foot here that this isn’t the sort of content to open in public. But some of you horny souls just won’t listen, so by default, each image is blurred and will only be visible once you open it.
Unlike some other subreddits where the person posting has to be the owner of the images, everyone is welcome to share images and appreciate ladies with torpedo tits. Of course, the owner of the image should be aware and have given consent – that’s a no-brainer.
Now, while some of the posts are images and GIFs added directly to the subreddit, some feature links that lead to external sites like i.imgur and redgifs. However, these open on a new tab by default, so you can go check them out, then come back and resume where you left off.
The rules too make this subreddit cool. I specifically like Rule 6, which inhibits authors from using shitty watermarks or sharing photoshopped images. Also, there’s no room for low-quality images or clickbait titles. This ensures we’re getting nothing short of genuine content from authors who are sharing them just for the fun of it.
I have to say the lack of better search options is a bit of a bummer for me. I mean, it would be great to have a flair section as that helps drill down to any specific content type, like big boobs, small boobs, or any other specific type of content.
Mobile/Desktop Experience
Reddit is accessible online, regardless of the device you are using, which makes it easy to search on your browser, and boom, you’re in. The same goes for r/torpidotits since it’s a sub on the platform anyway.
This means you don’t have to worry about any snags when accessing this subreddit on your desktop or mobile device. You only need to go to this subreddit, and in no time you’ll be drooling over those banana boobs jutting out as if they’re inviting your cock to tit fuck them.
What I like about r/torpidotits
Even if you’re not a fan of boobs, you can’t help but give in to the collection of hot, firm boobs in this space. I love lovely, bouncy tits, so this already feels like paradise for me, but besides the boobs, I like other aspects of this subreddit too.
First, there’s a wide collection of different chicks sharing their hot pointed tits, not just a few individuals posting continuously. This brings a wide variety into the mix, so we can enjoy all the different sizes, shapes, and nipple sizes as we scroll through the different posts – cool huh?
You can’t deny just how hot it makes one see some of the chicks drop the camera lower and give us a view of the fun parts in one shot. Even better when she massages those jugs and rubs her clit as if she’s taunting us to bang her hard.
The girls on this subreddit know just how to get us hard, and to think they’ve been doing it for the last ten years? The amount of images and GIFs on this spot just blows my mind, you can scroll as far down as you can last and still not hit the bottom.
You gotta love how busy the ladies are keeping us as they post frequently, mostly several times a day, and overall, pretty much every day they have something for us to fap away to.
This is clean stuff right here, no photoshop shit, no watermarks, no blurry images. What beats jerking off to crystal-clear images and GIFs where you can see every detail?
What I hate about Spnati
Honestly, the guys who are flocking to see all the firm boobs on this subreddit aren’t appreciating these girls enough. The comments are not as I expected, only about 3 or 4 on average. We should motivate these chicks to keep those boob pics coming.
As I mentioned earlier, the lack of a flair to separate the content into different types and make the search easier is a tad boring for me. It also sucks that you can’t delete any posts that you don’t like.
Conclusion
Overall, if you love boobs and a bit of cunt here and there, r/torpidotits is the place to look. The content is free, with no ads, no faking it, no impersonation, just hot tits rule this space.