Hmm, PussySaga! Porn games are great. They are a lot more engaging than standard porn, and with a good story, you can really start to feel for the characters and get invested more emotionally than you ever could just watching porno.
There are plenty of downsides to porn games as well. First, the great majority of porn games suck ass. Whether it’s the art that some neckbeard drew in his basement, or the shitty coding by a bunch of Pajeets for $1/hour, unless you’re playing a popular hentai game you are going to have a frustrating time. Having to download the shit is a pain also.
Pussy Saga is a great game that doesn’t have any of those downsides. The art and music is great, and you won’t run into any lazy coding or bullshit game design. It’s a genuinely fun dating simulator that also makes you solve game puzzles to get you into these bitches panties.
Best of all, Pussysaga is played entirely in the browser. No downloading, no registration, none of that other bullshit. Just go to pussysaga.com, and you’ll immediately be greeted by a naked fairy bitch and soon you’ll find yourself in a happy big titty world surrounded by cartoon ladies wanting to please you.
Of course, not everything can be milk and honey. Pussysaga is a great game, but after a couple of hours, you will find that you need to start investing some cash to really get to the sexy parts. The game is designed so that as you keep playing, you start needing more “energy” and other things in-game to get what you want, and of course, this will all cost you some money.
A story for the ages…
The story is simple. One day, a fairy with huge fucking titties comes out of nowhere and asks for your help. Your mission? To collect pussy juice from a bunch of different bitches. The reason? Apparently, the devil is ass-fucking the shit out of some goddess for all of eternity, and the only thing that can stop him is a bottle of grade-A premium pussy juice. Charles Dickens ain’t got shit on Pussysaga, believe me.
The hilarious part about this game is that getting a bitch wet and ready to fuck is all about solving some puzzle games. This is a standard three-in-a-row where you need to move icons around to line up three in a row, after which the icons will disappear. Keep destroying these icons to fill up the pussy bar next to you, and eventually, you win.
Other than the puzzle game, most of the game is a pretty standard dating simulator. You go from screen to screen, choosing dialogue options that you think will get the bitch wet and have a nice life dedicated to getting poon. God, I wish my real world was like that, instead of being chained to some goddamn office desk with a fucking asshole boss…fucking…ahem.
Anyway, you’ll find everything super intuitive and easy to follow. This is a formula that’s been around since the porn games of the early 90s, and it still holds up to this day.
A big pussy-filled world to explore
The game centers around you taking various cartoon bitches on dates. All the ladies are well-drawn and have unique looks and personalities. You have the mature busty ass bitch that acts tough but chokes dick behind the scenes, the bubbly young girl who acts like a 5-year-old but fucks like she’s 35, the quiet nerdy one who becomes a freak, etc.
In the game, you’ll be going to various different locations as you go on dates. One thing to know is that there isn’t any fuck on the first date shit here. The game forces you to take things gradually. On the first date, if you do a good job, you might get rewarded with a wet T-shirt photo or two. Only after a few great dates will she get naked, and even after that, you’ll need to ace the puzzle game to get a chance at her goodies. You won’t get to fuck until your sixth date (five more than I typically tolerate in real life).
I also want to say that in addition to the art, the music and overall presentation is really good. This game is good enough that they could sell it ( which, in a way, they do through microtransactions). The music is nice and catchy, which is important cause you’ll be hearing it a LOT. All the bitches come with voice sound effects, and the art remains fresh and varied.
As the hero, you will need money. Money is used for taking girls on dates and buying them shit. You also need to be an active and adventurous man. This means going to all the different locations in the game, and doing different activities. All of these things will unlock new bitches for you to try to fuck, and there are a lot.
Another interesting part of the game is that you can run a business. Business is a source of steady income and introduces the concept of investment and shit like that. In the end game, you will need a ton of money, and having a business empire is your best bet.
Overall, energy, skills, and money are the in-game currencies you’ll need to succeed. This is where the microtransactions come in. In the beginning, you’ll have plenty of energy and money to introduce yourself to these cunts and start going on the dates. But after 4-5 dates…you’ll be so low on energy that you’ll find yourself taking out your credit cards to buy more.
What I Like
Pussysaga is a genuine professional-grade porno game. This really brings me back to the 90s when I was rocking those hentai dating sims like Seasons of Sakura and Maid Story. You’ll quickly find yourself immersed in the game world, having your favorite bitches, wondering if you can ass fuck the fairy and more.
There is a ton of content. I played a couple of hours and I think I only scratched the surface. There are a ton of locations, stats to upgrade, bitches to meet, and a lot more. I really wonder if an ending even exists in this game. Just how much pussy juice does that motherfucker need?
The presentation is also A+. The music is nice and doesn’t get too repetitive, and everything is smooth and intuitive. The puzzle game is like Candy Crush, so its pretty familiar territory for all of you and you’ll find yourself eager to finish it ASAP so you can get to the porn.
You know how when you’re on a date with a bitch, you’re just buying her food and waiting all goddamn night to bust a nut inside her walls? Well with Pussysaga, you’ll get a similar experience except you’ll be solving puzzles instead of spending cash. I prefer the puzzles, personally- at least those are mentally stimulating.
What I Hate
The game is manipulative. It is absolutely designed to suck you in, get you addicted, and then put you in a place where you get really fucking tempted to spend some cash. Imagine you’re on a date with a bitch, you pull all the right moves, you got her on the bed. Then as you start to slide her panties off, she stops you and asks for $100 to proceed.
This is the type of situation you can get in with Pussysaga. As you get deeper into the game, you’ll find yourself needing better stats, better gifts, and more energy to nail these ladies. Let’s just say, there’s a long way to do it, and a short way and the short way will cost you dough.
Easy on the greed!
I think the microtransactions don’t have to be so greedy. The creators should also consider an option of buying a version of the game that gives you lots of money, energy, and everything else so you can just play it like a normal game.
Also, the game is only available on Android for mobile. If you have an Apple phone, just fap on your desktop computer my friend cause you are straight outta luck.
Final Fantasy Pussy
Fun game! I haven’t gotten this “into” a porn game since my last hentai game, and those motherfuckers cost like $30.
In the long run, you can find yourself dumping a lot of cash into Pussy Saga, especially if you want to see all the pussies. But even if you don’t want to spend money, this game is great for an hour or two. You’ll be entertained, you’ll get a couple of good fap sessions, and it’s overall a good time. Nutaku hit a home run with Pussysaga, and I have no doubt they are making a pretty penny.