Porn Lux! They say time and tide wait for no man, and they sure don’t wait for those traveling in the fast lane of life with their stiff cock in their hand, pumping away to some of the most fantastic porn ever made. However, one critical mistake I keep seeing porn fans making is not managing their time correctly to allow themselves to enjoy the best part of porn, watching it rather than spending countless hours searching for it.
I’m sure all of you can relate to trawling through ten porn sites at once looking for ‘’that video’’ you saw months ago that had your cock in a trance, and you were so damn porn drunk that you can’t remember what it was called. Let it go, bro; I know that squirting Brazilian chick with a pussy so tight you couldn’t slide a credit card through it had you hooked, but it’s lost in the sticky waves of the high porn seas now!
However, there may be a rescue ship on the horizon. What if there was a site that acted as a standalone search engine that, whenever you type the porn you’re looking for into its search bar, provides a seemingly endless flow of relevant porn that is pulled from a worldwide selection of porn tube sites and embeds it in one handy space?
Sounds like a dream come true, doesn’t it? Well, that’s the kind of stuff that Pornlux.com is claiming to offer, and I’ve been told that it can be a great way to find the kind of smut you want in a time-efficient manner. But while I’m all about any porn site that lets us cut down searching hours and lets us focus on actually watching porn, I’m a skeptical motherfucker, and I never take the gossip on the porn street at face value.
And you know what that means! Yep, it’s time for Pornlux.com to spread its alluring cheeks and present me with its virtual pussy because the Porn Dude is about to go deeper into this site than anyone has before. Join me!
What is Pornlux.com?
At first glance, Pornlux.com looks like a standard porn tube site, but when you navigate to the bottom and see how the mods describe the platform, you’ll see that it’s something different. Pornlux.com describes itself as a fully automated search engine that lets you seek out free porn videos across a huge database of porn categories that is seemingly endless.
Let me put things straight. I’ve heard all of this stuff before from porn sites, and many times it has turned out to be bullshit. But with Pornlux.com? Fuck me! This site has more filthy suggestions than most of my porn-loving female fuck buddy’s come up with when they have me cuffed to their bed.
When I say that this site has a library of porn categories from A to Z, I fuckin’ mean it! One curious thing I often find is that there are few porn categories beginning with Z on the vast majority of smut sites I review. But Pornlux.com breaks this system with an alphabet that ranges from A for anal, African American, and ass-to-ass to Z for zombie porn, the Zero Tolerance porn studio, and zucchini—no prizes for guessing what happens to those lucky motherfuckin’ vegetables in the latter category.
What’s the Porn Like on Pornlux.com?
I mean, holy shit, where the hell do you even begin here? I bet that’s what most of you are asking yourselves right now as you look at this site’s monster ability to provide almost every type of porn imaginable. Well, take my hand; I’m about to guide you through it by introducing you to some of its naughtiest highlights!
● My Teen Wife Jumps On Cocks Non-Stop in Creampie Gangbang – If you’re going to watch a creampie gangbang, make it a German one because those kinky fuckers do it the best! Take this perverse video as a prime example as some cucked dude stands by and watches as his 18-year-old wife dives into a sleazy creampie gangbang at a Berlin sex club. Her gaping pussy oozes rivers of cum, ropes of jizz dangle from her chin, and this bitch can’t stop smiling. Woe be upon the poor fucker who had to clean those black bedsheets after this jizz-soaked onslaught!
● Rare Retro Soviet Porn – From bumblebee-themed porn to those horror porn movies from the Czech Republic, I’ve jerked off to some crazy shit, but this video goes the extra mile. This filthy home footage was captured by a gang of mature swingers in the USSR and shows them dancing naked before a full-blown Russian orgy breaks out. Man, to think watching this back in the day could have gotten you an unwanted meeting with the KGB followed by a one-way ticket to the Gulag!
● When Porn Sisters Sandra and Alica Romain Appeared on Screen Together in No Holes Barred 4 – Throughout the Noughties, the Romanian super whore Sandra Romain was an absolute icon of pure filth and an inspiration for harlots worldwide. However, many people never expected her biggest fan to be her sister, Alice Romain. Sandra’s sister was so inspired by her big sister that she followed in her footsteps and joined the porn industry. In No Holes Barred 4, the pair even starred on screen together. Of course, they didn’t play together, but they did get absolutely railed mere inches from one another. Alice was keen to impress her sister and took a cowgirl anal hammering with her tongue up her male co-star’s ass. Sorry, Alice! You might be hot, but you’ll never take the cum-stained crown from your sister!
Design of the Site
For a site that can offer so much damn porn, Pornlux.com tends to take you by surprise initially because of its tube-style site theme. The site uses a black, gray, and orange color scheme with a well-made logo in the same colors. The logo is simple but stylish and features an orange heart penetrating the pretty white letter O in the word porn.
After the logo is a main menu home to the site’s most important areas ranging from the homepage and categories to featured and hottest porn videos. After this is a search bar that you can use to find your way through this site’s quivering array of hardcore smut.
The site’s homepage then displays twelve of the site’s most popular categories in rows of four featured images, followed by a button that lets you see all categories. After this is a selection of featured porn videos and featured categories in a similar format.
Then, the homepage rounds off with an eye-watering library of all the categories the site offers in alphabetical order. Again, don’t underestimate this collection of smut categories because it’s seriously huge!
What I Like Most About it
What. The. Fuck… Look, I tried to put this site to the test and searched some of the most obscure porn niches out, ranging from triple anal to Soviet porn, and the site rarely failed to produce a throbbing array of filth that was fitting to my quirky porn needs. That shit is impressive, and this is a site built to withstand the horniest porn fanatics!
It would be a severe letdown for a site of this size to provide obstacles for its users when they’re browsing through its vast library of content, so I was happy to see that Pornlux.com had implemented a video preview feature that plays a short roll of each video’s highlights whenever you hover over the thumbnail. That saves a lot of time!
Okay, so it can provide a free virtual library of Alexandria of porn. There has to be ads, right? That’s precisely what I thought, and I almost expected this site’s Achilles Heel to be in the on-site ads. But Pornlux.com only surprised me further by having no ads throughout the site when I explored it.
Also, if you can’t be bothered navigating through this site’s vast portfolio, then it has a handy selection of recommended videos for you to watch that have been curated over the years. I tested this section out, and it was full of some downright dick-melting filth that is well worth watching.
What I Don’t Like
My biggest criticism about Pornlux.com was its lack of a dedicated pornstar category to accompany its vivid array of porn niches. After all, some people might be persuaded to sidestep categories in favor of watching their favorite pornstar in action, regardless of what specific kinky shit she’s doing in the video.
Suggestions I Have for Pornlux.com
There’s a fuck tonne of epic pornstars featured across the site, including some very underrated and little-known names, so a directory taking you through their names and content would be an epic addition to the site that I’m sure your fans would love, and it would undoubtedly be a solid boost for your overall SEO, too.
Conclusion
Well, thanks a lot, Pornlux.com! Now my dick is porn drunk and will undoubtedly have a smut hangover in the morning. Anyway, it was worth it to indulge in so much smut in such a short space of time. Pornlux.com took me by surprise, I have to say. What initially appeared as a bog standard-looking porn tube site turned out to be a wealthy library of smut packed with porn riches. Would I come back and cum again? Fuck yeah!