What’s up, you horny fuckers!? I hope you haven’t been too busy breaking that cock off because I’ve got a treat for you today! It might be the perfect thing to give that poor arm a rest day! (Or not.) Don’t you ever get tired of pulling on that little thing? I mean, it must be exhausting! Haha! I bet that right arm is about the size of Terry Crews’! Anyway, depending on how horny you are right now, what I’m about to show you might give you something else to do other than pull your dick off.
Don’t worry; I’m not about to start suggesting Netflix films! Besides, this shit might just turn you on anyway! I was doing a bit of browsing, and I had a look through Pornhub’s “funny” category. Yeah, that’s right! The great Pornhub. Obviously, the site has pretty much everything, even slightly related to a dick and pussy, so stupid videos weren’t exactly a crazy find. People tend to upload the most random shit on there.
Remember when Germany beat Brazil in the 2014 World Cup? I will never forget reading the newspaper headlines: “Pornhub begs users to stop uploading video clips of Brazil getting beaten 7-1.” That shit was fucking priceless! I bet a lot of Germans whacked off to that too! Hahaha!
But I’m not about to recommend random videos uploaded by a bunch of bozos either. Instead, today, we will be looking at some hysterical uploads of people failing at sex or using it to express their quirky personalities. So, give that little pecker some well-deserved rest and get ready to laugh!
Good old Pornhub
I don’t think I need to explain the design of Pornhub. It’s fucking Pornhub. You know what the design is. You’ve probably got it etched into your brain like your sister’s lingerie set. With good ol’ Pornhub, you get to enjoy the same black and orange design, sprinkled with ads about “single moms in your area” or that new platform “Jerkmat.” But, of course, they probably don’t need to advertise that anymore since you’ve probably already signed up.
They’ll probably keep that minimalistic design until the world’s power grid finally blows. Although, I’m sure you’d probably get hard just by seeing the colors. They’ve trained you real fucking good!
Funny Sexy Content
I don’t know where the fuck else you’re going to find content like this. Pornhub’s “funny” category has some of the wackiest shit I’ve ever seen. And to be honest, you’re probably not going to find anything like it anywhere else. Where the fuck else are you going to find a guy fucking a girl and cumming so hard that he shoots his load into his own fucking mouth!? Haha! I’m telling you! Some of this shit is fucking biblical!
There’s a weird variety of content in this category. A lot of it is people fucking up sex. (You could probably relate to that!) Some videos are staged skits, and while porn actors aren’t necessarily known for their creative content, some of this shit is seriously funny! There are also videos of people who are clearly just high out of their fucking minds. I stumbled over a video of a bitch just acting like a fucking chicken. That’s it. There was no joke. She was just standing there, naked, clucking like a fucking chicken while her husband filmed. It was probably some fucked up fetish. Maybe one of them had some intimate farm adventures when they were young.
“Summer Bunnie” loves to post videos of her necking down her man. One video shows her giving her man head so good that motherfucker shoots his load a few seconds in the video! I’m sure you can relate! Haha! That shit was hilarious — seeing her trying to get him hard again while his cock is flopping around. But what was really funny about that video, though, was that this motherfucker was wearing crocks!
Imagine uploading a video to Pornhub where you not only cum early, but you do it while wearing crocks! What the fuck is this guy’s life like?
“NickiBlack” posted a video of a guy doing what you wish you could do to a girl. The video is titled “When the magic wand broke.” Apparently, she thought it would be funny to have a dude motorboat her fucking vagina. She was absolutely right! That shit was hilarious! You think this guy is about to go down on her when he puts his face in her pussy and starts whirring like a fucking aircraft! It’s 33 seconds of just that — about enough time to make you cum from jealousy!
A post from “DrGreysAnatomy” made my fucking day! The video is titled “Lube Fail.” It opens with a fine-ass girl on the bed smiling at a guy behind the camera. This guy walks in with a cock about as big as my thumb. The dude had the confidence of a guy with 10 inches on him! (You can learn a thing or two from that guy!) He stands there as the girl kneels down to suck his cock, and her reaction was fucking priceless!
That girl looked like she was going to throw the fuck up! Imagine having a small cock that tastes bad! You better hope that you only have one of those things. Afterward, the dude laughed about it like it was no big deal. There are plenty of guys who would kill for that kind of confidence! You should subscribe to him and ask him for tips on how to get hot girls to want to suck your small and smelly cock!
There’s plenty of content on here that you can use to make yourself feel better about your sexual inadequacies! But be careful not to get too turned on and start jerking off to them!
What was good
Some of these videos are legitimately hilarious, even those of goofy girls who just got way too fucking high. There’s a good chance that you’ll find something to make you chuckle in this category. This is the kind of shit that would make YouTube jealous they can’t put it on their site. I mean, where the fuck else are you going to find a video of a girl just queefing for 10 minutes? Do you think I’m fucking joking? This video exists! Look for “Miss Jenni P,” and you can find a video of her laying on her bed and just letting her pussy rip for 10 minutes.
How the fuck do you even do that on command? I can’t even fart on command! And you know there’s probably a hand full of people who viewed that video and just jerked off.
Whenever you want to give your cock a break from its relentless torture, there is a large amount of ridiculous content to enjoy here. So I guess the “rule 34” really is valid. Except, in this case, it’s more like, “if you can think of it, it probably fucking exists.”
What was not so good
I don’t know why such a large organization would think it’s okay to muddle their fucking content. If I’m looking at the “funny” category, why do I have to sift through a bunch of videos that have nothing to do with being funny? While there’s content on there that anyone with a sense of humor and a semi-hard-on might enjoy, some of the videos are just regular pornos.
No, Pornhub. I don’t really find anything funny about a hot babe fucking her landlord. Where’s the joke? They probably know that all the hopeless horndogs will get distracted from these goofy naked girls and will eventually want to jerk off to anything.
I was also pretty disappointed with the comment section on these videos. The Pornhub comment section is usually fucking gold. I was expecting some top-tier quips, but most of the comments amounted to “nice” and “that’s hot.” For every one of these ridiculous videos, there was definitely at least one guy that found them hot enough to bust to.
Conclusion
There’s a lot in Pornhub’s “funny” category to keep you entertained until the blood finally circulates through your dick again. There’s a lot of unrelated content, but it’s worth browsing for a good laugh. And you get to feel better about yourself watching all these guys blow their load so quickly! Next time you’re with a girl, you can show her those videos and say, “See? It happens to everyone!”