If you’re up to speed with internet culture, then you’ve no doubt heard of the concept surrounding the ‘’big titty Goth GF’’. This is precisely what it sounds like, and there’s no shortage of people across the online world who feel proverbial lighting bolts hit their dick when they think of an alt girl with fat tits and a naughty look in her eye.
But busty Goth girls are like Harley-Davidson bikes. Many people dream of having one, but getting one in reality takes a lot of work. That’s why many folks keep their Goth GF aspirations a mere fantasy and give up trying to find one for real. If you’re one of them, let me tell you that life’s too short, my dude!
Plus, while finding a horny Goth chick in real life might not be easy, finding one that you can virtually play with online is far more straightforward, and with a booming population of horny Goth sluts creating XXX content online that’ll stoke the fires between your thighs, what’s your excuse to not be playing with them?
To make things even better, you have the trusted hand of the Porn Dude to guide you through this wild world of leather, lace, and big tits because I know all of the naughtiest corners of the internet where the horniest alt girls and Goth chicks hang out. One of them is the well-known platform on OnlyFans.
And it’s OnlyFans where we’ll be heading today as we go on a mission to review an alt model on the platform who is said to be creating the kind of content that’ll send any Goth slut enthusiast wild. Her name is Onlyfans.com/puuppygutz and I want to find out if she does the aesthetic proud and, most importantly, whether she’s worth subscribing to!
Now, let’s get started!
What is Onlyfans.com/puuppygutz?
Onlyfans.com/puuppygutz is the official OnlyFans account of a model named Zoie. If you like alt girls aged 18 to 21 who do cute Ahegao faces when they cum, then turn back now because Zoie is a self-declared Goth MILF and is proud of it. As well as OnlyFans, she can also be found on other platforms ranging from PornHub to TikTok and Instagram.
She describes herself as a ‘’BJ Queen’’ who is two parts slim and thicc and the ‘’MILF of your dreams’’. Her OnlyFans profile is free to subscribe to, but most of her NSFW content is hidden behind a paywall and comes with a price tag. Next, let’s look deeper into her content and see if it’s high grade enough to be worth paying for!
What’s the Content Like on Onlyfans.com/puuppygutz?
Onlyfans.com/puuppygutz isn’t exactly booming with content. At the time of writing, there were only thirty pieces of media for us to explore, with a blend of paid and free content being on offer. Nevertheless, exploring this small but mighty portfolio can still take a decent chunk of time, so I decided to do it for you and introduce you to some of the highlights!
● Sometimes I Cum Harder Just From Giving Head! – Man, that’s like music to my fuckin’ ears! Zoie isn’t lying, either, and this video shows her putting her throat to work on the long dick of one of her fuck buddies. She does tend to gag a lot, but the way she gives a sleazy side eye to the camera as that dick disappears down her throat more than makes up for it!
● Breakfast is Served! – Waking up to that sight every morning would be a damn fine way to start the day! In this nude snap, we see Onlyfans.com/puuppygutz spreading her legs in the air and pulling her panties aside so that her chunky Goth labia is bursting out from around the thin fabric of her underwear. That’s what you call the breakfast of champions, my friends!
● Bad Teacher – This semi-porn grade content revolves around some naughty roleplaying that sees Onlyfans.com/puuppygutz pose as a mature student trying to get a better grade on her exam through a sexually corrupted teacher. To earn better grades, her pussy is put to work after class. After a sloppy BJ that sees her gagging loudly, she bends over to get smashed from behind, but this teacher can’t help himself and ends up dumping a load in his student’s hot Goth pussy. Thankfully, we get a nice view of her sloppy reward as the scene winds down!
The Design of the Profile
Onlyfans.com/puuppygutz is far from the only alt/Goth girl modeling on OnlyFans. This means that she needs to put additional effort into her profile to ensure that it stands out from the crowd, and a prime way to do this is by adding a profile and cover photo combo to her profile that grabs potential subscribers by the dick from the second they arrive. But has she done it?
Onlyfans.com/puuppygutz hasn’t neglected to add photos to her profile, but the initial cover photo you tend to feast your eyes upon isn’t the best choice. It’s a side profile of her face with a Christmas tree behind, which is slightly blurry and gives off the vibes of a police mugshot. I’m not a fan.
Her profile picture, on the other hand, is a much better improvement. It’s taken in the same Christmassy setting as her cover photo but shows Onlyfans.com/puuppygutz looking into the camera lens with a finger over her lips, and we get to see her body, some tats, and her tits pushing through a tight black dress. Nice!
Below this is her profile bio which is pretty short and sweet, introducing herself as an alt BJ Queen and the MILF of her fans’ dreams. She’s also listed her location as ‘’In your veins; like pretty poison.’’ Also included in her profile bio are two links to wish lists that allow her fans to buy the various items that she wants, which currently range from Bad Dragon sex toys to slutty Goth lingerie.
What I Like Most About it
While there’s no shortage of 18+ teen Goth sluts on OnlyFans, finding MILF alt girls isn’t always as easy, so I love the niche that Onlyfans.com/puuppygutz is trying to dominate. She is proud of her MILF status and owning it!
Onlyfans.com/puuppygutz also thinks outside of the box when adding ways for her fans to interact with her by adding stuff like Amazon Wishlists to her profile. This lets fans gift her with items that they can then see being worn in real-time in her content, thus letting them get a closer connection to her and equally allowing her to get the stuff she wants and diversify her OnlyFans income.
And last but not least, let’s talk about her content. The stuff that Onlyfans.com/puuppygutz is amateur, that’s for sure, but it’s far from tame. As well as casual nudes, this chick isn’t afraid to get nasty in her videos, and the one that saw her pushing her deepthroat abilities to the limit, getting pounded in doggy style, and then showing off a creampie with pride really stood out to me!
What I Don’t Like
The first downside I found to Onlyfans.com/puuppygutz was the design of the profile. The cover photo does a really poor job of showcasing how hot this girl is, and it looks more like a police mugshot and not a hot one like you’d expect to find on a Mugshot Shawties site! On top of this, the profile bio is poorly written. It does a shitty job of introducing potential subscribers to everything she offers and underlining the reasons why they should subscribe.
Currently, the content on Onlyfans.com/puuppygutz is limited, and there isn’t a lot of media on here to explore. For people thinking of signing up, this could be a dealbreaker that makes them opt for another Goth OnlyFans girl whose content portfolio dwarfs that of Onlyfans.com/puuppygutz.
Suggestions I Have for Onlyfans.com/puuppygutz
It’s critical that Onlyfans.com/puuppygutz overhauls her profile and makes it more appealing to potential subscribers when they arrive. I’d suggest switching the cover picture for something that diversifies the profile’s appearance and grabs users by the balls from the second they arrive. Perhaps choose one with fierce eye contact, excellent levels of cleavage on show, and one that sums up your Goth/alt aesthetic.
Also, pay attention to the importance of a well-written bio on an OnlyFans profile. Currently, the profile bio of Onlyfans.com/puuppygutz isn’t engaging enough, and it could do with a rewrite that makes it form a better introduction to you, showcases the stuff you offer in an emoji bullet point list, and entices users with erotic language.
As always, content is king on OnlyFans, and Onlyfans.com/puuppygutz needs more content to contend with more well-established Goth models on the platform. So, my final suggestion would be to beef up the profile’s content in as many diverse ways as possible, thus giving yourself more selling points, increased monetization, and better reasons for fans to subscribe.
Conclusion
Overall, Onlyfans.com/puuppygutz is an up-and-coming OnlyFans model who will appeal to anybody who appreciates the aesthetic of an alt/Goth MILF. Her content is amateur but engaging, and she does an excellent job diversifying how she interacts with her fans.
However, the profile still needs improvement. From overhauling the cover photo and written bio to beefing up the content portfolio, Onlyfans.com/puuppygutz needs some tweaks to reach its maximum potential.