Near Hentai! We all have our favorite types of hentai. Of course, you could be one of those mega-weebs that only fap to hot hentai content hand-drawn by horny Japanese artists. And well, if that’s the case, this will not be a site for you. You elitist cucks likely wouldn’t even call the shit I have for you today, hentai. It’s more of a Western toon style that’s been gaining popularity lately. Still, if you’re at all a fan of kinky R34 action, you’ll love this website. You’ll be jerking your dick to your favorite cartoon characters getting fucked and sucked in no time.
Now, Nearhentai.com isn’t your standard hentai or toon porn website. It’s not some massive hub with thousands of posts by various authors and artists. Nope. On the contrary, this is an enormous hub with thousands of posts by a single prolific artist known as Nearphotison. This dude has been pumping out toon porn of his favorite characters for years now. The site launched in 2017 and is currently going strong with roughly 212 thousand fappers monthly fan base. That’s not too bad, especially considering this is all a one-person show.
Simple, Blog-Style Site Free of Ad Clutter
As such, you’re not getting a flashy website; this is a bare-bones blog that was probably created for free in 2017. So don’t visit the website expecting all of the usual bells and whistles you’d get from a regular adult comic website. However, that doesn’t mean that the experience will be shitty. On the contrary, Nearhentai actually has some dope user features that make browsing less of a chore than it could be.
Before I get into the details, I want to mention that my first impression of the website was decent. It’s not very eye-catching. It has a bright white design, a right-hand sidebar for navigation, and previews for the newest uploads going down the center of the page. You won’t see any ads here. None. Nada. Zip. You won’t be redirected or have to deal with any annoying pop-up windows. This site is all fueled by subscriptions to Nearphotison’s SubscribeStar. This fuck doesn’t even charge you for the base content on here, so toss them a buck if you end up jerking your dick to their hot content.
Plenty of Filters for Characters, Pairings, Tags, and Erotica
You can’t really alter what shows up on the home page as far as filters go. You’ll simply find previews for the newest comics, panels, and illustrations uploaded to the site. And, I have to say, this horny bastard has a crazy fucking upload schedule. Check out the “Post Schedule” page to see that they have uploads planned every day for the next two months. Goddamn. Between fapping and drawing, this dude must have hands that look like claws after all of that carpal tunnel kicking in. It’s no easy feat to pump out that much original content.
Aside from the crazy post schedule, the sidebar has options for “Comics Directory, Character Directory, Popular Pairings, Erotic Fiction, Studio Tour, Q&A Videos, Random Post, and Tags.” These sections are actually pretty helpful. The directories have images showcasing popular characters and series. Everything is clearly and stylishly labeled, so it’s a breeze to scroll through and find the suitable series or character to which you want to jerk off. And, man, this dude has R34 of all of the popular bitches like Bean, Princess Jasmine, Chi-Chi, Ryuko, Rainbow Dash, and Velma, to name a select few.
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The “Popular Pairings” page shows comics’ most popular character combinations. Right now, the more popular pairs are Arella + Raven, Bart + Marge, and Best Boy + Raven. Man, you cucks love Raven, huh? I can’t say I blame you. I’d want to spread those thick thighs for myself. Clicking on any of the pairing options will give you a full list of comics and illustrations featuring both characters.
If you’re looking for a bit of variety, then you can find some steamy erotic fiction by multiple authors in the, you guessed it, “Erotic Fiction” section. You won’t find any images here, but you can rub yourself raw to some amateur R34 erotic fiction if that’s up to your alley. And finally, you can browse through a comprehensive list of fetish tags and even more characters using the “Tags” page. But if you aren’t picky, you can just hit “Random Post” to be taken to a kinky random comic.
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As far as previews go, you get a small image preview and a bunch of text where the author goes on about why he decided it was necessary or appropriate to have the characters he chose fuck. But, really, I don’t get why it’s necessary. I don’t need your moral reasoning about why Goku has to get rimmed by Vegeta or the entire backstory on why you decided to have Bean get her pussy eaten by Mora.
The entire image post will have an expandable image for the full illustration, links to the characters featured in the comic, and a list of related posts. You can save and jerk off to anything you see here at a later date simply by right-clicking and saving whatever the fuck you want. There’s no account needed or anything like that. And most of the posts are just a single image or two, so it’s easy to save them to your spank bank.
An Easy-to-Use Mobile Version of the Site
As for the mobile experience, Nearhentai is fairly simple to browse on your phone. It’s a blog-style site, so it translates perfectly well to a mobile version. You still have access to all of the same menus and options you have on the full desktop experience. It’s all just tucked away beneath a drop-down header for your convenience.
ThePornDude’s Favorite Features
This fuck has got some dedication. He’s been uploading kinky R34 comics, illustrations, and more for years now with no signs of slowing down anytime soon. They have an upload schedule planned out with an original piece coming out daily for the next couple of months at least. That means you’ll never run out of sexy content to rub yourself raw to on this website. And the comics themselves are well done. You can tell that this dude puts a lot of effort into these posts.
It’s pretty easy to pop around to different site sections and find content worth fapping to. There are loads of great filter tools and search options that enable you to sort by character, fetish tag, and even character pairings. It’s one of the best blog-style sites run by an individual fetish artist that I’ve come across recently. Unfortunately, most of these horny fucks don’t know shit about how to make a site useable, let alone enjoyable. Nearhentai strikes a good balance of simplicity and useful features.
ThePornDude’s Suggestions
This site doesn’t need much. It’s got a ton of great features, an ad-free page, and all of that good stuff. The only thing that I want to see this site add is a nice, sleek dark mode to make it easier on the eyes. It’s such a bright white design that can be fucking blinding when viewing it at night. Oh, and make the preview images larger. As it is, they’re a bit small for no apparent reason. Other than that, I’m pretty pleased with the overall experience this website offers.
ThePornDude’s Final Thoughts
Overall, Nearhentai.com is well worth a visit if you like jerking off to Western toon-style porn comics, illustrations, panels, and light erotica. The site is a breeze to use and has plenty of valuable features that make finding the perfect comic to fap to easy. Plus, this dude uploads new content nearly every fucking day. I’m impressed by how well put together the site is, given that it’s a single hentai-addicted cuck running the show. I recommend checking this platform to find the treasure trove of hot, fap-worthy toon porn and Western hentai.