Two Chicks Same Time is one of the most common fantasies among dudes everywhere, and that’s as true today as it was yesterday and it will be tomorrow. The cavemen used to fantasize about banging two cavewomen while painting the cavern walls white, and the futuristic superhumans of tomorrow will be doing the same damn thing. They might have better masturbation gizmos in the future, auto-fucking robots and the like, but I bet the porn will be nearly identical. They’ll just be having threesomes in spaceships instead of the living rooms, offices, yoga studios and poolsides you’ll find on this next site.
Whether you’re a value shopper seeking the most porno for your dollar or a smut connoisseur who really appreciates the good stuff, there’s a good chance you’re already familiar with Naughty America, who have long held a slot in the top ten on my list of Top Premium Porn Sites here at ThePornDude. They ain’t just a singular paysite, but a whole-ass porn network. There’s a lot included with the regular ticket price, including the brand we’re looking at today. 2 Chicks Same Time is a Naughty America site focusing on guy-girl-girl threesomes. I’ve already got high hopes, but let’s take a look and make sure the standards are still high.
Threesomes from a Known Quantity
NaughtyAmerica.com calls themselves “the last porn membership you’ll ever need. Period.” That’s bold as hell, and frankly the kind of thing I hear all the time on porn sites. They might be onto something, though, because the network really does have a lot to offer. 2 Chicks Same Time is one of the things they have to offer, but the membership actually includes dozens of sites. The collection is sprawling, with sites in all kinds of themes, from classroom sex to cuckolding, taboo to interracial.
And of course, threesomes, as in the case of 2 Chicks Same Time. The threesome movies are shot with the same high production values you expect from Naughty America, as well as a lot of the same stars. They shoot with some truly world-class pornstars, many of whom you will recognize and who you already beat off to. They’ve shot vids with such big names as Skylar Vox, Katie Kush and Lana Rhoades. A lot of the recent flicks star girls I’ve gotten to know quite well on the PornDudeCasting couch, like Penelope Kay, Jackie Hoff, Paisley Porter and Kira Noir.
The thumbnail for a recent flick with Candice Dare and Kenzie Madison looked hot as fucking hell, so I clicked through for a closer look. Unfortunately, the ”Play” buttons on most of the previews just send you to the signup page. That’s a pet peeve of mine, but at least NaughtyAmerica is popular enough that you’ll find previews available on pretty much any tube. Personally, I feel like that’s the wrong strategy. I give out real sneak peeks at PornDudeCasting, because I figure if someone leaves to visit a tube, they’re going to be less likely to come back and sign up after they jack off. Food sells best when people are hungry, you feel me?
If you click your way back to the front page of NaughtyAmerica.com, you can see a video trailer for the latest flick. The only problem is, with so many different sites included, it probably won’t be a 2 Chicks Same Time preview. That said, it will give you a taste of those high production values I mentioned, not to mention the quality and talent of the women.
Threesome Porn by the Numbers
If you really need a preview before buying the full ticket, they do have a 3-day trial of the network for two bucks. After the trial, it converts to a regular membership, which is $32 a month. That’s two bucks more expensive than most paysites, but you get access to dozens of sites instead of just one. I’m always stressing the value of networks if you’re looking for a lot of porn, and NaughtyAmerica.com is one of the better ones.
My golden standard for paysite releases is one per week. If I get that, I’m happy, but NaughtyAmerica is a whole bunch of sites. They’re adding fresh content somewhere on the network every day. That catch here is that it ain’t necessarily the subject of this review, those 2 Chicks Same Time films. Today’s movie is part of My Daughter’s Hot Friend, and other recent releases have been branded with Tonight’s Girlfriend, Naughty Office, and American Daydreams.
In fact, the most recent 2 Chicks Same Time movie came out a month ago. It’s a 4th of July celebration starring Chanel Brooks and Mila Monet, and I’ll definitely be watching that a little later. Looks like there were a couple other releases around the same time, but they came after a seven-month drought for this particular NaughtyAmerica imprint.
I clicked the Threesome tag at the top of the main Member’s page, and the search came back with over 500 movies. The good news is that Naughty America puts out a new group sex movie every week or so, they just ain’t necessarily part of the 2 Chicks Same Time site. Since that Chanel Brooks and Mila Monet picture I mentioned, they’ve also put out threesomes under the Real Pornstars and Naughty Office brands.
Let’s break down those numbers some more. NaughtyAmerica.com has over 10,000 scenes, 532 of which contains threesomes, including 241 Two Chicks Same Time videos. Hell, even if you stick strictly to the latter category, you’re still going to need a ton of time, lube, and forearm stamina to fap your way through the entire thing. I hope you don’t have any big plans coming up.
Two Chicks and They’re Both Stunning
I’d been itching to watch that Candice Dare, Kenzie Madison video ever since I saw in on the Two Chicks Same Time tour page, so that’s where I headed once I got signed up and logged in. After the iconic Naughty America intro with the lips, the two girls appear on the screen together. There’s a nervous dude at the side of bed with a camera, and it turns out he won a contest to be here today. Lucky dude, huh? They invite him onto the bed to get a closer shot of the girls kissing, giggling as they feel each other up and tease him.
The girls enjoy each other first, and I love how Kenzie puts that beautiful ass in the air as she’s eating out her friend. There’s some skittle diddling and some face riding, and then they turn their attention to our hero about ten minutes in. It’s a double blowjob, Kenzie sucking the balls while Candice bobs her head on the shaft, and then they switch. The camerawork is lovely, alternating from the blowjob recipient’s POV cam to a steadily handheld camera off to the side. Of course, I expect no less from Naughty America.
Really, the whole movie is what I expect from the network. They’ve been putting out dirty movies for a couple decades now and have gotten pretty goddamn good at the craft. Besides the polished camerawork and editing, it’s a pristine set, and holy fucking shit, check out those women! Whether they’re making Two Chicks Same Time videos or something else on the network, they’re shooting with beautiful women who know how to fuck well and who love doing it. It sounds like a simple enough formula, but how many sites do it this well?
This flick was good enough that I needed it for the permanent spank bank. NaughtyAmerica.com memberships include downloads, so go ahead and stock up while you’re signed up. This is a great site overall if you’re looking to build your offline smut collection.
NaughtyAmerica.com comes through once again. Two Chicks Same Time is a winning brand that shows the studio doing what it does best, making porn, and focusing on a threesome theme. While it ain’t an uncommon act in the world of pornography, few companies can consistently put out such high-quality flicks in such high quantities. The only downside here is that 2 Chicks Same Time is infrequently updated with new content, but most members will find the rest of the threesomes and massive stash of other material on the network make up for that. If you’re looking for a big bang and a bunch of MFF scenes for your buck, here it is.