When you hear the phrase “Naughty Ads”, what do you immediately envision? I actually think of two separate categories of adult-oriented advertisements, one a blessing and the other a curse. If you’re a regular internet masturbator, you’ve no doubt grown accustomed to the onslaught of spam you get from the free sites even if you’re running a good adblocker plugin for your browser. Those arguably suck, even if they do occasionally nudge you toward some high-quality fap fodder you’ve never experienced before.
On the other hand, if you’re on the hunt for a little bit of paid strange, you’ll probably be seeking out a different type of advertisement. Those are the type of bulletins you’ll find on NaughtyAds.com.au, a directory of escorts, erotic masseuses and strippers all across Australia. They’ve been around for over a decade now, having launched back in 2012, and they’re still giving punters what they want all these years later. The joint gets well over half a million visitors every month, and today I’ll be among them. Let’s see how easily the site can help me get laid.
Naughty Ads All Across Australia
As soon as I landed on the front page, I could tell NaughtyAds wasn’t going to be another half-assed, low-effort directory of hookers. While you can certainly find some action on the uglier websites, a nice presentation like this helps draw in a bigger userbase of both punters and escorts. That means you’ll not just have a nicer, smoother user experience, but you’ll have a bigger selection of babes to choose from. Choice is one of the main things I look for on these sites, and it often ties in directly with how pretty the layout looks.
They start hitting you with the good stuff right away, with a rotating selection of Featured Escorts sliding across the top of the page. A few things pop out at me right away. For one thing, the site allows explicit photos, and lots of them. Among the face shots and lingerie-clad mirror selfies, there are a few Featured babes hawking their wares with front-page pictures of boobies, butts, and even one gal spreading her pussy lips for the camera. Click on an image and you’ll bring up the full listing, where you’ll find an even bigger spread of pics for each girl.
I also like the range of women offering their services. All kinds of babes are posting their own Naughty Ads, from busty redheads to thick-ass PAWGs to exotic little babes to tattooed goth girls. A row of sexy pics below the featured sluts directs visitors to selections of Strippers, Body Rubs, BDSM, Trans Escorts and even Male Escorts if that’s what you’re looking for. You certainly ain’t going to be limited to a particular type of sex worker, that’s for sure.
I don’t have my location settings dialed in just yet, so the front page of NaughtyAds.com.au offers up a range of escorts working all across Australia. There’s a sultry blonde girl in Melbourne, an athletic MILF in Perth, a slim duo of babes offering doubles in Port Lincoln, and a goddess with a huge ass working out of Sydney. That’s all in just the top row, too, so don’t feel like you’ve got to travel far and wide to find the call girl of your dreams.
Strong Odds, Even for Ugly Dudes
I decided to check out the NaughtyAds in Sydney first, since you tend to find the best selection in the biggest cities, no matter what country you’re in. NaughtyAds.com.au has thousands of listings, a few hundred of which are operating in the Sydney area. If you click the button to trim the results down to Verified girls only, you still end up with nearly two hundred as of this writing.
Verification can be really hit or miss on these types of websites, so I took a closer look at how the system works here. Honestly, I think their verification system is pretty solid. They randomly assign a hand gesture, and the escort has to take a photo mimicking that gesture. It’s not perfect, but I like it better than some of the monetary-based verification systems I’ve seen, and it’s certainly a million times better than the sites that offer no verification at all. That said, it’s still up to you to do your own due diligence to make sure you don’t get ripped off.
I certainly appreciate the verification and I love the range of women, but still, two hundred is a lot of NaughtyAds for a horny dude like me to sift through when I’m in a hurry to bang a chick. Besides, who wants to settle for anything but the perfect lay if you’re paying for the privilege? To that end, they’ve built a nice set of search filters for dialing in your preferences.
They’ve got filters for choosing your preferred price range, incalls and outcalls, body type, ethnicity and hair color. They’ve got a couple checkboxes to find girls working right now, as well as those with videos in their Naughty Ads. I like how the Body selection offers a dozen different body types, from Athletic to Curvaceous to Petite to Voluptuous.
I do wish they had some checkboxes for fetishes and sex acts, which would make it a little easier to find girls offering exactly the services you’re interested in. That said, I had luck with the keyword search bar, quickly finding escorts offering Blowjobs, Greek, Femdom, Bondage and Feet. Overall, it’s a very nicely built system for finding the babe you’ve been fantasizing about to act out those fantasies.
Let’s Find a Girl for Me
I tightened my search to only include verified curvy girls offering in-calls in Sydney, which cut the list down to three pages. Once I selected a price range, $200-$300, it finally narrowed my options down to a page, making my final choice a bit easier. Right away, this blonde chick from OnlyFans stood out as she flashed her huge rack in her main profile pic. I clicked through to view her full ad.
The Naughty Ads on the site are pretty exhaustive as far as details are concerned, offering up schedules, services, and a fat range of stats listed under Quick Facts. This chick’s 27 years old, bisexual, with a G cup and real titties. Her starting price is $240, though her hourly rate is $390, so I may end up spending more than I expected.
There’s no registration required on the user end, so I had access to all her info, including contact details. They do, however, offer a VIP Punter account for ten bucks a month. That’ll gain you access to the Private Photos and Private Videos some of the women are posting. They say escorts respond faster to VIP members, though I’m sure your mileage may vary. None of them work for NaughtyAds, and they want your business whether or not you’re paying the website a monthly fee.
I was also happy to see that the site includes user reviews in the listings. Reviews have become one of my make-or-break features I look for whenever I review an escort site, and I’m seriously disappointed when I don’t find them. I don’t like spending money on anything without hearing some user experiences, and the escort business has always been rife with scams. I feel like user reviews are even more important than profile verification, which is easier to fake. In any case, this girl has a five-star rating with some nice writeups about her services.
Overall, NaughtyAds.com.au really nails all the points I look for in a good escort directory. They’ve got a huge selection of women in every major city of Australia, a high-quality search function for finding your ideal girl, and the Naughty Ads themselves include plenty of info and media to help you make your final decision. The platform’s been around for a long time, and they’ve clearly put a lot of time, effort and money into polishing the whole thing, making for an enjoyable and immensely useful user experience. This one’s definitely worth a look if you’re trying to bang an Aussie escort in the very near future.