Let’s get dirty. Really dirty! Even the logo of this website is covered with shit. Myscatporn.com – is the explanation really necessary? This is the day when loads of shit become the center of my attention, and I get to joke with one of the most absurd fetishes that exist in this fucked-up world. Since you are here, reading this review, I guess that you don’t mind a crappy joint that I am going to be blabbing about today. Strap yourselves, shitheads! Things are going to get as nasty as it gets!
Shitty, shittier, the shittiest
The homepage of Myscatporn.com is disturbing. A chick welcoming her boyfriend’s shit on her tongue gave me goosebumps. The whole time, she keeps her blindfold on. I guess that tasting crap is easier when you don’t have to watch it coming out of a hairy asshole. Who the hell knows?! A Russian porno was the next thing that I stumbled upon. A threesome with fat chicks in stockings. Two of them are puking and shitting on a third one. Actually, the two of them are shitting in the third one’s pants. A very charming trio.
Now that my appetite is lost for good, I can dig deeper into this wicked place. Thumbnails show a short video preview. Still, I have to play at least one vid and tell you guys how the player works. I am choosing a random clip…and…an ad! Ok, that gives me a couple of seconds to take a deep breath and prepare myself mentally. Ok, an amateur movie of decent picture quality. A pop-up ad keeps bugging me, leading me to random pages. She sits on a toilet and takes a dump on her lover’s face. The conclusion – videos on Myscatporn.com are free.
The player is simple, letting you go to full screen. Below the vid, you get to vote, leave a comment or share the video. I tried to check out the registration process, but the registration was disabled at the time of this review. I took a look around to find more about Myscatporn.com, but I was not able to find any info on the website. I guess that is fine. I am used to this scenario when it comes to tube websites.
Watch live shows on Myscatporn.com
Now, I am back to the homepage and looking into the options. The first section that I stumbled upon is named Live Sex. One click at this option will take you to another website that presents live shows. As far as I could see, the shows were not scat-related. Yeah, the performances are on the kinky side, but that is more or less something that I usually see on webcam pages. You can watch the shows for free, but you need to log in and top up your account to send tips and gifts.
Most Viewed. One click at this section opens a list of tags that are placed on top of the page. This is a good place to learn a couple of synonyms and expand your vocabulary – shit eating, scat eating, shit in mouth, scat in mouth, poop smearing, turd smearing. A fun list with a lot of appealing terms is you are into crap tasting (one more synonym). Once I clicked on the All Tags option, I was fucking amazed. A huge list of tags is neatly organized in alphabetical order. Great stuff!
I wanted to see the most popular vid on Myscatporn.com, but the ads were annoying the shit out of me. I swear to God, every time I tried to play a new vid, more and more ads were there. The most popular video on this website at the time of this review featured two Russian teens who played with their crap. Twenty-two minutes of shitting and shit eating. Mediocre chicks and mediocre video quality. Two girls one cup is a masterpiece for this load of rubbish!
A plethora of categories
The moment I opened the list of categories on Myscatporn.com, I realized that this was a big website. I mean, you cannot expect a collection counting hundreds of smut since this is a very specific porn niche. The biggest folder – Pooping woman, counts around 300 videos. Lesbian and Solo scat follow with around 100 flicks each. Other categories that boast a decent number of vids are Teen Scat, Lesbian Scat, German, and gangbang Scat.
Ebony Scat is fucking hilarious. These guys and chicks are covered with shit to the point that I couldn’t make out if they were black or just shitty. Gay Scat adds a touch of queerness to this dark and disturbed place, and the Puke and Vomit category infuses diversity into an endless sea of turds. The collection on Myscatporn.com is one big mess of saliva, sperm, vomit, piss, and shit. A true paradise for all body fluids freaks.
My fucking God! A Japanese couple! As if things weren’t already kinky! What the hell now! The lady is sitting on a chair with a hole in it, puts a diaper on her toilet slave, and feeds him with her diarrhea. Go to hell! Go to fucking hell! More diaper changing. This time a German hoe changed her man’s diaper but decided to lick it clean.
I have already told you about the list of tags. This is probably the best thing about Myscatporn.com. The list of tags is an extensive one, letting users pick the flick of their licking without any issues. All you need to do is press Ctrl+F and enter the keyword of your interest. If you don’t know what you are looking for, browse through this excellent and useful list.
Kinky amateurs doing what they do best
Myscatporn.com collects amateur porn. The scat niche is probably one of the darkest fetishes that exist, meaning that premium websites and professional pornstars don’t have anything to do with all of this. It all comes down to amateur individuals who are into scat and want to share their unique talent with the rest of the world. This is amateur porn, meaning that you won’t find HD vids in here. Forget about VR, immersiveness and professional cameras. This is one crappy place (literally) that focuses on scat and doesn’t care about anything else.
No matter how much I hate this place, I have to applaud the team behind it and the people who are included in the porn-making process. Myscatporn.com does offer a list of models, but you won’t find any famous names here. There are a total of 3 pages that mention model names. If you are into scat, and I guess that you are since you are reading this review, the models list is another handy way to filter the content.
More info on Myscatporn.com
The next and the last section on Myscatporn.com will take you to a dating website that has nothing to do with scat. Clearly, this is a link featuring a friend’s website. Of course, ThePornDude page is also there. Before I end this review, I need to tell you that I wasn’t able to find out anything about the update schedule. Sadly, the vids don’t offer the upload date info. On top of that, I couldn’t find out anything about the page’s launching date, meaning that I can’t tell you anything about the speed at which this place grows. Shit happens!
As a member of Myscatporn.com, you get to upload your content, and give your contribution to this kinky stash. The registration is free, simple and fast. Who knows, maybe this website will be your ticket to scat porn paradise! If you play it smart, add your watermark, and show that you are a real scat talent, you might end up becoming a star. Let’s get real now, ok. Just upload the shit that turns you on and enjoy the fact that you are not the only fucked-up perv on this planet who is into turd eating.
Not for the faint of heart
Hey, Myscatporn.com is not your average porn. These videos are seriously disgusting, unique, and touch a specific porn niche that is not so common. This place is reserved for real scat enthusiasts who are not afraid to get down and dirty. If you are sure that you can handle this place, give it a go. Enjoy hundreds of free pornos, share and upload content. Do whatever you fucking want as long as it makes you happy. Happy crapping!