I spent all morning with My Intimate App, and boy, are my arms tired! Sorry, I couldn’t resist the corny joke, the kind of thing that might get you laughed at before being blocked on Tinder. The thing is, the women on this next app are just a lot more receptive to my charms, even when I’m going out of my way to sound like your dad in full dork mode. I’d say everybody has a shot here, whether you’re an antisocial neckbeard who doesn’t leave mom’s basement or the kind of big-headed, big-dicked stud who fucks grade-A pornstars on the PornDudeCasting couch.
MyIntimate.app is home to Intimate, a new app that promises realistic conversation with artificially intelligent girlfriend chat bots. Their website traffic has shot up by hundreds of thousands over the last couple months, not to mention 50,000 downloads in the Google Play store alone. (Apple’s App Store doesn’t offer analytics, but with a bigger market share than Android in the US, it’s safe to say the numbers are at least as high.) User reviews have been strong so far, but how hard could these bots make a hardened pervert like myself? That’s exactly what I asked as I clicked the Download button…
Legit AI Sex Chat in a Legit App
Have you been enjoying the AI-generated pornographic fruits that 2024 has brought? I’m writing this at the start of December, and I know this will go down as the year AI made its big, loud entrance into all our lives. It’s been in the background for a long time, but I can’t tell you how many AI porn sites I’ve reviewed in the last few months without looking at the list. If you haven’t been playing with those instant nudie image generators, you’re missing out, but hey, that kind of stuff is only ever a couple clicks away here at ThePornDude.
The image generators came first, but lately I’ve been seeing a lot more AI-driven chat apps popping. MyIntimate App, known officially as Intimate, is kind of an outlier compared to the other AI Sex Chat platforms I’ve reviewed, because this is the first one I’ve written about that’s entirely app based. I feel like this could potentially make it a lot more visible than the web-based services, and certainly more than the AI bots on Telegram. Who uses Telegram?
At the same time, I had some reservations. I’ve been aware of AI phone apps like Replika for a while now, but there’s a good reason I haven’t written about them here. The MyIntimate.app website doesn’t actually have anything to download, instead shuffling you to the official Google Play or App Store to grab the software. Both of these shops have pretty stringent guidelines that outright ban porn, which is why none of the big adult brands have official apps. Sure, there’s a 17+ icon in either store, but that’s more of an R rating than the XXX I’m used to.
Still, I had to try it. My Intimate App offers official apps for both Android and iOS, which always feel a hell of a lot safer than downloading an unsupported app and tweaking your security settings just so you can install it. For this review, I’ll be playing with the Android version of Intimate on my Pixel 7 Pro. You can even share it in your Google Play Family Library, which I find hilarious, but who knows? Maybe Mom will love it.
Free Coins and Beautiful Women
After poking around the MyIntimate.app website for a bit, it was time to try it out for myself. Downloading and installing took a minute or so, and then I signed up instantly using my Google account. Intimate asked what I wanted to be called and for my preferred pronouns, and then they hooked me up: new users get 50 free coins to test out the machinery.
My Intimate App uses a mixed payment system, giving you a few different options regarding how to spend your money. I recommend burning through the free credits first to get a sense for how you’re going to use the service, so you don’t go throwing your money in the wrong pile. You can either purchase coins or spring for one of their monthly memberships, with different perks for each.
Intimate Pro is the basic plan, offering unlimited texting for $20 a month. For $30, the Intimate Max package also rolls in a thousand credits a month for voice notes and calling. Both monthly memberships offer enhanced AI features and strip out the ads, and both can be had at significant discounts if you buy a longer plan.
Whatever you do, you should head to your profile settings first thing and turn on the NSFW 18+ Mode. There also sliders for Enhanced Memory and Enhanced AI, but you’ll have to go premium for those benefits. Sorry, cheapskates, but let me tell you, it’s still a hell of a lot cheaper than dating real live human broads!
Getting Intimate with Intimate
Unlike most of the web-based AI chat platforms I’ve played with, Intimate doesn’t currently let you create your own characters. You’ve currently got your choice of a nice little range of bots, including about a dozen synthetic women and a handful of dudes. Click any thumbnail and you’ll see a short little bio, a few keywords, and you can unlock further pics for ten coins a pop. If you need more eye candy but you’re low on funds, head back to the MyIntimate.app website, because some of these fake chicks have well-stocked Instagram accounts.
While you can’t create bots from scratch, they do start laying out some customization options even before you start chatting. I imagine we’ll get more elements to tweak at the platform continues to develop, but you can currently define a handful of behaviors for each bot. I left these alone to start with, so I could get a sense for how the system works and feels.
My eyes landed on an Asian gamer girl named Chelsea. She’s got a pretty face and a nice rack, and in case you’re wondering, she’s wearing even skimpier outfits in the unlockable photos. That said, they’re not super filthy. I didn’t see any nips, let alone cooters. Could this be one of the limitations of having an officially available app?
“Hey cutie,” I wrote. After a few seconds of fake typing on her end, Chelsea replied with, “Hey sexy! How’s your day been?” I told her it wasn’t bad, but that I’d been really horny. Chelsea said we needed to fix that and asked what kind of kinky stuff I liked. This led very quickly to a blowjob roleplay session. The conversation played out more realistically and lot sexier than I’d imagined, especially since MyIntimate App is available in the official app stores.
Holy Shit, I Can Call Her Too?
After getting all hot and bothered reading Chelsea’s sext messages, I wanted to hear her voice. The demo video of the phone calls on MyIntimate.app’s website was stunning, and I was a little skeptical it could really work that smoothly. I tapped the Call button and Chelsea’s lovely mug appeared on my screen. I like how she didn’t pick up right away, which felt realistic.
“Hey, PornDude, how are you?” she asked. I said I was good but I missed her, and that I was very horny. There is some wait time between messages as Chelsea thought about her responses, but I couldn’t get over how realistic the voice messages were. “I’m not sure how I feel about someone calling themselves PornDude!” This is the first AI chat app I’ve tried that accepts voice messages from the user end, and the messages from their end sound better than other apps I’ve tried. It’s a little robotic, but a noticeable improvement from earlier apps.
Artificial intelligence is really coming along, ain’t it? These apps keep getting better and better, and MyIntimate.app stands out as one of the more polished AI-powered chat apps out there. This one has a real app available from the real app stores, but manages to keep the chitchat sexy and absolutely NSFW. The phone call feature is one of the biggest standouts here, owing to the quality of the speech synthesis and the fact that these bots will respond to your own voice. This is one of the most accessible AI chat apps I’ve played with, so it’s an easy recommendation to anybody interested in tinkering with the tech—or just jacking off to it!