“Model Media Asia is here to embrace new cultures,” reads the text on the front page of the titular ModelMediaAsia, but what exactly do they mean by that? “We would like to explore the porn vibe in every moment of life then take you on a journey to experience erotic fantasies with endless possibilities.” Honestly, it’s the same kind of generic ad copy I expect from any third-tier free tube or half-ass paysite, which is why I think porn sites should typically let the pictures do the talking. The images all over the front page sell the place a whole lot better than all the yammering!
ModelMediaAsia.com has only been online for a couple of months, so maybe I should cut them a little slack as far as the marketing text goes. Perhaps they’re still feeling out the sales technique, and that’s fine because I like the product they’re offering. They’re putting out premium Asian porno, just like the name implies. I’m no stranger to this genre, so I immediately had some questions of my own. For example, what separates them from every other Asian porn site I’ve reviewed here at ThePornDude? Well, I knew I’d either figure it out or exhaust myself masturbating as I wrote up the review.
What Kind of Asian are We Talking Here?
When you think about Asian porn, what comes to mind? Do you envision Filipino (18+)girls gulping down semen, Korean babes tossing salad, or Indonesian lesbians having wild and crazy 69s? Well, a ton of the “Asian” porn sites I’ve reviewed are really just hawking Japanese Adult Video, putting it under a more generic and all-encompassing Asian banner.
However, loading up the front page of ModelMediaAsia, I don’t see any specific countries named outright. One of the girls in the moving previews looks like she might be a Pinay, while another looks Japanese, and another is wearing an outfit straight out of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Running a few of the untranslated movie titles through Google’s translate functions, it looks like everything’s written in Chinese.
I know there are weeaboos out there who prefer Japanese chicks, but for many sufferers of yellow fever, any Asian babe will do. I’m certainly not going to split hairs about where the models of Model Media Asia hail from because I’m more concerned about how easy they are to whack off to. I simply demand beautiful, sexy Asian women. And from the looks of it, these pervs deliver.
Since ModelMediaAsian.com isn’t a Japanese porn collection, it doesn’t suffer the usual censorship issues you get with JAV. The site’s got a ton of free video trailers you cheapskates can shake your dicks at, and you’ll start seeing uncensored dicks and pussies right away. For example, I checked out the preview for a teacher/student fuck flick, and this sexy little English tutor squeaks like a doggy chew toy as she gets her twat stuffed until she has a body-quaking orgasm.
How to Build an Asian Porn Collection Fast
Out on the tour page, ModelMediaAsia.com calls themselves “The Top Asian Porn Producer,” which is a really fucking bold statement for a site that’s only been online for just a couple of months. Even more audacious is the claim, in slightly smaller text, that “Over 1000+ videos are coming soon!” I always think it’s funny when paysites brag about libraries they haven’t yet built, but you’ve got to watch out for that shit when you’re considering membership.
If you’re mainly a bargain shopper, looking for as many Asian pornos as you can get for your dollar, Model Media Asian isn’t the site for you. They may be working toward that 1000-deep collection they’re already bragging about, but the current stash is quite a bit more modest. Specifically, they’ve got a few dozen Asian pornos available as of this writing. It isn’t the best collection size, but it also isn’t the worst. The tour page shows the full spread of their current offerings, so I recommend a peek before you pull the trigger.
If they’re hoping to reach that 1000-video mark “soon,” as they’re claiming, they’ll have to keep building that collection fast. The signup page for ModelMediaAsia.com promises “7+ Videos Weekly Updates”, which sure sounds enticing as you’re entering your credit card digits. The promise seems to hold true so far; I’m reviewing the site shortly after its grand opening, and most of the current library was added exactly six days ago. I’ll definitely be tuning in tomorrow for the next big drop, fingers crossed.
I often wait until a site has been around for a while before I’ll review it for ThePornDude because so many sites disappear off the face of the internet before they ever manage to build an audience or a real collection. Model Media Asia’s already got a few things going for it, though, like the rapidly growing collection and quality of the material. They’ve also got one of the better prices on Asian porn I’ve seen in a while.
It’s not uncommon for Asian paysites to charge more than the usual thirty bucks a month you have to pay for every other type of paysite. However, ModelMediaAsia.com is currently cheap as hell, with a month going for just ten bones. I’m guessing this is just an introductory deal, though, and it’ll go up as the collection fills up, but it’s worth pouncing on while the getting is cheap.
Stylish, Uncensored Asian Porn Done Right
Model Media Asia has a Vintage Series that’s really going to appeal to weebs who appreciate old-timey Asian culture. The description is a little vague at just “Asian outfit, Asian background, and great Asian story,” but that gives them a lot of room to play with the theme. The lesbians groping each other in the thumbnail for Undefeated In The East would arouse men in any era, but I’m happy we get to watch in the days of 1080p video. (Though I am hoping they start uploading 4k flicks soon. Get with the times!)
The 24-minute film opens with some traditional dance in traditional garb while traditional music plays in the background. The music’s a little cheesy, like an off-brand Chinese Titanic, but the women are aggressively making out by the two-minute mark. And that’s when some dude shows up with a sword.
I wasn’t expecting as many theatrics or sound effects as they delivered, but I had no complaints as the sex started heating up. The threesome is a little tame and reserved by American porno standards, heating up slowly from a simmer, ironically making it even hotter. It feels like they’re trying to stifle their moans rather than amplify them, which makes the whole thing seem more real. I also love that the entire thing is uncensored, a stark contrast to the usual JAV I watch on my lunch breaks.
There’s a lot of face-riding in various configurations through the video as the participants trade places and please each other. I figured this one would gratify me indefinitely, so I started looking around for a Download button. Unfortunately, Model Media Asia doesn’t offer any easy or convenient way to save files. I tried looking for an MP4 in the page source but didn’t have any luck, but you super nerds might be a little more resourceful than I am.
The lack of downloads is a real shame because that’s my only real complaint about the site. The overall small collection is a slight bummer, but that’s something that will automatically get better as the site continues to age and grow. The issue of locked downloads isn’t going to change unless they decide to do something about it, so let’s hope they give Asian porn fans what they want and what I still think they should expect: downloads.
I guess it’s good that the world of online porn has moved away from downloading because it means a lot of you aren’t even going to miss the MP4 files. If you’re not concerned about building your own offline stash of smut and more concerned about what’s going to get you off right now, ModelMediaAsia.com might be worth a look. The Asian porn here is from China, which means you get all the beauty of horny Asian women without the censorship you expect from Japanese pornos. That alone will make it worth the ticket price, which is still just ten bucks since the site is so new. I recommend cashing in before they start jacking up the price.