MatureAlbum! Fine wine, jazz music, malt whiskey, and jeans are some of the things that get much better with age, provided you store them properly. Unfortunately, women will not end up on this list, no matter how you store them. No, women tend to get louder and rounder in all the wrong places every year past their 21st birthday. They’re very much like bananas in that sense. You want to slurp them like a smoothie while they’re ripe. After a while, it might be better to move on to the next 21-year-old.
But not everyone can afford to keep shuffling beauty queens in and out of his bedroom. So, some people have resorted to being old lady fetishists. I don’t understand how you can miss the mark so poorly, but maybe there’s something to it. Personally, I’m not going to be trying out old lady pussy any time soon, unless someone literally had a gun to my head. But, I’d be a hypocrite if I didn’t admit that sleeping with other people’s mothers has been somewhat of a favorite pastime for me, especially back when I was in college.
For the Old Lady Lovers
All right, I’m done judging you guys. You like old ladies, and there’s nothing wrong with that. Plus, the more guys there are that like to bang older women, the more 21-year-olds become available to me, so it all works out great. As a thank you for all these nubile 21-year-olds you send my way, I’ve come to offer you MatureAlbum.Com, a wonderful website I found that seems to cater to all of your filthiest desires.
If your ideal woman is slightly overweight, way past her prime, and collecting her pension, then you’re going to find a lot of tens on this site. MatureAlbum is a website for people who associate fine wine with saggy tits, for some reason. Again, I’m not judging, I’m just saying there’s a lot of them here is all.
Granted, not all of the tits are saggy. You’ll find an excellent taut pair here and there, but a 70-year-old dude’s cock usually offsets them right down the middle. I honestly don’t get the appeal, but there’s so much porn on this site that features older people in one way or another.
As for how old, well, they seem to be aiming for an average of around 55 years of age, from what I can see. There’s the odd MILF here and there, in her late 30s to early 40s. There are also a few people who are way older than 60, and seeing these was the point at which my vision went dark, and I started regretting past decisions.
Living Out Your Fantasies
If you’ve ever wanted to fuck your best friend’s grandma, don’t. You’ll probably end up giving her a heart attack. It’s too risky. Instead, you need some flexible grandmas who’ve been around the block and sucked a lot of cocks. These are the kind of sex athlete grannies that can handle anything the porn industry throws at them. You’ll find most of them in the videos on MatureAlbum.Com.
Most of them are quite old, and it really shows. What I find impressive is that their sex drive doesn’t seem to have died down any. I do feel kind of bad for the guys that have to plow them, but dudes are perverts. If they weren’t, I wouldn’t be this successful. So, chances are it was easy to find tons of guys who were willing to run trains on these grannies.
Moving closer to a porn genre that I can see myself diving into, there are a lot of MILFs on this site. These are the kind of women that, for the most part, look a lot like Lisa Ann or Ava Adams. You know the type I’m talking about. I mean, giant tits, fake or otherwise, really great makeup to cover the onset of wrinkles and an undying thirst for cock. One thing I’ll say about middle-aged MILFs is that they’re more cock hungry than both grannies and 21-year-olds. I mean, old ladies just lie there because of the hip replacement and arthritis. 21-year-olds, on the other hand, do sweet fuck all because they think they’re entitled. Like they’re a prize I won at a carnival, and now I have to do an hour’s worth of cardio to get them where they need to go.
MILFs are a fucking delight, man. They’re right on the border between grateful to be fucked and eager to please. They’ll fuck you so hard you’ll be bruised for a week. You rarely hear men saying they can’t walk after having sex. Well, try fucking a 40-year-old housewife. Your quads will be out of business for a fortnight.
Finally, there’s a third type of porn you’ll find on MatureAlbum, and it’s the kind that gives me nightmares. It’s where they take a really old guy and pair him with the youngest looking bitch they could find. Usually, these will be granddaughter looking teens with blond hair and pigtails. They’re really pushing the fantasy with this one. I’m not sure if this type of porn is made for actual grandfathers with a very particular fetish or whether young women fap to these vids when they’re feeling especially naughty.
So Many Categories
Almost every single website that I’ve ever reviewed has had categories. You have to find your way around. It’s not rocket science. Well, MatureAlbum still manages to take the fucking cake in the category department, with so many of them that I literally couldn’t list them all here. Let’s just say that they’ve got a ton of classic categories and a ton of shit you would never even think to search for.
All right, off the bat, we’ve got homemade, orgy, party, lesbian, milf, pissing, and Japanese uncensored. So far, so good. Moving up the chain, you got some more creative categories like puffy nipples, big clit, spandex, and toilet. I feel like I’m having a stroke just listing these. There are hundreds of sections here, and a ton of them have thousands of results. Some of the more specific ones, like the geographical categories, will have up to a hundred videos, but I mean, if you’re looking for Slovenian porn, you’re creating your own problem at that point. Why so specific?
Mature Porn from All Over the World
Let’s get it out of the way; MatureAlbum is not a porn tube. They don’t host jack shit, and it’s probably the best decision they could have made. Instead, they scour the internet trying to find every single video that might pass as mature. They want to make sure that they get every video that you might like, under one roof, with thumbnail previews and titles. That way, you don’t have to go to a hundred porn tubes and check every mature section for hours. Instead, you come to this site, and it all gets fed into it. I don’t know if this process is automatic or not, but considering they literally sort by random shit like Pool, Polish, Police, and Portuguese, I doubt these are automatic tags.
MatureAlbum most likely consist out of a team of really dedicated smut connoisseurs who happen to care about older people for some reason. They’re pretty much going above and beyond to cater to you. The best mature videos are all brought together under one roof, and you get sent to the external site where they were originally uploaded. So far, I haven’t seen a single dead link on this site. I have, however, seen the same video linked several times over on different websites. I have no problems with this what so ever. If a video is worth watching, then it’s worth having twice. If one of the links fails, the other one remains. It’s just a very responsible thing to do.
A Reliable Source of Smut
If you are a mature porn lover, you need to bookmark this site asap. If you’re not, and you read past all the granny comments I made earlier; I’m surprised you’re still here. MatureAlbum is a one-stop-shop porn aggregator for all things mature, with all the best porn tubes serving as a source. And, since they get all the traffic in the end, they probably don’t mind at all.
They’ve got some basic rating system to help you find the most popular videos, but generally, it’s just a list dump of sexy thumbnails. That’s what makes those tons of categories so useful. You can’t get too specific on this site. Plus, they have a search bar, so you’re set for a world of browsing and fapping.