I’ve been building my Maharaja Fortune over the years, largely through my work as a professional masturbator, pornography scholar and dick-slanging stud over at PornDudeCasting. The thing about getting rich is that it can take a long fucking time and an insane amount of work, and honestly, who wants to deal with that? There’s a reason why gambling is so attractive, damn near as enticing as all those beautiful naked girls I spend my days beating off to on the web. If only somebody would combine my love of surfing the internet in my underwear with my lust for cold, hard cash.
Enter MaharajaFortune.com, an online casino and sportsbook aimed at the Indian market. They’re a relatively new site, launched in the latter half of 2022, so they don’t yet have the brand recognition as some of the older casinos out there. Could this be a hidden gem in the world of online betting, or was the relatively low traffic a result of a shoddy user experience? That’s what I intended to find out as I pulled up the front page and whipped out my wallet. For once, I guess I’ll keep my boner put away for this review.
Look Out, Maharaja – I’m Coming for Your Gold
I hate to say it, but I often expect a low-fi, crusty presentation when I visit any Indian website. For whatever reason, a lot of the free Indian porn tubes and sex blogs I’ve reviewed here at ThePornDude have the most amateur aesthetic. Part of that is because those sites are typically dabbling in homemade smut, but the homemade web design I often see just doesn’t do it justice.
MaharajaFortune exceeded my expectations from the moment I landed, at least from a visual perspective. The whole design is polished, professional, and modern. A nice-looking website is arguably a lot more important on any website where you’re going to spend money than on a free tube. What kind of absolute knucklehead would gamble on a site that even looks like a rip off? Fortunately, that ain’t the case here.
Like pretty much any decent, reputable online gambling den, MaharajaFortune.com starts spelling out the perks right out front. They offer a 100% welcome bonus to new players, instantly doubling your first deposit. There’s a minimum deposit of ₹500, but you can get a bonus of up to ₹25,000. If you’ve ever gambled online before, you know the deal: you’ve got to play with that money a bit before you’re allowed to withdraw.
Step Right Up, Sign Right Up and Spin the Wheel
Make sure you check out the Promotion page to see what other deals they’ve currently got going on. I recommend this step not just on MaharajaFortune, but really on any online casino, because they don’t necessarily list all the perks out front. These guys currently offer a nice little range of promo deals, including cash and reload bonuses, free spins, free cash and bonus money.
Maharaja Fortune offers a decent variety of payment providers for deposit and withdrawal, though it could be better. You can currently use services like Paytm, INB, UPI, GooglePay and Bank Transfer, to name a few. The weak point here is that they only let you play with Indian rupees. They don’t let you bet crypto directly just yet, though they say the feature is coming soon. If you were hoping to get rid of that dogecoin or BTC you’ve been sitting on, you’ll have to convert it first.
Signup for MaharajaFortune.com is quick and easy. They only allow players in India, so you’ll have to use a VPN if you’re elsewhere in the world and really want a shot at the Maharaja’s gold. In that case, you’re probably better off with a casino licensed for your country, but I’ve got some helpful info on my list of the Best VPN Sites here at ThePornDude.
The FAQ says that account verification is required, but they don’t tell you exactly when. “This submission will be requested once the customer’s account is used at a certain frequency,” they write. “This submission of documents may be requested by our company at any time, in some cases.” In other words, they’ll probably ask if you keep winning and cashing out. I bet they never even ask the losers, but maybe you should ask your dad.
No Sluts, but Slots Galore
Once I got my Maharaja Fortune account set up and funded, it was time to have some fun. I figured I’d check out their slots first, seeing as those tend to be some of the most popular and instantly accessible games at any casino, online or otherwise. I was eager to grab one of those 20,000X multipliers they brag about out on the promo page.
Until this point, I was getting a little curious whether MaharajaFortune’s game selection was as impressive as their overall presentation. I sure wasn’t disappointed, because they’ve got thousands of slots from all the top providers. Regular gamblers will recognize brands like Elysium, Caleta, Booming Games, EvoPlay and a whole shitload of others.
I do wish the games were broken up into more categories like you find on other casinos. That would help gamblers find their preferred games a lot easier than the current setup, which breaks them into a few vague groups like Most Popular and Indian Games.
They’ve got all the popular table and card games, too. Again, these are all just grouped on one page, though the selection ain’t nearly as overwhelming as with the slot-type games. All the usual suspects are here, too, from baccarat to roulette, high hand hold ‘em poker to blackjack to wheel of fortune. They’ve also got a few scratch games listed here, probably because there’s no dedicated section for them.
If you’re looking for a little human interaction while you gamble away the kids’ college fund, check out the Maharaja Fortune live casino. They’ve got a few dozen different games with real, live human dealers. The selection is similar to their Table and Cards section, though naturally a little slimmer.
Betting on Cricket in my Underwear
I made my way to the MaharajaFortune sportsbook next. If you’re playing outside of their designated service area, you’ll need to use a VPN to access this section. They’ve got one of the nicer interfaces I’ve seen on an online sportsbook recently, with a clear spread of current stats on a whole fucking shitload of games and a bet slip along the side.
Players can gamble on damn near any sport and a good handful of esports. Since it’s an Indian site, there’s a much heavier emphasis on sports like cricket than you’d find on an American site. The Top Games right now include events from Indian Premier League, ODI Series Ireland vs Bangladesh, ATP tennis in Rome and County Championship in England.
Maybe you’re a nerd and don’t like seeing human beings chasing a ball around a field, which is all fine and good. In that case, you could always place a wager on something nerdier, like Counter Strike, League of Legends, or a handful of virtual games like basketball, dog racing, soccer and baseball. I don’t see any of those weird-ass oddball bets you sometimes find, like politics and TV shows, but maybe we’ll see something like that in the future.
If I’m being honest, I wasn’t expecting all that much when I pulled up MaharajaFortune.com this morning. The smaller, lesser-known casinos and sportsbooks are often lesser known for very valid reasons. Sometimes it’s a shitty selection of games, other times it’s the weak promos, and the uglier sites tend to chase me away with the presentation before I can start dropping coins in their dilapidated machines.
Maharaja Fortune didn’t have any of the small-casino issues I expected. Instead, they exceeded my expectations with a slick presentation, quality promos and a whole fucking slew of games to choose from. If nothing else, I’d recommend cashing in on that welcome bonus if you’re a gambler in India. Have fun and good luck!