Long Porn! I can’t stand this trend of condensing hot videos down to like 30-seconds or shorter. How the fuck am I supposed to get hard to that shit, let alone bust a nut? I haven’t even gotten my pants off by the time some of these videos are all said and done. It’s ridiculous. I like to fap like I like to fuck. I want that shit to be a goddamn experience. I’ll fuck a babe until the sun comes up. Then we’ll get some brunch, and I’ll plow her pussy for lunch. I want to sit back and jerk off to full-length videos from start to finish. But maybe it’s common because most of you cucks blow your loads at the mere sight of some slut’s tits.
In that case, this site won’t be for you. This one’s for you fappers who know how to sit back and enjoy yourselves all night. The site is aptly named Longporn.com. It’s full of – you guessed it – full-length porn videos of hotties getting railed. And these guys have been around for over 10 years. They launched back in 2006 and have been supplying the horny masses with worthwhile fap material ever since. Hundreds of thousands of you sex-starved bastards flock to this site every month, and this site shows no signs of slowing down anytime soon.
Simple but Effective Site Design with a Nice Dark Theme
These guys aren’t trying to do anything too fancy with the site design. It’s a simple dark theme with green accents and previews running down the center of the page. There’s no crazy logo, over-designed pages, or anything like that. It’s not the sleekest or most modern site there is, but at least it doesn’t look dated. So many of these sites that have been around for over a decade refuse to change from the look they started with all those years ago. At least here, you get a simple experience.
Now, this is a free porn site with full-length videos. So you betas shouldn’t be too surprised to find out that there’s a fair bit of ad clutter to contend with. But don’t go packing up your bags and leaving just yet. It’s not too bad. There are banners scattered around, and you’ll get the occasional redirect or pop-up. But aside from that, you might run into a pre-roll ad every once in a while. But that’s fucking it! And that’s not too bad considering that you’re getting all of this hot content without having to pay a dime or make an account.
Plenty of Fetish Categories, Tags, Pornstars, and Studios
There’s a header that will let you jump around from a few different pages that go as follows: Categories, Tags, Pornstars, and Channels. It’s pretty straightforward stuff. Each page will have a long list of options with preview images for each category, pornstar, studio, or fetish tag. Strangely, only the pornstar section listed the number of videos in each category. It’d be nice to see them do that for other pages. I want to know how much content I’ll have at my fingertips. I also wish that Longporn had more filter options on these pages. It’s all sorted alphabetically, and that’s it. There’s no filtering by sections with the most videos, views, or whatever. Bummer!
At least the home page has a clear list of all of the site’s fetish tags and a counter for the number of videos in said section. But, of course, if they’d just copy and paste that shit over to the actual categories page, that would be perfect. And, hot damn, you betas won’t be starved for content. Most of these categories have at least a few thousand videos, with some having well over 10-20 thousand videos to rub yourselves raw to. It’s more porn than even the most porn-addicted cucks out there could consume in a lifetime.
Enjoy Full-Length HD Videos of the Hottest Pornstars Getting Fucked
Plus, this isn’t all just vanilla porn that you could find anywhere. Longporn has sections for kinky fetish options like Bukkake, Orgy, Hidden Cameras, Hardcore, and Fisting. And you bet your ass that these videos will keep you occupied all night. These aren’t videos that top out at 5-10 minutes, as you see on most other porn sites. Instead, you’re getting videos that are anywhere from 30-minutes to multiple hours long. That’s what I’m fucking talking about!
But let’s get into the good shit. Each preview hooks you fappers up with a short video preview that showcases the first few seconds of the scene. Man, I wish that was standard practice. So many porn sites give you a single static preview and expect you to make a decision. Screw that. You also get a title, view count, upload date, video length, and a tag for whether or not that particular video is in HD. And by the way, HD seems to mean 720p instead of 1080p. It’s hard to tell since there’s no quality toggle or anything.
Time Stamped Video Players that Lead You to the Best Scenes
Click on any preview you see to get taken over to the full video page. They do this shit right. You get a large video player, a full tags list, the original source link, the producer’s name, and a whole shit load of related videos. Damn, that’s great. I wish more sites were this comprehensive. And these video players have tags for the best scenes so that you can jump right into the hottest parts. That’s something I’m only used to seeing on premium sites. Fuck yeah, Longporn is the place to be when it comes to a streamlined user experience.
Great Mobile Experience
The quality experience keeps on rolling with a terrific mobile site. It’s well-formatted and easy to use on the go. Previews run one at a time down the screen, and you can still access all of the same menus and options as you could on the full desktop version of the site. Of course, the ads were still present, but it wasn’t any better or worse compared to the desktop site. All in all, it was a solid mobile experience that lets you take full-length porn videos on the go.
ThePornDude’s Favorite Features
The content here kicks ass. You’re getting the best videos out there, and you do not have to sacrifice a single second of them. These aren’t condensed, cut, or missing the best scenes. Instead, these videos have every nut-bustingly good second from the original scene – they are full-length videos available in nice, crisp HD. Shit, it’s just a damn good site with quality content. And there’s a lot of it! You can browse through a catalog with tens of thousands of videos without ever running out of fap material.
All of the different pages and sections help make browsing this absolutely hulking catalog easy. You can find the content of your favorite piece of ass, your favorite fetish, and much more. I didn’t get to mention it above, but the search tools were pretty solid as well. I could plug any tag, name, or genre into the bar and get a decently accurate list of videos to jerk off to.
ThePornDude’s Suggestions
But a site can almost always be better, just like a kinky babe. Sure, she sucks dick, but does she deepthroat? See? There’s always room for improvement. And this site is no exception. It could use a tag on the category and tag pages for the number of videos in each section. More filter options would be a nice touch. An advanced search bar where I could toggle multiple tags and starts would be fucking awesome. But these are all minor suggestions. The basic shit is all there, and this site delivers when it comes to high-quality content.
ThePornDude’s Final Thoughts
Overall, I think Longporn.com is a must-visit if you’re trying to jerk off to high-quality, full-length videos from your favorite pornstars and studios. It’s got a ton of content, and this site isn’t going to charge you anything for it. No accounts. No subscriptions. No bullshit. Even the mobile site offers a great experience. I highly recommend that every one of you horny bastards make your way over to this site for a good time.