Someone sent me a London TS link this morning, and I spent a good hour reading it wrong before I finally got around to clicking it. I really thought the name was some kind of play on words, combining London with Don’t, hinting at some vague naughtiness inside—things the nice girls Don’t do in London, perhaps. That’s arguably not too far from what I found when I did check it out, depending on how you or grandmother feel about banging shemale hookers. The actual title is a lot simpler than my bong-hitting brain made it out to be, though.
The title makes more sense with the capitalization in place, something that didn’t come through in the morning email: LondonTS.com is a directory of TS escorts in the UK. Despite the name, the big-dicked babes you’ll find within ain’t strictly limited to The Big Smoke, though you’ll naturally find a ton of them in the city. The site’s been around for years and gets close to half a million visits a month, which is a good sign for a platform that basically requires high traffic to be of much use. With any luck, you’ll have a pretty girl swinging her dong in your face in no time.
Find a Hot London TS the Easy Way
After clicking through a wordy Adults-Only warning screen, LondonTS hits you with a heavy dose of those English trannies in the title. The registration date on the domain was way back in 2007, which is about what I would have guessed. The joint’s got the kind of loud, colorful presentation you’d expect from an early 21st century website. Those of you old enough to remember will recall this was the MySpace era, when your friends were decorating their profile pages with flashy GIF backgrounds and walls of cartoon skulls. Thankfully, LondonTS ain’t forcing you to hear their nu-metal favorite songs as soon as you load the page.
Sure, the logo and the layout are outdated, but at least the front page is also covered in thumbnails of modern shemale sluts. A lot of you won’t even notice the lurid color scheme because you’ll be too distracted by the women in question. There’s a nice range of trans escorts hawking their services on the site. Your grandpa had to settle for whoever was flashing her dick in the alley behind the Kwik Save, but you’ll have plenty of options.
On the front page right now, I see a blonde with big boobs and an 8.5 inch sausage in Westminster, and a fully passable whore in fishnets at London Bridge. There’s a thick-bootied Latina, an Asian in bunny ears, and a sexy Ebony chick, all of whom have cocks that I bet are bigger than your own. There are chubby t-girls, slim shemales, well-endowed MILFs, and one 19-year-old teenage TS dominatrix posing with the riding crop she might use on your bollocks if you’re bad, and also if you’re good.
I sometimes see escort directories that try to maintain an almost comical veil of wholesomeness, squirreling away the naughtier nudes or banning them outright. That clearly ain’t the case here, because every well-hung London TS seems to be flashing her hog in at least some of her pics. There are a ton of photos, a good portion of which are explicit as all fuck. You’re not going to be surprised when you meet in person, only to be faced with an undersized wiener or one that’s simply too big for your mouth.
In 2024, most of these chicks seem to include social media and social porn links in their ads. If you’re just trying to rub one out to save some money or want more peeks before you hook up, you’re only a click away from Instagram or OnlyFans. A lot of them embed videos in their profiles, too, so you can actually witness their cocksucking prowess before sampling that oral vacuum power for yourself. It sure beats shopping on Amazon, I’ll tell you that much!
Trannies Around London and Beyond
LondonTS.com has thousands of escorts listed in their directory. As I mentioned in the intro, they ain’t strictly limited to London, as the platform has a wider focus on the UK. They’ve even got some worldwide listings for you globe-trotting tranny humpers who might be in Toronto, Paris, Dubai or a handful of other cities. Honestly, you’re probably better off using a different directory if you’re outside of the UK, and I’ve got plenty listed here at ThePornDude, but I certainly appreciate the options.
If you’re in a decently populated metropolitan area, you’re going to have a fucking ton of trans babes to choose from. The city-based picture menus are a good place to start, especially if you ain’t too picky, but there’s no really good reason to settle for anything less than your dream t-girl. London TS offers a nice set of search filters built in to help you find your ideal escort.
At the top of the front page, you’ll find a set of dropdown menus where you can choose your city, and then dial in preferences for things like ethnicity, hair color and cock size. Whether you prefer little dicks or you’re an absolute size queen, you can get exactly what you want. There’s also a Sexuality menu where you can specify where you dream whore leans on the top-to-bottom spectrum.
It’s a better selection of filters than I find on some of the weaker sites, but there is still some room for improvement. I always like to see checkboxes for specific services like GFE, BDSM, unprotected oral and the like, so you don’t waste your time trying to negotiate with an escort who won’t do what you’re into. A distance filter would also be useful, for those willing to travel in their quest to get that dick wet.
How to Find the London TS of Your Dreams
I wanted to find a London TS in London, so that’s where I set my location. I dialed in preferences for a versatile white-girl escort with blonde hair and a large dingdong. I realized as I set that latter preference that big and small are all relative and maybe measurements would be more useful, but it’s a minor nitpick. Once I clicked the Filter Results button, the machine gave me four local trans chicks offering their services.
This girl Nina had a pretty face and a nice rack in her main profile pic, so I clicked through to read her full ad. Turns out, she’s an Argentine babe who only recently arrived in London. “I offer you good sex with attention and affection,” she wrote in her blurb. LondonTS lets escorts list their hours, incall/outcall availability and other details. Nina left a lot of these empty, which can be a good thing or a bad thing.
Since I didn’t know exactly when she was available, the only way to learn was to ask. LondonTS.com doesn’t require any kind of sign up or registration on the customer end, so her phone number and WhatsApp were listed plainly and clearly at the top of the page. Just remember to mention LondonTS when you hit a girl up, so she knows where you found her ad and can continue using the site.
My biggest overall complaint about the site is that they don’t currently let customers write reviews. Nina looks hot in the photos, but I’ll have to feel her out to make sure she’s legit. I’ve been seeing more and more escort sites include review sections, and it’s become one of the major features I look for. LondonTS is an older site, but I do hope they get with the times and add reviews in the near future. It would go a long way in helping potential customers choose an escort and feel a bit more secure in their potential meetup.
LondonTS.com ain’t the prettiest trans escort I’ve ever seen, as their early 2000s vibe just looks a little silly in an era of more streamlined web design. At the same time, their longevity speaks to the quality of their platform and of the TS escorts using it. I’d be inclined to make some minor tweaks if I was running the joint, but it shouldn’t be difficult to find a shemale to spend the night with in your area. It certainly doesn’t hurt to browse!