When you find a nice Lewd Spot, what do you do? Personally, my usual routine in this situation involves some Viagra, a couple bong hits and a well-lubed silicone vagina. Then again, you might be at the office in the middle of the workday, in which case you should tell all your coworkers you have to take a huge dump and you’ll be in the restroom for the next 45 minutes. If they ask why you’re bringing your laptop, tell them you don’t want to fall behind on the grind.
Whatever you do, don’t tell them what you’re actually doing in there, not unless you want to have a serious talk with the HR department. LewdSpot.com lets you play porn games for free, right in your browser. The site gets well over half a million visits every month, and I have to wonder a little bit if they’ve ever gotten anyone fired for playing one-handed on company time. I’m a professional masturbator and my own boss, so I don’t have those types of issues, but these games did get me kicked out of Starbucks this morning—again!
Getting Lewd with Lewd Spot
The LewdSpot.com domain has been around for a few years now, though I believe the current incarnation of the site is a bit younger. This is kind of a guess on my part, because I didn’t find any upload dates listed anywhere, but they’ve got a relatively small collection compared to some of the other porn game libraries out there. Then again, maybe it’s a matter of quality control. Some of those anything-goes collections will post even the shittiest RPG Maker and Ren’Py visual novels, but maybe these guys are shooting for an overall higher level of playability and fappability.
Anyway, I said “relatively” small because it’s still an impressive stash. As of this writing, they’ve got around 160 games that you can play right now. You only need one to absolutely ruin your productivity for the day and blow a few loads into an old sock, so imagine the fun you can have with 160 of them. I’m supposed to shoot another PornDudeCasting scene later with a hot pornstar you’ll probably recognize, but I’m having trouble pulling myself away from the screen.
It’s a nice selection of games, too, encompassing a ton of genres, gameplay styles, fetishes and kinky scenarios. I already mentioned Ren’Py and RPGMaker, which a lot of you are already very familiar with, but those ain’t the only options around here. There are also sexy life simulators and dating sims, real porn games, text-based sex adventures and a lot more.
Lewd Spot does a good job organizing the place using tags, some of their most popular of which are listed in a menu along the sidebar. That includes 55 3D games, 37 with a Female Protagonist, 23 they’ve classified as Hardcore, and of course, a shitload of X-rated RPGs and Visual Novels. The full list delves deeper into niches, characters and sex acts, with sections devoted to Adventure, Blowjobs, Mind Control and Lesbians, just to name a handful.
All of this is wrapped up in a blog-style presentation, with individual posts for each game. LewdSpot.com doesn’t have the flashiest layout or design, making the joint feel a few years older than it actually is, though few of you will even notice as you’re fapping your way through interactive sex adventures, freaky mysteries and hentai humping simulators.
Let Me at Those XXX Games!
One of the immediate appeals of LewdSpot is the immediacy. Since you don’t have to download anything, you have fewer worries about compatibility, zero headaches about installation, as well as instant access to everything on the menu. I was ready to dive in the moment I pulled up the front page, and would have started playing in the first few seconds if I didn’t have a bunch of paragraphs to type up first.
I figured I’d begin with one of the New and Updated porn games listed near the top of the front page. Become Taxi Driver is a recently updated HTML-based text adventure with real porn images and tags like Male Domination, Female Domination, Humor and Corruption. Frankly, it sounded like it was just my style, so I clicked the Play button and off I went.
There’s some light spam on the edge of the screen as the game loads, with a 3D babe getting railed by a futanari while advertising a paid sex game. It’s small and inobtrusive, so it’s easy to ignore as I focus on the game. It opens with a sad Pepe frog and a fancy PC gaming setup, immediately appealing to the neckbeards and nerds who might be playing. A minute later, I run into my neighbor’s daughter and find a magic amulet.
My first real porn interaction is with Jasmine Jae, who I actually boned for real on the PornDudeCasting couch. The game itself is a fun choose-your-own porno with a lot of media to help guide the action, so I wasted a fair amount of time playing when I was supposed to be writing this review. Whether or not it’s your type of game is less important than the fact that it plays really well in LewdSpot’s interface.
Next, I tried a Ren’Py game called Croft Adventures. As you’ve probably guessed, it’s a visual novel riffing on all the fap fantasies you’ve had about Laura Croft over the years. Again, LewdSpot.com serves it up with the same light spam, dedicating the rest of the screen to the game. Again, it plays smoothly, without any glitches. Moments after it loaded up, I was clicking my way through dialog and short CG animations.
Given the diversity of games on offer, I was a little worried I’d be slogging through a clunky interface as I tried to get these adventures going. Turns out, I had nothing to worry about. Lewd Spot has a nice fucking interface for playing the games, and I didn’t run into any obvious issues as I play-tested my way around the library.
Wasting the Day and Ruining My Boxers
Next, I tried a comedy sex hentai game called Confined With Goddesses. This one opens with some funky porn music playing in the background as my dad’s sexy purple-haired anime girlfriend rants and raves about how I stole her money. She smacks me in the face, and then my old man socks me in the stomach. Things are just as bad when I head to school, where a thick blonde with huge titties throws things at my head in class.
As the story progresses, the girls suddenly find me attractive and start bullying me less. A few minutes later, I was licking pussy, complete with squishing and moaning sound effects and some decent animation. I’m given options like “Lick Her Faster” or “Make Her Cum,” and ultimately get a goofy ahegao face out of the girl as she gets off. The whole thing is lighthearted and kind of doofy, but sexy as hell at the same time.
I don’t want to tell you how much time I spent tapping my way through dialog and trying to seduce these women, but I will tell you I unlocked a fair number of sex scenes without trying too hard. Maybe it’s just my smooth natural moves, or maybe it’s the game, but whatever, I enjoyed the hell out of myself. LewdSpot has some great visual novels, and a nice system for playing them right in your browser.
While you can play any of the games on Lewd Spot for free, the actual creators often have Patreon pages where you can support their work. If you find something you really enjoy and have a few bucks left from this week’s allowance, consider tossing some coins into the hat. That will help ensure they keep creating porn games instead of just grinding away at the office. You want to keep playing these things, right?
LewdSpot.com offers a great way to kill some time and get your rocks off with their fat collection of free porn games. The library itself along with the instant accessibility of in-browser games makes this an easy recommendation for anybody who wants to play without any download or setup time to slow them down. On the same note, I’m going to get back my visual novel now.