I’ll admit: LewdFlix threw me for a bit of a loop when I first pulled up the front page. I’m usually pretty good at guessing what kind of smut I’ll be shaking my dick at as soon as I see the name of the website, but these guys chose a mildly misleading title. It’d Lewd, for sure, but the Flix portion of the equation hints at something a bit less interactive than what’s really on the menu. Are you looking for a straightforward fap session or would you rather immerse yourself in a world of perversion that responds to your choices?
LewdFlix.com ain’t the free tube you might have been expecting, but a collection of free adult games you can play right from your browser. They’re a newer joint, launched within just the last couple months, but their traffic has been skyrocketing as the word gets out. If you’ve seen my other site, BestPornGames, you know how much I love these X-rated web toys, so naturally I had to take a look at this virtual game room as soon as I heard about it.
Don’t Watch Lewd Flix – Play Them!
Alright, before we go any further, I have to talk about that name again. Lewd Flix might be kind of an odd title for a platform that doesn’t specialize in the usual fuck flicks, but I think the branding works really well for another reason. They’ve done a spectacular job building an interface that looks and feels a hell of a lot like Netflix, from the logo to the color scheme to the overall presentation. I’ve seen a fair number of online porn game collections that roll with the most half-assed, crusty layouts, but these guys have gone all out in creating something that looks enticing as fuck from the moment you land.
As you’d find on Netflix, some of the top content at LewdFlix is featured among some big-ass promo images sliding across the top of the front page. Most of the games here feature realistic 3D imagery as opposed to the pixel-based RPGMaker tomfoolery you may be familiar with, and these promo shots show off some of the best they’ve got to offer. I started getting all hard and drippy almost as soon as I pulled up the site, thanks to all the exposed breasts, pretty faces and suggestive titles.
This is no one-size-fits all archive. They’ve got a wide variety of adult games, catering to damn near every type of pervert out there. The dropdown menu of Genres includes scenarios like Mind Control, Corruption, Dating Sims, Harems, Sandboxes and Puzzle games, while the thumbnails hint at an even wider range of depravity. From taboo family roleplay situations to fantasy voyeurism to school stories much sexier than your own college experience, there’s a lot to get into here.
It’s kind of wild that they’ve already got this level of variety, because LewdFlix.com is still a very new site. They’ve currently got 23 games on the menu, and they’re working on releasing more. If you’ve got something in mind and can’t find it on the site, it’s worth mentioning that they do take requests. Visit their Discord community to put in yours, or if you’re just looking to share some feedback or ask for help.
Easier Than Steam, Sexier Than Switch
If you’ve ever dabbled in the world of adult gaming, you know there can sometimes be a bit of a learning curve. I’m not even talking about playing the games, which comes with its own issues, but just installing them can be a hassle if you ain’t a computer nerd. I know some of you guys are helpless without Steam, let alone dealing with individual installations, patches and the whole shebang.
Besides the growing stash of free games, I’d say one of the biggest draws of LewdFlix is that you don’t have to install anything. They have an app available, but it’s just a Progressive Web App, which isn’t much more than an icon leading to the website. I didn’t bother with it for this review, but it’s an option if you want just a touch more convenience.
Me? I was ready to dive right in after a bit of poking around, and I did it right from my browser. They do mention in the FAQ that the site works best with Chrome, which is currently my browser of choice anyway. iOS is supported, but it’s still considered experimental, so your mileage may vary.
Even with a relatively small collection, I wasn’t sure where to begin my official fap test of Lewd Flix. Even limiting myself to the top-rated games on the platform, I still had something of a dilemma on my hands. Ultimately, I decided to try the current Number One, a sci-fi sex adventure called Eternum. According to the Genre tags, it contained elements of Big Ass, Big Tits, MILFs, Prostitution, Vaginal Sex and Voyeurism, just to name a handful of keywords. In other words, it sounded like just my kind of game.
Getting Lewd with Lewd Flix
I clicked the Play button to start Eternum, and LewdFlix.com gave me a few options to play with before launching. They’ve got a nice, simple interface for playing the games in your browser. Besides cutting out all the bullshit between downloads and installation, they’ll even let you load cheats and mods wherever available.
Games on LewdFlix.com are presented as they were made, so you’ll typically find a Patreon link right on the title screen. If you find yourself enjoying the titles, I recommend supporting the creators directly. These guys are amateurs bringing their fantasies to life in their spare time, so a few bucks can be the difference between a new installment and an aching case of blue balls.
I clicked the Start button on Eternum’s title screen. There was a bit of waiting, maybe 20 seconds or so, long enough that I almost thought I’d encountered an error before a hottie named Annie appeared on the screen to say, “Hi!” I clicked through her intro text as she described the basic setup of the game, looking sexy the whole time.
I chose a name and opted into pregnancy content, and then the storyline began in earnest. “My name is Porn Dude. I was born in the city of Kredon, a relatively small town on the west coast of the United States.” The setup is that I’m a student about to begin my final year of school, and I want to bang hundreds of women instead of just fantasizing about it. Honestly, it sounds a lot like my real-life journey becoming The Porn Dude—now come watch me bang those women at PornDudeCasting.com!
How I Spent My Thanksgiving
Eternum ain’t exactly the kind of game you load up for a few seconds at a time. This is the kind of tale you settle in for as you click around with one hand. There’s a lot of sexy storytelling going on, and as I clicked through the game’s opening scenes, I started getting a little worried. What if I got hooked on the plot, fell in love with a new 3D waifu, and then lost all my progress as soon as I got kicked out of Starbucks for jerking off again?
The good news is that Lewd Flix makes it easy to save your game and come back later. Just click that little icon in the top left corner of the game and you’ll find the options to Import and Export saves. It’s not quite as simple as just clicking, since you’ll have to deal with a file, but I think it’s a decent compromise given how easy they’ve made it to even play these games.
Everything at Lewd Flix is so convenient that I’m kind of surprised I didn’t see any spam at all during my visit. I’m using an adblocker, of course, but they’re rarely foolproof. With a deep niche like this, they could probably get away with a lot of spam and still get plenty of traffic. The folks behind LewdFlix are setting up their own Patreon soon, and it may well be the best way to support the project. Free is always the best price, but somebody’s got to make the donuts.
LewdFlix.com is an easy recommendation to fans of adult video games, especially if you’d prefer to play them on the web instead of downloading and installing them on your own machine. They’ve got a couple dozen high-quality games already, and the library is still very new, so I’m looking forward to seeing what hits the front page next. This is a hell of a way to spend the afternoon, but try not to waste all your productive hours jacking off. Oops.