Kinky Ads! Moving to a new city where you don’t know anyone can leave you confused and depressed if you are a pleasure seeker that likes getting their dick wet on a regular basis. So, what to do if you are looking for a casual sex fling and don’t like the hassles of trying disease-infested hookers and risk either getting an STI or cooling your heels in jail?
That’s exactly where Kinkyads.org comes into play. The site doesn’t need a lengthy introduction really, the name says it all. For those who can’t see the connection, it is a free platform that allows you to join up with a huge sex and swinger community where everyone is looking for the same thing: casual sexual encounters. There are plenty of slaves post ads seeking masters, loads of ‘hunters’ looking for prey, naughty divorced MILFs looking for someone to eat their pussies and more. Does that send curious tingles down your spine? You might find Kinkyads.org a smooth way to get laid. Keep reading.
Quick registration process
One thing you immediately realize is that you can’t do anything on the site if you are not a registered user. Don’t let that worry you though; registering will only take a couple of minutes. All Kinkyads.org requires from you is an email address, a username, and a password although I really hate being asked to confirm that I’m not a robot. What the fuck is that shit always about anyway? Ever heard of a robot with a fucking email address? Anyway, the site doesn’t require a picture or a bio from you although you may want to add a few, especially if you are looking for something specific. It is easier to find freaks looking for the same thing that way.
However, I find it a bit disappointing that the site doesn’t have features for users to personalize their profiles. Where are the basic physical appearance questions about eye and hair color and such small but ultimately intimate details? I don’t know about you, but I certainly like knowing what I’m getting myself in to. Anyway, don’t visit the site if you are looking for a lasting connection or kindred soul. You are on a site that’s all about sex after all. But as long as you are on the site for the same reasons most other people are, nothing else should matter.
Nowhere to hide for the awful design
I know it is a sex dating site and all that, but the plain, boring design won’t do anything to whet your appetite for casual pussies. It is a boring white with nothing but names of locations on the entire homepage. No logo, no photos, no top banner, nothing. Maybe they are too busy trying to provide users with swinger ads they forgot everything about visual appeal. I know I’m not supposed to brag, but these fucks should visit my site for a bit of benchmarking.
The only positive thing you can possibly take from such a bland outlook is the lack of ads. I’d have a boring design any day than put up with the stupid ads promising to make my dick bigger. At least here you can concentrate on looking for kinky, hookup ads. The tabs on the menu bar gets you to the inbox, favourites, locations, post ads, kinky & popular among others. You will find whatever you are looking for with zero hassles.
Kinky ads by location
Well, it seems like there is nothing on the site apart from a lineup of locations. As it turns out, they are the only way to look for hookups. The locations include a list of all the states in the United States, Europe (including but not limited to the United Kingdom, Germany, Spain, Greece, Italy, Netherlands, and Portugal, etc.), Canada, Australia, and Oceania. All the locations are filled with horny freaks looking for the thrills that come with hooking up with total strangers. Looking at some of the ads, it’s clear that Kinkyads.org is teaming with an even kinkier crowd.
I clicked on California and was pleased to find a list of all the major cities in the state. Other locations come with a similar option, and you are likely to find a kinky freak looking to learn how to properly suck a cock in Los Angeles as you are in other areas like Palm Springs.
Whichever location you pick, the site welcomes you with the latest ads. Some of the kinkiest ads I found included someone looking for an anal sex slut, mistresses looking for slaves, an amateur adult actress looking for people to shoot a deepthroat, gangbang, and bukkake scene with, submissive male slaves looking for mistresses, race play and so much more. Whatever kind of sexual encounter you are looking for, there is some kinky adult somewhere looking to make your dreams cum true. There are ads from trannies, lesbians, gays, older women, married women looking for fun, pussy starved dick heads hoping to get laid, damn, probably some fucking pedophiles as well.
Detailed classifieds
The ads come with all the information you need regarding the services on offer and the contact details of whoever posted it. One ad titled ‘divorced woman looking for pussy eater’ immediately grabbed my attention. Do you know what they say about women aging like wine? The older they get, the better. The ad was also pretty interesting: ‘Dear!!! No Need Money.Divorced older Pusssy (sic). Older women just want a guy or girl to go down and eat my pusssy I’m Clean, shaved and sweet. Must be attractive, and I will return the favor. Any race & age are fine…’ Accompanying the ads were the poster’s phone numbers for y’all interested parties. Wait, will she have to conduct interviews to determine the best pussy eater? That would be one hell of an interview.
As you scroll through the ads, you will notice that some have ‘photos’ written at the end to indicate that they have a photo of the uploader, which is obviously a fucking bonus. Remember you can send your reply to confirm your interests in the services with the site allowing you to send a photo as part of the message. Most of these ads have a disclaimer warning you to not contact the poster with commercial interests since it’s not a platform to hook you up with prostitutes.
It’s a mane vibe all through
The numbers most people want to know about are the male-female ratio, but unfortunately, I couldn’t find the stats. There are loud whispers that there are significantly more men than women on the site, and Kinkyads.org wouldn’t want to scare potential newcomers by sharing such information. I clicked on ‘kinky and popular’ from the menu bar, and it is a fucking dick fest. The majority of the ads here feature plenty of cocks and to be honest, you will struggle to find an ad featuring a female.
Why am I not surprised? Women know they can get sex anytime they feel like it and get paid for it and therefore have little to gain for advertising their pussies especially if it’s not for money. Dudes on the other hand? Their situation is considerably trickier. It explains the whole male-heavy vibe at Kinkyads.org as desperately horny dudes attempt to get the attention of the fewer females.
Positive site features
Prospects of meeting people for sex; Kinkyads.org allows users to post ads looking for sexual encounters, and everything is geared towards providing you with an opportunity to meet people solely for sexual purposes. The abundance of kinky ads speaks for itself.
Easy to use; the site is a simple, easy to use platform and anyone will easily find whatever brought them here.
No intrusive ads; the site is fucking clean with no annoying ads, and your journey to locate a sex-starved fuckmate will be uninterrupted by ads.
Negative site features
Potential fraud; with no profile verification process, there are simply no guarantees that what you see is what you get. Be extra careful.
Male heavy; the majority of the ads are posted by men and people looking for pussies will have to make do with a considerably lower number of ads from females.
Recommendations
There isn’t much I can suggest for the site to be fair, but if they could work on the awful design, that would be really great.
Conclusion
Kinkyads.org is an easy, low-pressure way of finding fuck mates online without incurring any dent in your account. Everyone is on the site for the same reason, and you don’t have to worry about feelings getting involved or any of that shit. It is a straightforward, nothing-left-to-the-imagination setup, and if you are brave enough to jump into the action, what’s stopping you?