Kana Doll! Man, sometimes I wish I could build a time machine to traverse time and space and return to an era of my choice. As much as I’d love to say that my mission is to achieve world peace or some shit, it isn’t. As you can probably expect, my goal is entirely porn-based.
I’d just love to go back to the olden days and visit our porn ancestors to tell them how advanced things are going to be. I mean, imagine if our cavemen predecessors could see what 4K porn looks like after years of jerking themselves off over a pair of titties scrawled on the wall of their cave?
What would your average porn cinema visitor say when you tell them that, in a few decades, you don’t have to sit next to trench coat-wearing guys who have cut tactical masturbation holes in the pockets of their attire to watch porn. Instead, they’ll have access to a virtually endless library of hardcore porn via a smartphone in their pockets.
But fuck it, I don’t have time to build a time machine. I have far too much to do in the world of porn reviews, and I can’t stray from my mission of keeping my beloved porn fans in the know about the latest corners of the adult industry to check out and those which should be avoided.
One of the closest things I can get to the time machine experience I just mentioned is speaking to someone who isn’t up to speed about the latest sex toy technology to hit the market and, more specifically, the kind of lifelike sex dolls that are currently available to buy.
When I tell them, their eyes tend to widen more than the eyes of a horny 19-year-old who has been talking big on Tinder when she pulls my pants down and gets slapped in the face by my porn-trained cock. As she lay in a post-sex daze with her makeup running down onto her cum-soaked titties, she would later affectionately nickname him ‘’The cunt-stuffing womb hammer’’.
But I digress. Let’s get back onto the topic of sex toys because today, we’re going to slide our sex-hungry dicks into the virtual holes of a sex toy store called Kanadoll.com. From skinny to BBW dolls and Hentai toys to lifelike Asian love dolls, this is a store that promises to quench the lust of any sex doll enthusiast, but is it true? Let’s find out!
What is Kanadoll.com?
Kanadoll.com is a sex doll store with a presence online and in two physical locations in both the United States and China. Its mission is to provide cheap but high-tech sex dolls to the horny markets by engaging with emerging sex doll brands in China that display ‘’exceptional doll craftsmanship.’’
The history of the Kanadoll.com URL shows us that this site has been around since the late noughties, but the current site we see today seems to have kicked off in 2020. Since then, Kanadoll.com has gotten to work by networking with Chinese sex doll companies and has managed to amass a diverse range of dolls to play with.
However, are they worth playing with? Can they offer a hot sex experience that’s able to replicate that of the most sexually ferocious whores you know? Let’s find out as we prepare to go deep into this site’s sex doll collection.
What are the Realistic Sex Dolls Like on Kanadoll.com?
There’s no shortage of variety when it comes to the sex dolls available on Kanadoll.com, and potential customers can choose from a wide range of filters to find the doll they want. You can filter results according to MILF and blondes to anime and ebony, as well as everything in between.
But to find out what this site really had to offer your average sex doll customer, I was eager to get stuck into its catalog and find out what can be considered to be the highlights of its love doll collection!
● MRL Orgasm Lady Lifelike Silicone Sextoy Nanako – If you want to bring your filthiest Hentai fantasies to life via a sex doll, then this gorgeous toy is a solid option with a cheap price tag. It’s nowhere near as adjustable as the more expensive dolls, but it’s reflected in the price. What you get is a squatting Hentai slut amid orgasm and boasting a massive set of tits. This is a much better option to push your dick into than the palm of your hand, that’s for sure!
● The Irontech Celine Doll – If you’re looking for an affordable MILF sex doll, this isn’t it. If you’re looking for a mid-30s slut that you could empty your balls into repeatedly with a hefty price tag, then the Irontech Celine doll ticks all of the boxes. This lifelike sex doll is stunning and has a divine set of titties with bullet nipples that you can suck on as you bounce her realistic pussy on your cock before cumming where your heart desires!
● Big Fatty Patty, The SSBBW Sex Doll Kathryn – If you’re one of the chubby chasers who love a little more cushion for the pushin’ when you’re banging a chick, then this SSBBW sex doll will likely make your dick as hard as the nipples on this lifelike sex doll’s fat tits! This lifelike love doll is enormous and has enough love for any porn-fuelled session you have to throw at her. However, she’s a big girl, so she’s best suited for people with ample storage space to keep her when she’s not in use. For example, Big Fatty Patty wouldn’t be well-suited to a studio apartment, and it would likely cause territorial disputes!
The Design of the Site
There are few things worse than a sex doll store that uses a shitty e-commerce theme that does a poor job of representing what it offers. After all, if your store looks like shit, we can only assume that your dolls feel like shit. Now, let’s look at what Kanadoll.com offers regarding site design.
The site’s header section is home to the site’s logo, a main menu, a dropdown currency menu, and a top bar that hosts a link to the site’s About page. The pink logo of Kanadoll.com looks good, sums up the site well, and has clearly been made by someone who knows what they’re doing. The main menu takes you to places like new arrivals and recommended dolls, brands, custom dolls, accessories, etc.
You’re then hit with a hero section displaying the latest ongoing offers on Kanadoll.com, such as Black Friday discount codes. This is underlined by a scrolling slideshow of the site’s various benefits, like free shipping, fast customer service, etc. There’s then a selection of positive site reviews from other sex doll industry figures and brands.
Further down, two call-to-action boxes direct you to the latest sex dolls that the site has to offer, as well as those that are considered to be the most popular. This is topped off with a dropdown menu detailing how the site’s shipping options work.
Kanadoll.com then displays a portfolio of available sex dolls according to different categories, such as those in stock in the EU, US, etc. These are displayed in rows of four featured dolls with a large featured image, title, and price. You’re greeted with an alternative image when you hover over each one.
Towards the bottom of the site are a selection of featured categories on the site, sex doll accessories, an option to book a visit to the site’s sex doll display room, and videos detailing how to unpack sex dolls and prepare them for use safely, an FAQ section, and a sample of blog posts recently added to the site.
What I Like Most About it
The first thing I like about Kanadoll.com is how honest it is in its mission. These days, there’s no shortage of people reselling low-grade sex dolls from Asia and marketing them as something else entirely. Kanadoll.com doesn’t hide that it’s a company actively working with Asian sex doll companies to try and find the best quality dolls with a low price tag to match.
I also can’t skip the fact that Kanadoll.com has made an effort to add a blog to its site, and there are some well-written articles contained within that are of use to anybody considering buying a sex doll. Overall, there’s a lot of written content on the site, and it feels a lot more well-established than some other sex doll sites that are twice as old as it.
In terms of variety, Kanadoll.com is doing a great job of supplying a diverse range of love dolls ranging from realistic busty blonde sluts to cartoon-style Hentai whores. However, there is one category that the site is lacking, which brings me to the next part of this review.
What I Don’t Like
Regarding the maximum age of the dolls, the highest they go is 35. As well as being an oddly specific age for a sex doll, it’s also a ridiculous age to classify mature sex dolls. There’s no shortage of horny people who lust after mature women who would happily invest in a GILF love doll that could make all of their granny porn dreams come true, but they’re going to be massively disappointed in the mature sex doll selection on this site.
Suggestions I Have for Kanadoll.com
I’d suggest that Kanadoll.com doesn’t neglect the market for mature sex dolls and actually tries catering to it. However, catering to it with 35-year-old sex dolls isn’t going to cut it, as this is barely MILF category. By mature, you’re talking about sex dolls that are visibly 50+ years old. Also, if you can try to find a GILF sex doll that brings you milk and cookies after you’ve cum in its ass, that’d be ideal. Otherwise, I might just go back to the house of my horny ex-GILF pornstar neighbor called Gertrude rather than invest in a sex doll.
Conclusion
Overall, Kanadoll.com is an online sex doll store that is worth checking out. It has a diverse range of lifelike sex dolls that, due to being sourced from local companies in places like China, are also competitively priced and come with a wide range of imaginative accessories. However, if you’re looking for mature sex dolls that are in the older MILF or bona fide GILF category, you won’t find them here.